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I know Sharia law is a slippery slope in the good ol' US of A but I can't let this shame continue to ruin my family.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 00:17 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 11:42 |
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yes
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 00:19 |
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allah will reward you for making this difficult choice
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 00:21 |
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u better be careful op he may get you first https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bZg50TI_eI
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 00:24 |
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Dude, your son has pretty much transformed into a monster at this point. You're like Van Helsing killing vampires.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 00:24 |
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Sharia Law? I just loved him in Transformers.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 00:26 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:u better be careful op he may get you first who would have thought that 21st century hero worship is cartoon ponies
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 00:32 |
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Can somebody give a non joke answer very soon? Very urgent tia
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 00:35 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:u better be careful op he may get you first I do not actually hope this is real.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 00:36 |
Pendent posted:Can somebody give a non joke answer very soon? Very urgent tia Yes. I know, I'm an Imam.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 00:38 |
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Pendent posted:Can somebody give a non joke answer very soon? Very urgent tia Depends on what country you're in. If its any non sharia-based country, I would advise against it. (still totally justifiable IMO)
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 07:20 |
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yes!!!!!
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 07:47 |
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i believe theres a hadith condoning this, yes
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 08:20 |
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"Do Not Kill Your Children" After safeguarding the lineage in this manner, Islam imposed certain mutual rights, which proceed naturally from the parent-child relationship, upon children and parents, making certain things haram for them in order to protect these rights. The child has a right to life. Neither the father nor the mother have the right to take the life of the child, whether a boy or a girl, by killing it or burying it alive, as was done by some Arabs of jahiliyyah. Says Allah Ta'ala: And do not kill your children out of fear of poverty; We shall provide for them and for you. Truly, the killing of them is a great sin. (17:31) ...When the female child who was buried alive is asked for what crime she was killed. (81:8-9) Whatever the motive for this crime may be, whether economical, such as fear of poverty and lack of provision, or non-economic, such as fear of disgrace in the case of a daughter, Islam absolutely prohibits this savage act which is nothing but premeditated murder and the oppression of a feeble, helpless humabeing. That is why, when the Prophet (peace be on him) was asked, "What is the greatest sin?" he replied, 'To ascribe divinity to someone other than Allah, when He is the One Who created you.' 'What next?' he was asked. 'To kill your child out of fear that it will share your food, he replied. (Reported by al-Bukhari and Muslim.) The Prophet (peace be on him) took an oath of allegiance from both men and women at the time of their accepting Islam. This oath of allegiance included the condition that they would not kill their children and would consider it an absolutely prohibited crime: ...That they will not steal nor commit zina nor kill their children....(60:12) It is the right of a child in relation to its parents that they should give it a good name, not one which will cause it embarrassment when it grows older. It is haram to give a name which denotes a slave or worshipper of someone other than Allah, as for example 'Abd al-Nabi, 'Abd al-Masih, and the like. A child has a right to sustenance, education, and proper care. The parents are not permitted to neglect the child's needs nor to abuse it The Prophet (peace be on him) said: "Each one of you is a caretaker (ra'iy) and is responsible for those under his care." (Reported by al-Bukhari and Muslim.) "Wasting the sustenance of his dependents is sufficient sin for a man." (Reported by Abu Daoud, al-Nisai, and al-Hakim) "Allah will ask every caretaker (ra'iy) about the people under his care, and the man will be asked concerning the people of his household." (Reported by Ahmad, al-Nisai, and Abu Daoud)
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 08:24 |
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According to various fatwas, bestiality is still better than buttsex, so chances are you would not be protected.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 08:34 |
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Kylra posted:I hope this is real. its real there was a giant thread about it back in the day.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 09:13 |
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Not funny, Dad
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 10:54 |
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:I know Sharia law is a slippery slope in the good ol' US of A but I can't let this shame continue to ruin my family. Islamic Hitler is the greatest threat to Jewdom Jews have ever faced good thing I'm not a Jew so I'll keep on keepin
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 10:57 |
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you will only be forgiven by allah most merciful if you also die yourself while removing this stain on your families honor, take him to one of these 'brony' conventions then send him and his fellow idol worshippers too Jahannam through the act of martyrdom the west portray as suicide bombing. TAKBIR
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 11:06 |
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best thread title in years
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 11:15 |
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Throwdini posted:"Do Not Kill Your Children" Hmm, does this apply to manchildren though?
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 11:17 |
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Kill the fucker regardless. You will be doing the world a great favor.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 11:23 |
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Do the merciful thing and burn all his pony poo poo. Make him watch the bonfire and lick the tears from his face.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 11:28 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:Do the merciful thing and burn all his pony poo poo. Make him watch the bonfire and lick the tears from his face. Or, you know, give it away to actual little girls.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 11:34 |
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Oooh that's a good idea. (Obviously you still want to burn the gently caress plushies. Yes, there are actual MLP plushies with fuckholes. Of course they are fan-made, Hasbro wouldn't sink that low just to make a buck.)
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 11:37 |
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Just hate and disown him. He'll kill himself like that one stolen ipod kid.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 11:49 |
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if you want to see seventy-two virgins so badly just follow your kid to the next bronycon
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 11:57 |
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Counterpoint OP, The Prophet Muhammad was a brony himself.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 11:58 |
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Howard Beale posted:if you want to see seventy-two hundred virgins so badly just follow your kid to the next bronycon truth
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 12:14 |
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Howard Beale posted:if you want to see seventy-two virgins so badly just follow your kid to the next bronycon
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 12:17 |
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Just make it look like another tragic example of brony on brony violence.Two bronies, one stone.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 13:10 |
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Howard Beale posted:if you want to see seventy-two virgins so badly just follow your kid to the next bronycon Can we please not mock people for being virgins unless they're attractive enough that the thought of them having sex doesn't make you puke blood like an ebola victim? The world is bad enough as it is, we don't need to make it worse by having something as disgusting as beard-tard sex exist in it
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 13:59 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Islamic Hitler is the greatest threat to Jewdom Jews have ever faced
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 15:02 |
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muhammad was a brony pass it on
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 15:14 |
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ok op i ran it by my imam and he says go for it
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:23 |
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Throwdini posted:"Do Not Kill Your Children" loving moderates ruin everything
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:25 |
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Howard Beale posted:if you want to see seventy-two virgins so badly just follow your kid to the next bronycon
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:30 |
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Howard Beale posted:if you want to see seventy-two virgins so badly just follow your kid to the next bronycon This is a good a thread as any to post this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NVp3pGLRWkI
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:44 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:Counterpoint OP, The Prophet Muhammad was a brony himself. It makes sense. He was also a pedophile.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:29 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 11:42 |
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Leave a bottle of vodka, some cocaine, a can of gasoline and a lighter in his room.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:55 |