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I realized I have literally anything else to do rather than run for miles and accomplish nothing Your car sticker is a cry for attention It is sad and you make me sad
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Dely Apple posted:Where do you keep your keys when you do a marathon, do you just put your car key in your sock and does that get irritating most runner shorts have a pocket over your tailbone, no jingle no prob. In a Marathon there is a gear check so you don't really need anything. I ran my first last week and am pretty proud of my accomplishment. I didn't get a blowjob for it or anything but I still feel good.
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Ddraig posted:I remember this video of a marathon I think where these two runners were on their hands and knees crawling to the finish line and everyone else was just running past them like "What up" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTn1v5TGK_w&t=85s lost it at that part. LOl that fuckin crab walk.
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Oct 22, 2014 07:54
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Dely Apple posted:Where do you keep your keys when you do a marathon, do you just put your car key in your sock and does that get irritating http://reviews.nike.com/9191/FC0068/nike-running-shoe-wallet-reviews/reviews.htm
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Oct 22, 2014 10:34
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Wow small world. Literally everyone I've injured has run a marathon!
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Oct 22, 2014 10:58
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nicely run races (like the pricey run disney races or color runs) have bag checks, gatorade stops, free food afterwards, free post-race parties, spectator seating and cheering sections, etc. big races usually have lots of corrals so you can run seriously or run-walk or, in some cases, walk the whole way. run disney also has nice medals for all finishers, photographers, dj's, special effects for certain races, character stops along the way for non-serious runners, and sometimes free park entry for extended hours after the race. p fun imo but then im not fat so ymmv
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Oct 22, 2014 16:40
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ran my ninth marathon on sunday going to run tokyo for #10, op i didnt read your post at all but im just assuming youre a fat goon human being who knows nothign about exercise 
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Oct 22, 2014 16:42
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Do it ironically posted:ran my ninth marathon on sunday going to run tokyo for #10, op i didnt read your post at all but im just assuming youre a fat goon human being who knows nothign about exercise what.... what your timewas???
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Oct 22, 2014 18:15
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i guess if you want to make your nipples bleed in the slowest possible way, marathons are cool
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Oct 22, 2014 18:18
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Melchior posted:i guess if you want to make your nipples bleed in the slowest possible way, marathons are cool ya.... or you could wear proper clothing (no shirt is an option) or put vasaline on your nops (that...is what i doo.................)
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Oct 22, 2014 18:19
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our executive director at work has ran a marathon in all 50 states, thats pretty cool it takes a certain type of person to run a marathon, and that type isn't me.
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Oct 22, 2014 18:20
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i the little rock half marathon last year....and it was, embarrassing. to say the least. i got there kinda late so i was stuck at the very back on the starting corrals. back with the fats, walkers, etc.... so many fat moms wearing matching shirts and "funny" "cute" knee socks. so many people in dumb costumes so many people cheering people on from the sidelines with signs that said things like..."pain, is ONLY TEMPORARY!!!!! GO MARTHA!!!!" and "I think black toe nails....ARE HAWT! GO MRS. TOM-PLUMPKINS!!!"
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Oct 22, 2014 18:22
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numberoneposter posted:i ran a half marathon once without training i hope that if i train hard i will once again be capable of bipedal locomotion
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Oct 22, 2014 21:37
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walking or sprints are the only things you should do. jogging is stupid
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Oct 22, 2014 21:42
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running is dumb it's hard and if you get really, really good at it your reward is that you now look like you just came out of dachau lift a weight
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Oct 22, 2014 21:46
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a starwar betamax posted:ya.... or you could wear proper clothing (no shirt is an option) or put vasaline on your nops (that...is what i doo.................) Use tape...
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Oct 22, 2014 22:14
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Wrap your entire chest in painter's tape to avoid chafing, breathing
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Oct 22, 2014 22:43
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rezatahs posted:you kinda enter this meditative zen of complete boredom while your body runs on automatic Runner's High, your body no longer feels tired, you can just go and go until your legs just run out of gas and stop working.
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Oct 22, 2014 22:51
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Gaunab posted:walking or sprints are the only things you should do. jogging is stupid whos jogging? everyone i know sprints marathons, you must know a bunch of pussies
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Oct 22, 2014 22:59
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Dely Apple posted:Wrap your entire chest in painter's tape to avoid chafing, breathing tape your butthole shut to keep the poo inside.
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Oct 22, 2014 23:04
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i get legit mad eye-are-ell when somebody calls running JOGGING
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Oct 22, 2014 23:10
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im seriously flipping out right now in fact...WHAT THE H*LL MAN this aint jogging..... did you jsut step outta a time machine????? the fact is that people called it jogging in the eighties and what good did THAT do them/.....9/11 still happened
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Oct 22, 2014 23:12
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do I LOOK like I wearing one of those power suits with shoulder pads or whatever???? well if not.... then i aint jogging bro
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Oct 22, 2014 23:12
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only thing gon be jogging...gon be you head when i jog it right off you neck
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Oct 22, 2014 23:13
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Oct 22, 2014 23:22
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Oct 22, 2014 23:25
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a starwar betamax posted:im seriously flipping out right now in fact...WHAT THE H*LL MAN this aint jogging..... did you jsut step outta a time machine????? the fact is that people called it jogging in the eighties and what good did THAT do them/.....9/11 still happened I call it jogging, what now?
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Oct 22, 2014 23:25
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the balls on these guys ^^^^^ think they can mess with..... the junkyard dog  you fellas bout to learn to STEP OFF..... teacher: this guy *hooks thumbs 2wards chest, while frowning + shacking head back\forth
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Oct 22, 2014 23:29
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Cool. Literally everyone I know has been injured too.
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Oct 22, 2014 23:29
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a starwar betamax posted:the balls on these guys ^^^^^ think they can mess with..... the junkyard dog You don't scare me...
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Oct 22, 2014 23:31
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I run more miles in my sleep than you do in a week...
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Oct 22, 2014 23:31
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Matoi Ryuko posted:You don't scare me... you best read up on chick tracks because im about to send you to a place called... hell. you may have heard of it
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Oct 22, 2014 23:33
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Biking is actually much faster than running, you'd be amazed
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a starwar betamax posted:you best read up on chick tracks because im about to send you to a place called... hell. you may have heard of it I have. I'm going there now, I'll be back in a hour and a half or so.
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Oct 22, 2014 23:34
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......... you win this round.... but only because i have to go for a run (mid week long run.....what the) , but when i return, well, I'll let you fill in the blanks
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a starwar betamax posted:you best read up on chick tracks because im about to send you to a place called... hell. you may have heard of it 
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Oct 22, 2014 23:40
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I watched the Toronto marathon this past weekend and there was a guy who juggled the whole marathon, he also wore a bib called JOGGLER and ran it sub 3:30. Not bad lol
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Boston Strong
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