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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Only wizards post in this thread.







I am gonna make a weed golem.

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I have it on good authority that archivists and wizards are almost the same thing

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im gonna use fireball ands moke your weed golem, my man

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
is this game of thrones

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.
i'm gonna need to see some wizard id there, chief

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


Did you pass the Test of High Sorcery? And what colors did you choose? I'm a red wizard myself.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Wizard powers

:nws:http://oglaf.com/cornwalling/:nws:

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Generation Internet posted:

i'm gonna need to see some wizard id there, chief

Oh what's this? turns out my wizard id was behind your ear the whole time!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i think santa claus is a wizard because otherwise how would he deliver all of those gifts

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
i wizard i prove now

SPaaAAAAAGOOL! :viggo:






everyone now is spagools.


:colbert:

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


lol if youre not a D&D wizard.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Keep it tight.

Yeah, I watch adventure time too.

What? Wanna fight about it?

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
catbug is a good thing

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Who here wants to tickle my homunculus?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

AchtungBaby posted:

lol if youre not a D&D wizard.

vancian magic is extremely for the win

psyopmonkey posted:

Keep it tight.

Yeah, I watch adventure time too.

What? Wanna fight about it?

no

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
what about us necromancers? we are kinda like wizards but with them bones.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Edgar posted:

what about us necromancers? we are kinda like wizards but with them bones.

more like NERDomancer rolling on the floor laughing my rear end off

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Rajjoble posted:

catbug is a good thing

I like you now. :3:

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

like to remind everyone that wizard powers only work if your a virgin... ownnnned

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice
There was a sweet cartoon wizard gif I saw posted here a long time ago where he's shooting lightning out of a wand and it's all kinds of cool colors.

Anyone have that?

Closest GIS gets me is this:

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
i'm a paladin so i can use some healing spell i'm cool right

Above Our Own
Jun 24, 2009

by Shine
Antbolt, cone of ants, flesh-to-ants...yeah you could say I know a few spells

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009

psyopmonkey posted:

I like you now. :3:

well you know what

i love you

deal with it.


now hand me my quiver of gas-powered sticks

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Above Our Own posted:

Antbolt, cone of ants, flesh-to-ants...yeah you could say I know a few spells
hmm you should seek out the desert wizard that does fireant-in-mouth soothsaying. you could be a good match

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I can tell fortunes with cat hair.

I just gather up all the cat hair from my clothes and then dip it in tea. Then ill see into the future.

Its a neat trick and I always have cat hair.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
you never made a bone monster out of discarded chicken wings and drum sticks? Try it! It's great to scare the children with.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

pathetic little tramp posted:

i'm a paladin so i can use some healing spell i'm cool right

no go sit in the corner with the clerics

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

as of today my only spell is to magically swap the inside layers of two onions of equal size. it's kind of lame but im still building up my spell portfolio

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes
gently caress you, i'm a wizard

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:

gently caress you, i'm a wizard

no u

I know a spell that makes old women dance. Its p. cool. :cool:

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
wizard me, i'm a gently caress

*poof*

(the distinct presence of spagool fills the room)

you just got double backwards wizard flipped

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes

Rajjoble posted:

wizard me, i'm a gently caress

*poof*

(the distinct presence of spagool fills the room)

you just got double backwards wizard flipped

no, definitely not. I specifically cast a spell guarding me against that. you can't do that

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

at the moment im working on a spell that changes back-of-neck tattoos to say "loving POSEUR" but I can only get them to change to "FULCRUM POWER" and the guys I did it to made a band called FULCRUM POWER and now people think theyre cooler than they were before

ArchWizard
Mar 27, 2009

There's the Roy I know and love.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzDbTD-Q-vA

pathetic little tramp posted:

i'm a paladin so i can use some healing spell i'm cool right
Technically it's your god being the wizard here and he/she/be is using you as a magic wand

That's why people say paladins are tools

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost posted:

at the moment im working on a spell that changes back-of-neck tattoos to say "loving POSEUR" but I can only get them to change to "FULCRUM POWER" and the guys I did it to made a band called FULCRUM POWER and now people think theyre cooler than they were before

omg, lol

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

ArchWizard posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzDbTD-Q-vA

Technically it's your god being the wizard here and he/she/be is using you as a magic wand

That's why people say paladins are tools

That and their pushy stance on abortion.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

pathetic little tramp posted:

i'm a paladin so i can use some healing spell i'm cool right

nope

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

you always know which wizards are stuffy and not fun to hang out with because they write "magick" instead of magic

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
conjurer/evoker/enchanter here.

been summoning demons and bending them to my will for years now. i'm not all that good at enchanting yet though. what does it mean when you try to make a stick shoot fireballs but all it does is set your sleeve on fire?

not gonna mention the one that gave people massive erections instead of creating delicious pasta primavera

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

i heard bj caducei got arrested last week hiding a 12 gauge inside his robe. he was gonna rob a liquor store. this is a hosed up time for wizardry

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