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Professor of Cats posted:Wait, what is going on now? So is this a gimmick or not? Jst0rm posted:I just imagine some fat gently caress messaging his little dip stick wanting to cyber as a 22 yo nymph he created for $10.
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is spider-man 2099 a girl i thought it was a black kida hole-y ghost posted:a dirty plate in the drying rack???
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i just noticed theres also a kitchen knife in a drinking glass. wtf. youll roll the tip and it will never be as pointy again 
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I want this right now https://vine.co/v/hjlMaXUxm6n
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a hole-y ghost posted:i just noticed theres also a kitchen knife in a drinking glass. wtf. youll roll the tip and it will never be as pointy again Nah that's a lovely steak knife.
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Errant Gin Monks posted:Nah that's a lovely steak knife.
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Luvcow posted:I kinda assume you are all men but it really doesn't matter as I never plan on seeing or meeting any of you, ever im here to find a wife pls dont disparage my efforts
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Oct 23, 2014 10:22
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I just want to be loved.
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oh wow touching girls in their inner thigh while you kiss their neck makes them horny? who would've fuckin' known dude poo poo sex owns if you arent having it youre loving up at life like literally it's kinda your biological imperative you bitchmade retard
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Skylark posted:I want this right now If you give me this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J7PAaZ1eug&t=126s
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i love when a girl understands that space is a good thing to have and her boyfriend isn't her only loving hobby kill your s/o's
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I like it when my bae molests me 
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honestly the thing i miss the most when not in a relationship is having a warm bed at night nothing owns more than having your girl with her leg over yours and head on your chest and your awesome lab/golden retriever mix lined up on the other side of you in the dead of winter also if a girl has an accent i will tolerate her forever because that poo poo owns way too much
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I was at a party at my house with my ex doing that hand between the thighs thing, she was sitting to my right on a bench seat and she got up to get something, so I turned to the left talking to some other people, because to my right were a bunch of her friends that I didn't really know. A few minutes later, I felt her sit down again so I put my hand back there without thinking about it or looking over at her and continued the conversation with the people on my left. Then five minutes after that, I see her walk around the corner and realised it wasn't her thighs I had my hands between. So I turn and there is a group of about five of her friends all staring at me jaws dropped and horrified like "You loving creep!" I had been feeling up some friend of my ex who sat in her spot. The thing is, this other girl never said a word or made any attempt to stop me or tell me it was not my GF, she let it go on for several minutes and then made out I was the bad guy.
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monkey posted:I was at a party at my house with my ex doing that hand between the thighs thing, she was sitting to my right on a bench seat and she got up to get something, so I turned to the left talking to some other people, because to my right were a bunch of her friends that I didn't really know. A few minutes later, I felt her sit down again so I put my hand back there without thinking about it or looking over at her and continued the conversation with the people on my left. Then five minutes after that, I see her walk around the corner and realised it wasn't her thighs I had my hands between. So I turn and there is a group of about five of her friends all staring at me jaws dropped and horrified like "You loving creep!" I had been feeling up some friend of my ex who sat in her spot. The thing is, this other girl never said a word or made any attempt to stop me or tell me it was not my GF, she let it go on for several minutes and then made out I was the bad guy. Touching a woman on the inner thigh is like grabbing a cat by the scruff of the neck, they go almost catatonic.
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Hitting them over the head with a blunt object works too.
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i usually tell them i have a 1st edition charizard and they just start sucking
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BASF posted:I like it when my bae molests me Why would you want to be molested by your own poo poo? That's a weird kink man.
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She didn't say anything cause you were gonna rape her
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Skylark posted:I am not a loving gimmick https://esarahpalinonline.com/soap/?username=Skylark 
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You can't just do that to some girl on the bus though.
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Inevitable posted:You can't just do that to some girl on the bus though. 
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i love it when a girl makes eye contact with me eve nfor a second while she looking for her friends
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sometimes i sit in crowded areas and just wait for it to happen sometimes i get on crowded buses even if i dont need to go anywhere just to brush up against a girl
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i would steal a girls hair brush just to smell it i go to laundromats to steal girlclothing
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lonesomedwarf posted:i would steal a girls hair brush just to smell it i go to laundromats to steal girlclothing lets get maryed
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Skylark posted:I want this right now OMG me too I love it when boys do this! http://i.imgur.com/Q6wt076.gif (  for butt slaps)
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Trixie Hardcore posted:OMG me too I love it when boys do this! http://i.imgur.com/Q6wt076.gif ( what kind of weak rear end poo poo is that slap
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whoflungpoop posted:what kind of weak rear end poo poo is that slap It's a little teasing slap. what you never flirted before?
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oi! oi! you sneaky kents. thought you could make another ladies chat thread
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Gaunab posted:oi! oi! you sneaky kents. thought you could make another ladies chat thread skylark is not ladychat
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Skylark is a right oval office.
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Captain Candiru posted:Skylark is a right oval office. rude!!
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Skylark is poster on the somethingawful.com forums.
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Pillow Clerk posted:Skylark is poster on the somethingawful.com forums. You take that back!
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Trixie Hardcore posted:You take that back! I … forgive me, I have spoken in haste and anger.
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Pillow Clerk posted:Skylark is poster on the somethingawful.com forums. He is a 20 something effeminate man with short bleach blonde hair.
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Maldoror posted:He is a 20 something effeminate man with short bleach blonde hair. Same.
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