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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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like imagine, you're on your death bed, loving, beautiful white family at your side, all atheists of course. you say goodbye, knowing that it's the last time you'll ever see them and there's no afterlife.


but then you end up in hell and it becomes clear that it's for eternity and it's the worst torture you can imagine and time does not dull the senses.

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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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like lmao i dont even think hitler would deserve such a thing. maybe a few hundred thousand years of it but eternity? gosh. the idea that a loving god would ever do that is laughable beyond anything.

but still, that would be so terrible.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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SPACE HOMOS posted:

It would not be that bad as all the people who tried hard to get into heaven are close minded xenophobes.

this is haha funny but an eternity of casserole is much better than an eternity of the worst torture an all knowing being can imagine

like can you imagine what a being who can imagine anything can imagine? it would be bad

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Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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SaltLick posted:

so youre saying heaven is filled with this? ill take hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VPD-pq818U

yes but in hell u have to eat what people in heaven poop

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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another thing that's really weird is that the devil and god are at war but god is the one who decides who goes to heaven or hell which means basically god recuits people for the devils army??

either that or like the devil is gods employee?

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Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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Fojar38 posted:

spoilers

earth is actually hell

dang. what the heck did africans do??

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Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

the true agony of hell is that in the absence of God's light your farts smell just like anyone else's

in hell your farts burn up before they get to your nose because of all the fire actually

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Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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if you're from america and around 30 your parents probably went to church every day


like what the heck lol

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