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list to me what russian slurs they happen to know by heart when I introduce myself properly come on guys it's tiring
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:34 |
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i'd like to add some new russian slurs to my repertoire
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:35 |
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Bliad!
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:36 |
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LifeSizePotato posted:i'd like to add some new russian slurs to my repertoire see my first impulse was to help you but then my tiredness caught up with me
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:36 |
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Lichy posted:list to me what russian slurs they happen to know by heart when I introduce myself properly I usually start with. cyka blyat pizdiets! rusky pizda thkoosna
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:37 |
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Lichy posted:list to me what russian slurs they happen to know by heart when I introduce myself properly The ancestors of all english speaking people originate from an island that's smaller than the state of California In short, english speaking people are inbred as gently caress
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:38 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:The ancestors of all english speaking people originate from an island that's smaller than the state of California All humans are inbred dude we all come from Adam the First Man
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:39 |
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Mr. Wednesday posted:All humans are inbred dude we all come from Adam the First Man that would be a Great theory if it wasn't for the fact that selective pressure exists
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:40 |
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piz da
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:41 |
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Lichy posted:list to me what russian slurs they happen to know by heart when I introduce myself properly what's russian for "gay sex dungeon"
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:41 |
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why do all english people look malformed like someone living in the chernobyl exclusion zone or a fox news host
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:43 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:what's russian for "gay sex dungeon" see at least this guy admits he knows jack poo poo also it's pidorskoe podzemelie-yoblishce
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:43 |
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alternatively in Cyrillic пидорское подземелье-еблище
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:44 |
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what city u from op
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:44 |
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Lichy posted:see at least this guy admits he knows jack poo poo Is that a common phrase or
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:45 |
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Rap Music and Dope posted:what city u from op where is a russian man rich enough to own a something awful forums account likely to live statistically speaking
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:46 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:Is that a common phrase or it sounds even weirder in russian than it does in English, hth
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:46 |
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Lichy posted:where would a russian man rich enough to own a something awful forums account is likely to live statistically speaking Europe
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:47 |
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Lichy posted:where is a russian man rich enough to own a something awful forums account likely to live statistically speaking london
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:47 |
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Bro Dad posted:london wow that was much faster than I thought it would be
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:48 |
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Kurwa
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:48 |
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cool ive been to Moscow i dont like it a lot. Nizhny Novgorod will always be my city. I am a Gorky. Good luck to you
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:49 |
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haha holy poo poo I didnt know this was a thing okay so I used to work with this white guy, from new york, who pretends he is Irish because his family was. You know the type But on top of that, he likes to be a "linguist" and speak really proper which invariably leads him to say things with a british pronunciation. He'll also use words like "boot" and "saloon" and "alooominium". ON TOP OF THAT, he likes to tell people all sorts of Russian cuss phrases in the worst heavy accent you've ever heard just to... I dunno... impress people? he sucked
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:50 |
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Rap Music and Dope posted:cool ive been to Moscow i dont like it a lot. Nizhny Novgorod will always be my city. I am a Gorky. moscow is bad but everywhere outside Moscow and St petersburg is even worse so I don't usually go anywhere else except for hunting namaste
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:50 |
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What's the best thing about Russia?
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:51 |
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what's the point of swearing in russian when it sounds like you're swearing just talking about the weather
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:51 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:What's the best thing about Russia? I belong to the scariest type of white people(not counting Serbs) Torka posted:what's the point of swearing in russian when it sounds like you're swearing just talking about the weather sometimes we have to actually talk to people who only speak one language and that language is russian
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:52 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:What's the best thing about Russia? dashcam compilations on youtube Lichy posted:wow that was much faster than I thought it would be gently caress you mine was more geographically-challenged funny
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:53 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:The ancestors of all english speaking people originate from an island that's smaller than the state of California You forget about all the immigrants and natives forced to speak English at gunpoint or through economic domination
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:55 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:What's the best thing about Russia? When someone smiles or tells you "I like you" it actually means something and being smiley and kind isn't the default. Words have more substance. I learned this the hard way when it came to profanity. The cold distant nihlism isn't so bad once you realize when someone says "Come over any time" or "I love you" they are incredibly sincere and true to it. Also.......ladies.... And no open container laws while cigs costing less than half my american prices.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 16:57 |
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Lichy posted:wow that was much faster than I thought it would be sorry i just saw "rich" and russian" in the same sentence and mashed london as fast as i could seriously is there a reason rich exiles prefer london over paris? is it because the drabness, slow deterioration of public spaces, and insane prices for commodities remind them of moscow? Bro Dad fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Oct 21, 2014 |
# ? Oct 21, 2014 17:04 |
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i read once if you smie in russia ppl will think you have a reason to be happy and rob you for it???!!?!?
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 17:22 |
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Fandyien posted:i read once if you in russia ppl will rob you
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 17:30 |
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Are you an oligarch? Do you own any football teams?
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 17:33 |
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will you pet a bear for me op also i have several boxes of my great-grandmother's early 1900s russian 78 albums in storage that i've been meaning to digitize and have translated, when i get around to it maybe i can pm you with annoying questions perhaps
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 17:41 |
Swearing is all they have and they just want it to be universally appreciated, sorry op. If it helps (which it probably doesn't), they'll do the same for every foreigner, and ask if they don't think they know enough.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 18:11 |
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op makes a lot more sense now that i know he's russian
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 18:12 |
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how many rugs are hanging in your bedroom?
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 18:13 |
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The English somehow avoided the crushing guilt of Political Correctness, which is odd because historically the English have been all about guilt. They've passed the torch to 'Murcans. That's why they're all sociopathic monsters. The English, that is. Different reasons for us 'Murcans. Russians are just hilariously unhinged and a joy to be around for the most part.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:37 |
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:The English somehow avoided the crushing guilt of Political Correctness. Lot of pretty PC people in England, maybe even more so than the rest of the UK, it's just that they love swearing, and think casually doing it in foreign languages is cosmopolitan rather than just a weird British/English thing they've transplanted onto someone else's culture.
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