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According to some dude at gawkerquote:If you see a man sporting permanent stubble, it is appropriate to assume that he has character flaws that are very grave. I use a beard trimmer once a week rather than deal with shaving. I'm also a piece of poo poo, but I can't go broadcasting that to the world or else people won't make the emotional investment required for me to ruin their life. Does this dude just have embarrassingly patchy stubble? or do I need to grow some ridiculous beard to hide my complete lack of character? Split Pea Superman fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Oct 21, 2014 |
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solaranus posted:According to some dude at gawker nice try op but im never voluntarily clickign on a gawker link as a firstpost courtesy if you copy-paste the article i will skim it
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:07 |
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I think the whole clean shaven = professional thing was started by dudes embarrassed by their lovely patchy facial hair.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:07 |
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Mange Mite posted:nice try op but im never voluntarily clickign on a gawker link What's proper form these days? Quote the whole article?
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:09 |
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solaranus posted:According to some dude at gawker Much like most websites, Gawker is run by sheltered trust fund babies who are so out of touch with the real world that they might as well be aliens from another planet
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:09 |
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Luckily mt stubble isn't carefully groomed at all. It just is what it is.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:11 |
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I think this dude doesn't mean just like running a beard trimmer over your face at number 2 or whatever, he is talking about dudes who have like very carefully shaped/crafted stubble that follows straight lines along the jaw and is yeah kind of a douchebag look i guess
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:11 |
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I rock the Jason Statham.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:11 |
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op if your like me and just use clippers, its stubble but isnt carefully groomed at all but i do clip every other day or if im doing something somewhat important because any longer than stubble it looks like garbage on me what im saying is you dont apply, i think its just if people get those dumb rear end chin straps or clean shave their neck or whatever
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:12 |
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like think of the look that they are mocking in the "dick in a box" video that is what this article is talking about
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:15 |
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is it just me or is gawker really knocking them out of the park lately? thanks
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:15 |
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He does kinda qualify it as "Carefully Groomed", but the article says:quote:That look is permanent stubble. As you can deduce, stubble is naturally a temporary state. It is the state between shaving, and having a beard. If someone has permanent stubble, that means that they are taking steps to groom and cultivate their stubble, keeping it permanently at a short length, so that it never makes the transition to beard, nor to a straightforward clean-shaven face. They are working for that stubble. Which is kinda what using a beard trimmer every now and then is. This is really distressing guys, whats the best way to hide my glaring character flaws with grooming?
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:21 |
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well i only read the first paragraph and dont plan on reading any more, i will say there is, somewhere, a line between "stubble" and a "short beard" and you know what i dont care enough to finish whatever i was saying about that
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:23 |
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mask your shortcomings with excessive drug use and meaningless sex the sex can be with your hand
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:23 |
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Man, Gawker is just a horrible low-rent tabloid garbage clickbait pile of bullshit lately. I have low moral character and stubble, but one is not a reflection of the other. I don't shave but once a week because I'm a lazy slob.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:27 |
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i used to not care about my appearance and grooming, then i became an adult
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:32 |
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stubble can be sexy and leave sexy red marks in sexy places so
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:34 |
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If you go to a strip club and you have not shaved against the grain, your goonbeard will not make the strippers want to put their boobies in your face.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:36 |
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Mange Mite posted:i used to not care about my appearance and grooming, then i became an adult if theres one thing middle aged men are known for its caring about appearance
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:37 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:if theres one thing middle aged men are known for its caring about appearance well yes actually, outside of the slob stereotype in sitcoms and commercials, most functional middle aged men do indeed care about their appearance
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:41 |
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I am a piece of poo poo with low moral standing.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:44 |
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super macho dude posted:I am a piece of poo poo with low moral standing. you post here so thats kind of a given
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:53 |
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I have a permanent 5 o' clock shadow. Genetics fuckers.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:56 |
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a girl on tinder wanted me to give her beard burn, i was like that's kinda weird but whatev we're young, so i said 'uh maybe if we can do dinner first' and she stopped talking to me
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 21:56 |
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I get stubble by 5pm everyday this guy is full of poo poo because I shave every single god drat day how do I leave a comment
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Berious posted:I think the whole clean shaven = professional thing was started by dudes embarrassed by their lovely patchy facial hair. i think it was appropriated from military dress like a surprising amount of fashion is. see also, the necktie
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YourHealthyColon posted:i think it was appropriated from military dress like a surprising amount of fashion is. see also, the necktie Beards, another casualty of the Great Wars
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 22:03 |
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carefully groomed pubic stubble rasp rasp rasp
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 22:04 |
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I look real handsome with stubble but my gf complains when she sits on my face that her stupid baby vagina gets all scratched
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 22:05 |
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YourHealthyColon posted:i think it was appropriated from military dress like a surprising amount of fashion is. see also, the necktie also women seem to overwhelmingly prefer it, ive seen it interpreted as a sign of women's growing power in society
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 22:06 |
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Earwicker posted:well yes actually, outside of the slob stereotype in sitcoms and commercials, most functional middle aged men do indeed care about their appearance that might be true in whatever gay fake ghost town you live in but not in real life
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 22:06 |
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i'd say that if someone looks goony it's pretty safe to assume they have major character flaws in general, OP
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 22:08 |
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A. Beaverhausen posted:I have a permanent 5 o' clock shadow. Genetics fuckers. same. stubble is good. i'm also of low moral
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 22:08 |
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i wish i could look like this guy of high moral character
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 22:10 |
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Xaris posted:i'm also of low moral hmm hmmmm alt spotted
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 22:11 |
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i agree with that
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 22:15 |
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solaranus posted:I use a beard trimmer once a week rather than deal with shaving. I'm also a piece of poo poo, but I can't go broadcasting that to the world or else people won't make the emotional investment required for me to ruin their life.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 22:21 |
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scalded schlong posted:hmm took me awhile to get it... respect goonsire
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 22:21 |
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I agree with the article in the OP even though it is likely written ironically.
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# ? Oct 21, 2014 22:25 |
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are you saying this guy: is a shady person/douchebag? wow
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