|
I love it when guys sit menacingly in a circle while I am spread wide and initiated into service.
|
#
¿
Oct 22, 2014 04:56
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:10 |
|
|
1gnoirents posted:No trixie no this is about subtle cute things preceding that moment !!!!1 I love when guys pass their credit check.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 22, 2014 05:10
|
|
|
|
|
#
¿
Oct 22, 2014 05:49
|
|
|
psyopmonkey posted:me saying tranny I would rather you not, thanks a bunch, friend.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 22, 2014 06:10
|
|
|
Skylark posted:I want this right now OMG me too I love it when boys do this! http://i.imgur.com/Q6wt076.gif (  for butt slaps)
|
|
#
¿
Oct 24, 2014 06:38
|
|
|
whoflungpoop posted:what kind of weak rear end poo poo is that slap It's a little teasing slap. what you never flirted before?
|
|
#
¿
Oct 24, 2014 06:43
|
|
|
Pillow Clerk posted:Skylark is poster on the somethingawful.com forums. You take that back!
|
|
#
¿
Oct 24, 2014 07:27
|
|
|
Torka posted:it's nice when your gf gets sleepy when you're out somewhere and leans against you and lays her head on your shoulder Portals posted:it's nice when bfs do this too imo I like to keep my girl rolling on Ambien 24/7, makes her say weird stuff and want to snuggle and snooze all the time. <3
|
|
#
¿
Oct 24, 2014 14:48
|
|
|
Sweet Tea posted:i don't understand the point of this thread everyone likes when someone of the opposite sex puts their hand between your legs.  Plafop posted:It's interesting about that, I think the whole "domestic violence" awareness has gone a little too far in that regard. A lot of women just get hysterical when you're in a relationship, and a firm slap to the face really sort of just reboots them and brings them back down to reality. Obviously you don't beat the poo poo out of her like a thug, but you have to let them know that behavior isn't acceptable. 
|
|
#
¿
Oct 24, 2014 18:03
|
|
|
Plafop posted:You're really creepy dude. I can't get an erection to anything that doesn't have a shemale in it.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 24, 2014 18:14
|
|
|
If your sex life isn't insanely problematic you are a huge prude in my humble opinion.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 24, 2014 18:17
|
|
|
To be fair, Dengue_Fever has been the sole focus of my efforts to pop goon boners remotely so if it's working on him I know I can roll my plan into phase 2.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 24, 2014 18:22
|
|
|
Prodigal T-REX posted:women, they're objects 
|
|
#
¿
Oct 24, 2014 18:53
|
|
|
Motherfucker posted:Whenever a girl feels attracted to me I'm instantly suspicious and turned off. I'm the same way whenever someone doesn't seem attracted to me. Usually it turns out that they are only pretending to not be attracted to me because they are intimidated.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 24, 2014 19:01
|
|
|
Motherfucker posted:Hmmmm. [joke post of an old lady or guy or something doing sexy faces with an old saggy nude body lol gotcha]
|
|
#
¿
Oct 24, 2014 19:17
|
|
|
Monstrous Dooklord posted:After being single for a couple months and trying to get back into "dating". Can say without a hint of irony that I can't wait for 30 years time to pass and the Occulus Rift and Fleshlights of today evolve with the sophistication and speed of color TV. Hopefully by the time Im 50 Ill be locked in my micro apartment violently tounging my Rashida Jones fuckbot With the prolapseable anus mod and loading bay for spare squirt cartridges. 
|
|
#
¿
Oct 24, 2014 19:33
|
|
|
whatis posted:i have a first date with a real life woman in t-minus 3 hrs. trixie, how do i fool her in to liking me whatis posted:im in my late twenties, have a masters degree, i used to be fat but im not anymore, and i work in education (ie i dont have money). it is also worth noting im terrified of the opposite sex Jokepost: Just make sure to tell her this is the first time you've hired an escort and are a little nervous and she will take things from there and whatever you do don't try to talk her out of using a condom, always makes a date go sour. Seriouspost: I have no idea. I always liked going on first dates. Maybe just remember that she's a human too and has thoughts and feelings and is nervous that you won't like her too. Maybe make your focus getting to know each other and enjoy your time together and not make the focus trying to get her to like you because you don't have much control over that. Motherfucker posted:Congratulations on tricking someone into sharing what limited lifespan they have with you!! 
|
|
#
¿
Oct 24, 2014 19:54
|
|
|
Mange Mite posted:see this is written as a joke but its probably what she really believes because women are evil retarded egomaniacs Show's what you know, bitch, my posting is 100% seriousposts
|
|
#
¿
Oct 24, 2014 20:01
|
|
|
Mange Mite posted:how sad 
|
|
#
¿
Oct 24, 2014 20:20
|
|
|
|
|
#
¿
Oct 24, 2014 20:41
|
|
|
A lot of assumptions being made here, maybe the person on the left is in an abusive relationship and the person on the right is their abuser pressuring them not to tell anyone. Makes u think. Skylark posted:omg cool I know!!  ArbitraryC posted:Yeah it's nice, I'm kind of an affectionate person and will do stuff like that/hold hands/have my arm around my partner depending on setting and context. I drive left handed so I can pretty much do exactly that thing in the OP. I'm an affectionate person but my fiancee and I don't want to get murdered for being noticeably gay in public so we are careful not to hold hands or throw up too many signals that we are a couple.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 25, 2014 22:12
|
|
|
Some goons think I'm a guy irl too, Skylark. Goons that have a trap fetish, I guess.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 25, 2014 23:29
|
|
|
|
|
#
¿
Oct 25, 2014 23:36
|
|
|
But seriously I have no idea what it is about my posting that makes some people assume I'm a guy but whatever suck my dick.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 25, 2014 23:37
|
|
|
Plafop posted:
|
|
#
¿
Oct 25, 2014 23:59
|
|
|
Best of both of both worlds is probably a functional hermaphrodite with an extra dick but I'm not trying to objectify anyone here.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 26, 2014 00:00
|
|
|
No. Why?
|
|
#
¿
Oct 26, 2014 00:08
|
|
|
Captain Candiru posted:Trixie if you are foreals getting married congrats. Those ballet lessons paid off! Thank you! I am for reals getting married. Would have actually married her years ago if it had been legal because she is really good at putting up with my sassy princess bullshit.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 26, 2014 00:17
|
|
|
Cardiovorax posted:Hey, congrats. I thought you were just taking the piss, but I'm honestly happy for you. Aw thank you! I'm feeling a little flustered now you loving homos omg
|
|
#
¿
Oct 26, 2014 00:21
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:10 |
|
|
boom boom boom posted:who's that? Tautologicus posted:i notice the butthurts slowly taking this fair forum over again. the age of anarchic shitposting is nearing a close, gents. we will have to come back around in the circle to enjoy its fruits again. Don Tacorleone posted:Trixie can I come to your wedding  brick cow posted:Trixie can i come at your wedding? Captain Candiru posted:Trixie is gonna have a gay goon wedding and we're all coming.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 26, 2014 07:51
|
|