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Full disclosure: I'm not a foodie. Not even close to it. I don't consider myself to be fancy or stuck up about food. However, that being said, celery sucks. It's crunchy, but flavorless and stringy. Has celery ever made any dish better in the entirety of human culinary history? Has anyone ever said "You know what I could really go for right now? Celery!" To be honest, if celery went extinct tomorrow, would anyone miss it? Would you life be different in any way? There are LOTS of good vegetables that have many fine uses and are also delicious. Celery is not one of them.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:09 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 04:36 |
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I know when I eat 8 sticks of celery with 3oz ranch dressing I am getting thin as hell
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:10 |
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i like celery a lot, it is great for texture in tuna salad and awesome just by itself with either cream cheese or peanut butter so yes i would miss celery OP
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:10 |
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it's to push the 10 lbs of buffalo wings you just ate in one sitting out the other end
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:10 |
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celery is an important part of mirepoix
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:10 |
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Celery makes chicken soup awesome. I have no idea WHY because it has no flavor raw but put frozen chicken parts, a big can of chicken broth, and celery in a crock pot overnight and your whole house smells delicious
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:10 |
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my lovebird can't get enough of it and will eat a stick three times her size inna day.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:11 |
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darkwing cuck posted:celery is an important part of mirepoix Basically this. Celery sucks for eating by itself, but it's really useful for when you're making the foundation of many soups.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:11 |
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"useless vegetable?" Sounds like this Joker has forgotten Molyneux's Opus, Fable. Stop and Think before you post OK?
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:12 |
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Celery is less for flavor and more for texture. It does a great job giving variety to salads and soups where you want something crunchy that won't necessarily distract from the broth or other ingredients. Celery is a great way to hold up peanut butter as well. Like, if you felt like just eating a spoonful of peanut butter but wished you could also eat the spoon, celery is great for simulating that.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:13 |
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celery is good for improving sexual vitality and potency so of course goons dont care about it
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:15 |
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Celery is good for making mirepoix which is the foundation of most good sauces. Celery also makes your loads bigger so you can blast your girl all over... I don't know any cool slang for this.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:20 |
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celeriac (celery root) is wonderful too.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:21 |
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SopWATh posted:Celery also makes your loads bigger so you can blast your girl all over... I don't know any cool slang for this. Chugging 3rd celery smoothie right now thanks for the tip!
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:21 |
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celery is incredibly good for you, it has tons of fiber and you should eat as much fiber as possible
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:22 |
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is that true? about the jizz?
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:22 |
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Applewhite posted:Chugging 3rd celery smoothie right now thanks for the tip! mix in some zinc she will drown
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:23 |
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proof of concept posted:mix in some zinc Zinc it is! This is gonna be great.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:24 |
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Celery is important for replenishing jizz stocks and quality. Dipped in salt, with cream cheese, in a salad. Whatever, celery is boss.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:24 |
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Celery is a really good part of bay seasoning and by proxy bay seasoned french fries.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:25 |
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Applewhite posted:Chugging 3rd celery smoothie right now thanks for the tip!
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:25 |
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SopWATh posted:Celery also makes your loads bigger so you can blast your girl all over... I don't know any cool slang for this. big ropey loads
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:26 |
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It's good filler.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:26 |
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celery salt is awesome
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:26 |
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they dont call it the toothbrush of teh colon for nothing
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:26 |
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celery is one of the most fatal food allergies
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:27 |
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Anyone who says celery doesn't taste of anything is a dumb idiot fucker. It tastes of stagnant swamp water and sadness, and anyone that ruins a good portion of food by adding it is also a dumb idiot fucker.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:28 |
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Vitamins posted:Anyone who says celery doesn't taste of anything is a dumb idiot fucker. Are you sure you don't have that disease where Cilantro tastes like soap, only for celery?
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:29 |
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Applewhite posted:Are you sure you don't have that disease where Cilantro tastes like soap, only for celery? Probably, except everyone who thinks it tastes nice is probably the diseased one imo.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:31 |
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Celery can be dipped in pretty much anything http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx88/joe_manco/roxy_raye_easter_porn_anal_celery_insertions_as_the_easter_bunny_zpsf0ea5a5f.jpg
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:32 |
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Celery has negative calories or something.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:33 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Celery can be dipped in pretty much anything To be fair, it'll probably taste better once she pulls it out of there.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:34 |
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Ants on a log is pretty good, though. Especially if you use real ants.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:34 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:Ants on a log is pretty good, though. thants
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:36 |
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does eating spinach give you huge ropey loads cause i eat a ton of spinach and i want to blow huge loads
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:36 |
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Celery and Cream Cheese at Thanksgiving is the best.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:37 |
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http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/season12/celery/celery_tran.htm
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:38 |
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Celery, Celery, If she don’t cum, I’ll tickle her bum, With a lump of celery
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:40 |
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abuse culture. posted:celery is incredibly good for you, it has tons of fiber and you should eat as much fiber as possible this. celery doesn't have much nutrition but eating it will make you poop and also make you very thin. celery isn't just a tasty vegetable, it's a medicinal plant that has been classically used to effect and change your personal diet, especially if you're transitioning from a diet that gives you health problems.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 18:49 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 04:36 |
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all of ya'll should try eating at least 1 small apple and two sticks of celery throughout each day and see how much better ya'll feel as a result. in fact, when you're eating something you know that's going to give you really awful shits, eat some celery with it. imagine the nice crisp celery stalk cleaning up your poop because that's what it does.
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