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God is the Unified Field Theory while Satan is the Dark Energy that's tearing our universe apart
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Guy Fleegman posted:He's there. Just because you don't want to believe he exists doesn't negate his existence. I mean, how many of you have actually seen Lowtax? Hmmm? Uwe Boll would kick God's rear end too
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Oct 22, 2014 12:28
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blood for the blood god skulls for the blood god's throne.
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Oct 22, 2014 12:33
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Unhinged Vulcan posted:blood for the blood god I can't see the title Blood God without thinking of Ebola Chan anymore, it's like she's Khaorn's and Nurgle's gay baby
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Oct 22, 2014 12:41
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detectivemonkey posted:Are you on your way to meet OP was getting at this, I believe.
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Oct 22, 2014 13:43
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here's something - suppose that the primordial singularity is god in his/her/its entirety and god is thinking "let's experience a universe" and 'let there be light' is how god starts experiencing the universe. so we, as stardust are god. so are all the planets and stars and galaxys (ford and otherwise) and other poo poo. poo poo is god. single helium atoms drifting in the vast intergalactic voids are god. then after a while, however many billion or trillion years, there's a big crunch and god is whole again and probably says, "well, that was something awful. I don't think I want to do that ever again."
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Oct 22, 2014 13:49
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I thought about this and came up with many things that I have done that god has not done, basically making me better than god, these things include: writing a story posting hilarious posts in gbs drawing a picture saving a life solving a math equation the lists goes on an on, basically god does nothing
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Oct 22, 2014 13:51
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Why are you capitalizing that word, OP?
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Oct 22, 2014 13:51
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Sintax posted:I thought about this and came up with many things that I have done that god has not done, basically making me better than god, these things include: if you subscribe to my image of god as posted above, then god does everything, including writing slashfic, funding doctors without borders, drawing pony porn, researching a cure for cancer, listening to dubstep, writing jokes for leno, making ipods in china, etc etc ad infinitum
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Oct 22, 2014 13:55
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he does nothing tho
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Oct 22, 2014 13:56
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not really sure but will let you know if i hear anything
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Oct 22, 2014 13:58
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god is literally absent
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Oct 22, 2014 14:00
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for some reason god's position on everything coincides with whoever is speaking for him. i can never figure out why...
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Oct 22, 2014 14:01
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Shadowcatboy: There is nyo god
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Oct 22, 2014 14:03
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After much soul searching I have come to a realization that I am not god. I just don't have the time nor the inclination.
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Oct 22, 2014 14:23
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I am a minor hindu god
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Oct 22, 2014 14:49
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probably
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Oct 22, 2014 14:49
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dee eight posted:here's something - suppose that the primordial singularity is god in his/her/its entirety and god is thinking "let's experience a universe" and 'let there be light' is how god starts experiencing the universe. so we, as stardust are god. so are all the planets and stars and galaxys (ford and otherwise) and other poo poo. poo poo is god. single helium atoms drifting in the vast intergalactic voids are god. Here's something, from god's perspective, time doesn't exist. It cannot even decide to "not ever do that again". It's forced to forever know that there's a universe where goatse is a thing, and it's because of itself. e: Hopefully god is only conscious through life and the memories of goatse dies in god along with us. SpaceGoatFarts fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Oct 22, 2014 |
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Oct 22, 2014 15:06
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im for it
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Oct 22, 2014 15:09
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God is the dreamer/scientist and this is her dream/experiment. Of course a naive person would think makes everything not real, but that begs the question: what is real? It's subjective maybe, but the universe obeys consistent rules, don't worry about that part, it's real in regards to you. In any case, god could interfere if he/she/it so chose to, but that will not happen. It would void the experiment or ruin the dream or whatever. And why give an afterlife? If you were running a simulation on your computer, would you give any of the sprites an afterlife once they die? If you play The Sims, if a Sim dies do you create a perfect world for them to live in for all eternity? No! That's loving stupid. Who cares, we're all just fragments of program anyway, it's utterly trivial to create new possibly better ones. Ok, imagine if Inception and The Matrix had a baby, while Boltzmann and Descartes jacked off in a corner somewhere, and Michael Kirkbride (the guy who wrote all the freaky poo poo for Skyrim) was the midwife. tl;dr - god might exist, but all the prophets are wrong anyway. Abraham was senile with co-morbid schizophrenia. Moses was dehydrated and bipolar. Jesus was just plain high. Buddha died because he was too polite to refuse pork that smelt really funky. And Mohammed reincarnated into a guy known as Aatrek. Edit: vvv The pope says masturbating is bad, and I believe the catholic church is the whore of Babylon, so therefore jerking off is good. Also Jesus was brown so anything white Jesus says is wrong by default. IronClaymore fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Oct 22, 2014 |
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Oct 22, 2014 15:22
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masturbaing is bad though, dont do it
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Oct 22, 2014 15:23
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Mange Mite posted:masturbaing is bad though, dont do it 100% of people who have masturbated have or will die.
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Oct 22, 2014 15:36
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IronClaymore posted:In any case, god could interfere if he/she/it so chose to, but that will not happen. God interferes all the time, everywhere, through us. We just like to imagine god as some kind of moral beacon in an ocean of chaos but let's face it; it created us in its image and we like to gently caress and get high and be jealous of our neighbor. When you are the frigging Absolute, the suffering of a few meatbags on a rock is not a problem, it's a biological necessity to ensure the survival and evolution of life. The universe works pretty much as intended and no adjustments are needed but those we desire ourselves. It's unfair to ask god for peace on earth and the end of suffering when it's up to ourselves to achieve it.
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Oct 22, 2014 15:36
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I got real high on edibles one day and came to this realization: That we should not hate god but pity them. because, i imagine god almost as a homemaker, imagine Miss Cleaver. But instead of getting a break to talk to the boys and Ward she constantly has to cook,clean,fix,create,adjust everything! including time and space so, it leaves god/miss cleaver no time to enjoy the fruits of their hard labor because the moment they do, everything goes to wrong. not even enough time to take a poo poo without a pipe busting or time folding in on itself. all the time there are 10 billion ungrateful babies. crying and whining where god is when they are when they stub their toe. and when she doesnt come down and wipe their rear end for them they deny their existence. poor god :[
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Oct 22, 2014 15:46
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:God interferes all the time, everywhere, through us. We just like to imagine god as some kind of moral beacon in an ocean of chaos but let's face it; it created us in its image and we like to gently caress and get high and be jealous of our neighbor. Yeah, I know that part of interfering. I mean like making massive poo poo happen, like some future genius getting miraculously cured of cancer so she can go on to cure all cancer when she grows up. It could happen just by chance sure, a chance improved by having modern medical care or other mortal methods, but fudging the numbers so that it's certain to happen is cheating. Stopping an asteroid from hitting Earth is also cheating, but if you've run the simulation a thousand times before and are sick and tired of drat rocks wiping out your ape-people right when they discover the best ways to torture each other, then you're going to turn on cheat mode and just erase that thing. There's gotta be only so many times you can wait in frustration for single-celled lifeforms to become multi-cellular, because it takes forever and it must be immensely frustrating to wait for it a second time. Stars are born, live, die, and become black holes in the time it takes to do that. Or maybe god could save-scum? That's what I'd do. Quicksave after fish walk onto land. ...You know, after so many times through, so many failed simulations or whatever, I'd just decide to mess with people. Like do a couple of genuine miracles, just to keep them guessing, but also maybe sink a ship or start a fire or something. Just to see what happens. Cheat the IS a couple of BUK's to take potshots at super hornets, cheat ebola an extra protein fold to make it more resistant to UV, poo poo like that. IronClaymore fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Oct 22, 2014 |
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Oct 22, 2014 15:55
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Smash it Smash hit posted:I got real high on edibles one day and came to this realization: Actually I do kind of pity God because it's obvious by now that he's a bitter old man who has been driven to dementia since he can't deal with how his creations have free will due to being an abusive control freak and now he's trying to make life on Earth as hellish as possible in hope that it will finally scare humans into being perfect little RTS units. Killing God now would be an act of mercy
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Oct 22, 2014 15:58
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itsgotmetoo posted:Could God create a thread so bad that he himself could not redeem it? this is pretty close
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Oct 22, 2014 15:59
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Smash it Smash hit posted:100% of people who have masturbated have or will die.
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Oct 22, 2014 15:59
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IronClaymore posted:but fudging the numbers so that it's certain to happen is cheating. When people claim "divine inspiration" couldn't it be god cheating? Like people who have no talent whatsoever and suddenly write a masterpiece? e: or all the scientists who made discoveries by accident?
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Oct 22, 2014 16:01
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Never met him. Heard a lot of things about him though, good and bad. Would like to hear his opinions on the movie Ghost Dad.
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Oct 22, 2014 16:02
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This image pretty much captures my opinion on the subject. I'm not an atheist, but I'm not a theist either. I think they're both crazy. 
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Oct 22, 2014 16:04
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I don't subscribe to any of Earth's religions, but I do believe in a sort of God. I don't see how you couldn't.
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Oct 22, 2014 16:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbzUTRAUac4
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Oct 22, 2014 16:06
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god is #notyourshield
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Oct 22, 2014 16:06
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fake and gay
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Oct 22, 2014 16:08
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Yaldabaoth posted:Actually I do kind of pity God because it's obvious by now that he's a bitter old man who has been driven to dementia since he can't deal with how his creations have free will due to being an abusive control freak and now he's trying to make life on Earth as hellish as possible in hope that it will finally scare humans into being perfect little RTS units. Killing God now would be an act of mercy nah dude he was like HERE YOU GUYS HELP ME! and then started making sure that gravity didnt bend space and time. then we are all like nah lol we going to blow ourselves up thanx tho.
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Oct 22, 2014 16:08
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What game is this? It looks like Nintendo, but it must be something where the player can create his own things. I'm struggling to believe that Nintendo would make that, but then again they did think the Wii U was a good idea.
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Oct 22, 2014 16:09
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wwhat if satan wrote the bible. makes u think
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Oct 22, 2014 16:10
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anyone who doesnt believe in god itt should follow Kirillov's lead imho
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Oct 22, 2014 16:12
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True story, as a child I was told God put dinosaur bones in the ground to test my faith. That's when I dedicated my life to Crom.
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