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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07kO9TtHYzQ&t=33s

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Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe
I'm betting Palin or a least a few members of her extended clan bootybumps prescription drugs.

MadMattH
Sep 8, 2011

Three Olives posted:

A tiny, tiny, tiny part of me wishes she was VP right just because gently caress it we would all get drunk and be like "This is mother loving America, burn it to the ground."

We've already had a few drunks for President, what's one more?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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can you imagine the looks putin would have on his face if he was forced to sit down and actually talk policy with her

MadMattH
Sep 8, 2011

Jonny 290 posted:

can you imagine the looks putin would have on his face if he was forced to sit down and actually talk policy with her

They would both just spout nonsense nationalistic jingo at each other then their dogs would fight.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Let's see how funny liberals find it if Tim Tebow were to tackle a female politician such as Barbara Boxer or Nancy Pelosi! They would all cry sexism! But because it's a large black male doing it to a white conservative lady their's no outcry from the media!

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Gimp Fack posted:

This is from a few months back http://crooksandliars.com/2014/07/sarah-palins-oddball-speech-denver-sounds

lol people voted for her to be the backup president

It's probably early onset Alzheimer's. Alcohol induced early onset Alzheimer's.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

http://www.tmz.com/2014/10/21/bristol-palin-family-fight-police-audio-sarah-photos/

:lol:

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Dig the top comment for calling Bristol out for pissing herself.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012


lmao camo dress

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Tomahawk posted:

reminder that people pay $9.99 a month to watch her online tv channel lol

they're just hoping for a little titty but are too polite to get porn for free like normal people

Hamclam
Jan 19, 2005

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air!"
Judge for yourself: Did Sarah Palin get into Aunty Peggy Noonan's jar of Magic Dolphin Pills before her speech in Denver this week?

???

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009


this woman very well could have been the president of the united states.

Lonos Oboe
Jun 7, 2014
poo poo, it's been like almost a year to the day since the last 'Johnston Checks In' That was a consistently hilarious series and I could not give a poo poo about Palin or her brood.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Did the Palins pull out their secret weapon during the brawl? The giant Downs babby that probably could crush a mans head like a grape in its hands?

That kid is gonna be their prize mongoloid fighter when the time comes.

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.

Excelzior posted:

Sarah Palin needs to start doing porn

Nailin' Paylin doesn't count

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








WHY IS THERE A COMMA?

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

boom boom boom posted:

she was trying to say that liberals don't like fast food and want everyone to be vegan so why do they care about fast food workers

Well that's just dumb. I'm a liberal, and meat is loving amazing. Vegans are idiots missing out on a good thing. I also support hunting. In fact, I'm downright libertarian when it comes to meat: if you don't have the balls to kill it, gut it and cook it yourself, you don't deserve to eat meat. Otherwise, yeah, a progressive taxation system is necessary so that poor people have the health, education and opportunity to go out and hunt their own meat, just like evolution intended.

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
What kind of people actually take the time to go listen to SP's speech? It's like going to church on a Sunday morning.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
She did a really good job of covering up being a drunken imbecile during her vp campaign

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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FizFashizzle posted:

WHY IS THERE A COMMA?

till todd showed up this was the only way she could get paws on her chest

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

wilfredmerriweathr posted:

She did a really good job of covering up being a drunken imbecile during her vp campaign

Remember, she was the LEAST worst republican John McCain thought would help him win.

LEAST WORST REPUBLICAN.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

FizFashizzle posted:

WHY IS THERE A COMMA?

it was the early 80s, man

Jonny 290 posted:

till todd showed up this was the only way she could get paws on her chest

lol

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

can you imagine the looks putin would have on his face if he was forced to sit down and actually talk policy with her

billnyekenham.gif

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

happyhippy posted:

Remember, she was the LEAST worst republican John McCain thought would help him win.

LEAST WORST REPUBLICAN.

actually mccain had nothing to do with picking her. he wanted joe lieberman, but his campaign staff told him republicans would never vote for a jew on the ticket, so a lawyer spent an afternoon googling female republicans and welp

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
you could tell he was mega pissed about it too, he knew she hosed his chances of getting elected

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

wilfredmerriweathr posted:

you could tell he was mega pissed about it too, he knew she hosed his chances of getting elected

Its true. The only thing McCain hates more than asians is dumb women.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

comes along bort posted:

actually mccain had nothing to do with picking her. he wanted joe lieberman, but his campaign staff told him republicans would never vote for a jew on the ticket, so a lawyer spent an afternoon googling female republicans and welp

Female Republicans because a lot of people were upset that Obama got the nomination instead of Hillary and they thought that women were idiots and they would pick up a lot of female votes from women upset about Hillary not getting the nomination by just having a woman on the ticket because Republicans are consistently hilariously insane about about the politics of half of the population.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
i am consistently astonished that anyone gives a poo poo about what she has to say about anything

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl4HIc-yfgM

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

comes along bort posted:

actually mccain had nothing to do with picking her. he wanted joe lieberman, but his campaign staff told him republicans would never vote for a jew on the ticket, so a lawyer spent an afternoon googling female republicans and welp

Clearly she was brought on to secure Alaska's critical electoral college votes. :colbert:

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
It's 2007 again and people give a poo poo about this dumb bitch

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose

comes along bort posted:

actually mccain had nothing to do with picking her. he wanted joe lieberman, but his campaign staff told him republicans would never vote for a jew on the ticket, so a lawyer spent an afternoon googling female republicans and welp

He was still the candidate and had final say, so gently caress him.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
She sounds like Chip Chipperson in that first video.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

mccain called his wife a trollop

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May 27, 2004



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InterFaced posted:

Its true. The only thing McCain hates more than asians is dumb women.

quote:

In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you oval office."

looool

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
wanna see some quotes from the campaign trail with palin

"I did not survive my plane crash and POW imprisonment to deal with your stupid loving alcoholic bitch problems you dumb oval office. Sit down and shut the gently caress up while I try to win this thing."

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

wilfredmerriweathr posted:

wanna see some quotes from the campaign trail with palin

"I did not survive my plane crash and POW imprisonment to deal with your stupid loving alcoholic bitch problems you dumb oval office. Sit down and shut the gently caress up while I try to win this thing."

Unlike Romney who insanely actually believed he was going to win by a landslide despite all evidence pointing to the fact that he was going to lose bigtime (He was unskewing his own internal polls, seriously, lol) McCain knew he was going to lose and Palin was a craven last ditch effort to pull a large number of female voters. His campaign figured out shortly after announcing her that she was a huge liability and not the desperate last ditch effort that was going to save their campaign.

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

Lonos Oboe posted:

poo poo, it's been like almost a year to the day since the last 'Johnston Checks In' That was a consistently hilarious series and I could not give a poo poo about Palin or her brood.

agreed. it was surreal and wonderful.

Jonny 290 posted:

till todd showed up this was the only way she could get paws on her chest

haha

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Pooned
Dec 28, 2005

Eye contact counters everything
Sarah Palin was nearly the second most powerful person in the world.

America, the gently caress? Also why do you only have a two party system? Wouldn't having 3 be better? Or say, 4? You know, different options for different viewpoints and poo poo?

Edit: I guess you got that last one down with the Republican Party, amirite? ;)

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