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xenilk
Apr 17, 2004

ERRYDAY I BE SPLIT-TONING! Honestly, its the only skill I got other than shooting the back of women and calling it "Editorial".
I'm working downtown Ottawa, two blocks from the current perimeter... the building is in shutdown and the first floor is inaccessible until further notice.

We were asked to close the blinds and stay away from window. Before that we saw SWAT going toward the parliament but other than that it's fairly quiet here.

All our blackberries are offline and I've heard that they might shut down all cellular communications soon.

Edit: To the one that said that the soldier didn't die... apparently he did:

quote:

DERNIERE HEURE: le ministre @kenneyjason annonce la mort du soldat tiré ce matin

Translation: Breaking news: The minister Kenney Jason says the soldier that was shot this morning is now dead.

xenilk fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Oct 22, 2014

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bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW
Thank goodness that Harper is safe and sound.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Shadoer posted:

Don't be so sure... the Prime Minister will address the nation later today.

"We will be taking away government funding for mental health care and facilities to put towards the F-35 program to prevent this sort of event in the future."

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

lmao the NYtimes just changed their frontpage from "soldier killed" to "soldier shot"

RIP to Accuracy in Journalism, 19XX-2014

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

Inevitable legislative response? No? Well, hat's off to Canada for not making GBS threads the bed then.

Our leader doesn't need the terrorism scapegoat to curtail freedoms or spend money on ordinance and jails we don't need.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Why the gently caress would someone want to hurt Canadians? They're all so nice.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

bonzibuddy64 posted:

Thank goodness that Harper is safe and sound.

watch Harper start a war.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

KennyLoggins posted:

watch Harper start a war.

start a nuclear war

Shadoer
Aug 31, 2011


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various cheeses posted:

start a nuclear war

Can't we don't have any nukes

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Multiple shootings in downtown Canada

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Ramulack posted:

I'm telling you, its a Leafs fan.

eXXon posted:

You'd figure the Leafs would be used to getting shot at 30+ times per night.

New Wave Jose
Aug 20, 2008

KennyLoggins posted:

watch Harper start a war.

Watch Harper fail to start a war

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


Shadoer posted:

Can't we don't have any nukes

Pshhh Harper's been waiting a long time to finally reveal why we keep PEI around. Potatoes are the perfect cover..

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

various cheeses posted:

Why the gently caress would someone want to hurt Canadians? They're all so nice.

Same reason all politicians want to hurt their citizens: They have money that rightfully belongs to God's chosen avatars on Earth

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Pleads posted:

"We will be taking away government funding for mental health care and facilities to put towards the F-35 program to prevent this sort of event in the future."
your av is perfect right now

New Wave Jose
Aug 20, 2008

thunderspanks posted:

Pshhh Harper's been waiting a long time to finally reveal why we keep PEI around. Potatoes are the perfect cover..

Just send newfies at them. The perfect weapon!

goku im piss
Mar 18, 2005

Your mama was a snowblower

Shadoer posted:

Can't we don't have any nukes

Give all nukes to Iran, Start the End of Days.

mik
Oct 16, 2003
oh

thunderspanks posted:

Pshhh Harper's been waiting a long time to finally reveal why we keep PEI around. Potatoes are the perfect cover..

Seventh potato found with sewing needle inside

Tokit
Dec 16, 2004

I was doing the composing.

Pleads posted:

"We will be taking away government funding for mental health care and facilities to put towards the F-35 program to prevent this sort of event in the future."

Its funny because this will probably happen.

Shadoer
Aug 31, 2011


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Tokit posted:

Its funny because this will probably happen.

More ironic as it seems all our security precautions have worked well. With 0 dead, this might be one of the most successful handling of a terrorist attack in history.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Ninja fetus
Jan 22, 2005
Legalize murder
Is that the soldier??

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?
Well it looks like they have confirmed the soldier was killed.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


They seem to be confirming the guard died.

Shadoer
Aug 31, 2011


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Funkysauce posted:

Well it looks like they have confirmed the soldier was killed.

Dammit. :(

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

the black husserl posted:

lmao the NYtimes just changed their frontpage from "soldier killed" to "soldier shot"

RIP to Accuracy in Journalism, 19XX-2014

yeah but if the soldier HAD been killed they'd have been the first to report it

e: oh poo poo

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Rapman the Cook posted:

Just like all the news media I am already blaming "muslim extremists" and ISIS as well.

Islam is a peaceful religion :shobon:

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
enjoy the 72 virgins brave muhajadeen brother

oh you mean the canadian soldier is confirmed dead?

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?
I'm so impressed with the CBC over CNN. I went back to CNN and it's like, "ISISISISISISISISISISIS FBIFBIFBIFBI!"

This dude on CBC is even, level and not freaking out.

ShiroTheSniper
Mar 19, 2009

I see dead arrows.
Lipstick Apathy
Sad news: They just confirmed that Justin Trudeau is safe and sound.

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Funkysauce posted:

I'm so impressed with the CBC over CNN. I went back to CNN and it's like, "ISISISISISISISISISISIS FBIFBIFBIFBI!"

This dude on CBC is even, level and not freaking out.

Because Peter Mansbridge is a loving badass.

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
Nothing bugs me more than doofy fellow Americans who write poo poo on Twitter/Facebook "My thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Canada". There is a tragedy in Ottawa, this isn't loving South Park.

bigmandan
Sep 11, 2001

lol internet
College Slice

Funkysauce posted:

I'm so impressed with the CBC over CNN. I went back to CNN and it's like, "ISISISISISISISISISISIS FBIFBIFBIFBI!"

This dude on CBC is even, level and not freaking out.

I'm pretty impressed with how level headed the CBC reporting has been. The reporters have mentioned several times was how they should not jump to conclusions until more information has come in.

goku im piss
Mar 18, 2005

Your mama was a snowblower
Found a picture of the guy who took down one of the Shooters

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Did I just hear that all schools in Canada are on lockdown lol.

e: on CBC, and not just schools in Ottawa?

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

MaoistBanker posted:

Nothing bugs me more than doofy fellow Americans who write poo poo on Twitter/Facebook "My thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Canada". There is a tragedy in Ottawa, this isn't loving South Park.

Devastating takedown of some Facebook Fucktards.

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?

goku im piss posted:

Found a picture of the guy who took down one of the Shooters



ROWSDOWER!

I figured he'd be the hero?

bigmandan
Sep 11, 2001

lol internet
College Slice

Darth123123 posted:

Did I just hear that all schools in Canada are on lockdown lol.

Just the ones in Ottawa if I heard right.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


MaoistBanker posted:

Nothing bugs me more than doofy fellow Americans who write poo poo on Twitter/Facebook "My thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Canada". There is a tragedy in Ottawa, this isn't loving South Park.

These types of quotes are stupid anyway because you just know these people will forget about it in a week. Like, my thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Mozambique, yeah fuckin right lol shut up make sure the world knows that you read the news!

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Aug 31, 2011


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bigmandan posted:

Just the ones in Ottawa if I heard right.

Same. The whole place is under lockdown, so this isn't unexpected.

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