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Only wizards post in this thread. I am gonna make a weed golem.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:23 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 12:27 |
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I have it on good authority that archivists and wizards are almost the same thing
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:23 |
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im gonna use fireball ands moke your weed golem, my man
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:23 |
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is this game of thrones
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:24 |
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i'm gonna need to see some wizard id there, chief
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:25 |
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Did you pass the Test of High Sorcery? And what colors did you choose? I'm a red wizard myself.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:25 |
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Wizard powers http://oglaf.com/cornwalling/
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:26 |
Generation Internet posted:i'm gonna need to see some wizard id there, chief Oh what's this? turns out my wizard id was behind your ear the whole time!
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:27 |
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i think santa claus is a wizard because otherwise how would he deliver all of those gifts
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:27 |
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i wizard i prove now SPaaAAAAAGOOL! everyone now is spagools.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:27 |
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lol if youre not a D&D wizard.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:29 |
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Keep it tight. Yeah, I watch adventure time too. What? Wanna fight about it?
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:29 |
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catbug is a good thing
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:30 |
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Who here wants to tickle my homunculus?
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:30 |
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AchtungBaby posted:lol if youre not a D&D wizard. vancian magic is extremely for the win psyopmonkey posted:Keep it tight. no
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:31 |
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what about us necromancers? we are kinda like wizards but with them bones.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:31 |
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Edgar posted:what about us necromancers? we are kinda like wizards but with them bones. more like NERDomancer rolling on the floor laughing my rear end off
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:32 |
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Rajjoble posted:catbug is a good thing I like you now.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:34 |
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like to remind everyone that wizard powers only work if your a virgin... ownnnned
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:35 |
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There was a sweet cartoon wizard gif I saw posted here a long time ago where he's shooting lightning out of a wand and it's all kinds of cool colors. Anyone have that? Closest GIS gets me is this:
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:36 |
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i'm a paladin so i can use some healing spell i'm cool right
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:36 |
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Antbolt, cone of ants, flesh-to-ants...yeah you could say I know a few spells
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:40 |
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psyopmonkey posted:I like you now. well you know what i love you deal with it. now hand me my quiver of gas-powered sticks
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:40 |
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Above Our Own posted:Antbolt, cone of ants, flesh-to-ants...yeah you could say I know a few spells
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:44 |
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I can tell fortunes with cat hair. I just gather up all the cat hair from my clothes and then dip it in tea. Then ill see into the future. Its a neat trick and I always have cat hair.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:45 |
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you never made a bone monster out of discarded chicken wings and drum sticks? Try it! It's great to scare the children with.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:47 |
pathetic little tramp posted:i'm a paladin so i can use some healing spell i'm cool right no go sit in the corner with the clerics
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:47 |
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as of today my only spell is to magically swap the inside layers of two onions of equal size. it's kind of lame but im still building up my spell portfolio
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:48 |
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gently caress you, i'm a wizard
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:48 |
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Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:gently caress you, i'm a wizard no u I know a spell that makes old women dance. Its p. cool.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:48 |
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wizard me, i'm a gently caress *poof* (the distinct presence of spagool fills the room) you just got double backwards wizard flipped
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:50 |
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Rajjoble posted:wizard me, i'm a gently caress no, definitely not. I specifically cast a spell guarding me against that. you can't do that
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:51 |
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at the moment im working on a spell that changes back-of-neck tattoos to say "loving POSEUR" but I can only get them to change to "FULCRUM POWER" and the guys I did it to made a band called FULCRUM POWER and now people think theyre cooler than they were before
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:51 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzDbTD-Q-vApathetic little tramp posted:i'm a paladin so i can use some healing spell i'm cool right That's why people say paladins are tools
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:52 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:at the moment im working on a spell that changes back-of-neck tattoos to say "loving POSEUR" but I can only get them to change to "FULCRUM POWER" and the guys I did it to made a band called FULCRUM POWER and now people think theyre cooler than they were before omg, lol
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:52 |
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ArchWizard posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzDbTD-Q-vA That and their pushy stance on abortion.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:53 |
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pathetic little tramp posted:i'm a paladin so i can use some healing spell i'm cool right nope
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:54 |
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you always know which wizards are stuffy and not fun to hang out with because they write "magick" instead of magic
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:55 |
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conjurer/evoker/enchanter here. been summoning demons and bending them to my will for years now. i'm not all that good at enchanting yet though. what does it mean when you try to make a stick shoot fireballs but all it does is set your sleeve on fire? not gonna mention the one that gave people massive erections instead of creating delicious pasta primavera
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 20:56 |
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i heard bj caducei got arrested last week hiding a 12 gauge inside his robe. he was gonna rob a liquor store. this is a hosed up time for wizardry
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