I love when guys do this

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Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

SuppressdPuberty93 posted:

Love it when guys kiss me on the neck. Anyone with me on this one?

Aren't you the asexual dude-chick with a mans body but a woman's feminine sophistication?

No one ever kisses your neck you fat nerd.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2014 19:42

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 14:15

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

a hole-y ghost posted:

i just noticed theres also a kitchen knife in a drinking glass. wtf. youll roll the tip and it will never be as pointy again

Nah that's a lovely steak knife.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 08:59

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

BASF posted:

I like it when my bae molests me

Why would you want to be molested by your own poo poo? That's a weird kink man.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 16:10

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

Tautologicus posted:

your a gay lil boy

No he is completely asexual and a giant fat nerd.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 17:25

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

After being single for a couple months and trying to get back into "dating". Can say without a hint of irony that I can't wait for 30 years time to pass and the Occulus Rift and Fleshlights of today evolve with the sophistication and speed of color TV. Hopefully by the time Im 50 Ill be locked in my micro apartment violently tounging my Rashida Jones fuckbot With the prolapseable anus mod and loading bay for spare squirt cartridges.

This is... Not good.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 19:31

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

All goons are men. Goonettes do not exist in our reality.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2014 23:31

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

Plafop posted:

Vaginas are really gross, but female bodies are very nice. A dickgirl, shemale, tranny, or ladyboy is really the best of both worlds.

This is so wrong. Vaginas are loving awesome. Way better than some swinging dangly dong.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2014 07:34

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Willam Belli

So this whole time you've been employing a style of gimmick posting called "anarchic shitposting"? I apologize for misreading all of your previous posts but they make a lot of sense now.

That's weird that you didn't get an invite yet.

Can I stop you?

Thank you everyone who congratulated me at the expense of their forums cred. Times like these I almost wish I could experience human emotion.

I just got married after being together for 9 years. I don't know you but congrats, I hope it goes perfect for you.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2014 07:56

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 14:15

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

ArbitraryC posted:

What is it about lady goons that attracts meltdowns from random posters. This is like a surprisingly common thing.

This is how they respond to women in real places as well.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2014 01:02

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