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It has come to my attention that goons are trying to kill themselves in bad ways. Fire, table saws, hell, even pills. These are all not good. I own a nine millimeter handgun that I can mail around, but you have to promise to send it to the next goon when you're finished. I will be putting it in the mailbox soon. Stay safe out there guys.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:39 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:14 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aebsLSu3Igk
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:41 |
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Kill your pain away with pills
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:42 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPZCy6G03Tc
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:42 |
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:44 |
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good idea. please try to keep the gun clean too. dont think the next goon in line wants dried brain and blood all over it.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:44 |
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Kukash posted:good idea. please try to keep the gun clean too. dont think the next goon in line wants dried brain and blood all over it. It will arrive on tuesday.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:45 |
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Kukash posted:good idea. please try to keep the gun clean too. dont think the next goon in line wants dried brain and blood all over it. i recommend putting the gun in a plastic bag before firing. if you hold the bag over a prepaid postage shipping box, even better.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:46 |
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also will we be reimbursed if we have to buy more ammo.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:47 |
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those "exit bags" someone posted about a few weeks ago sound like a pretty decent option tbh
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:48 |
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Kukash posted:also will we be reimbursed if we have to buy more ammo. Hmm, looks like KickStarter for this one. I'll make the website.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:49 |
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Pro-Tip: Your city likely has a parking garage tall enough to jump off of that will reliably result in a quick death and you only have to pay the parking fee if you drive out of the parking garage because you were a pussy.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:49 |
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Three Olives posted:Pro-Tip: Your city likely has a parking garage tall enough to jump off of that will reliably result in a quick death and you only have to pay the parking fee if you drive out of the parking garage because you were a pussy. hey not everyone lives a huge metro like you ok.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:51 |
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Play By Post threads belong in The Game Room.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:53 |
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LifeSizePotato posted:those "exit bags" someone posted about a few weeks ago sound like a pretty decent option tbh The real popular option for the oldies who want to escape terminal illness is buying pentobarbital from mexico or some shady chinese dude.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:55 |
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Equine Don posted:It has come to my attention that goons are trying to kill themselves in bad ways. Fire, table saws, hell, even pills. These are all not good. I own a nine millimeter handgun that I can mail around, but you have to promise to send it to the next goon when you're finished. I will be putting it in the mailbox soon. Stay safe out there guys. Great idea brainiac but exactly how am I going to mail it on with a 9mm slug lodged in the back of my skull? Huh? You know what? Now I'm not even gonna kill myself, I'm just going to toss it into the Pacific out of spite.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:55 |
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I already tried eating a sig 226. I dont think I wanna do it again. K thx
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:56 |
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This is just what I needed to send me over the edge thanks
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:57 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Great idea brainiac but exactly how am I going to mail it on with a 9mm slug lodged in the back of my skull? Huh? You know what? Now I'm not even gonna kill myself, I'm just going to toss it into the Pacific out of spite. I didn't ask for you to troll my thread dummy. Jesus christ, goons destroying another good idea.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:57 |
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a goon mass suicide a la jonestown would really help make the forums relevant again imo
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:57 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Great idea brainiac but exactly how am I going to mail it on with a 9mm slug lodged in the back of my skull? Huh? You know what? Now I'm not even gonna kill myself, I'm just going to toss it into the Pacific out of spite. Put the gun in a pre-paid addressed envelope with a string around the trigger, then off yourself in a post office, some kind person will probably post it for you since it is pre-paid and they only have to walk a few feet to put it in the collection bin.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:58 |
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someone link the table saw thread, i wanna see it
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:59 |
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Three Olives posted:Put the gun in a pre-paid addressed envelope with a string around the trigger, then off yourself in a post office, some kind person will probably post it for you since it is pre-paid and they only have to walk a few feet to put it in the collection bin. Not a chance in hell. Those postal workers have sticky fingers!
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 20:59 |
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Dongattack posted:someone link the table saw thread, i wanna see it http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3670407&userid=135876
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 21:07 |
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Bearing your general malaise and depression is the noblest human act, suicide is lower than rape or murder.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 21:10 |
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Is accidental heat stroke because you passed out in your car already in your driveway an acceptably goony death?
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 21:11 |
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Three Olives posted:Is accidental heat stroke because you passed out in your car already in your driveway an acceptably goony death? Is jumping off a bridge for feminism a goony death? You tell me buddy.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 21:12 |
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Three Olives posted:Is accidental heat stroke because you passed out in your car already in your driveway an acceptably goony death? As a forums institution you need an original shocking forums death triple o
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 21:12 |
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Equine Don posted:Is jumping off a bridge for feminism a goony death? You tell me buddy. forever lmao at that
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 21:13 |
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insert passing-the-gun scene from The Happening here
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 21:19 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1EvGc1AtGA i like this song anyways if you fail in killing yourself... lol
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 21:28 |
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Wow, that sucked. The fire-goon was better.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 21:32 |
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Equine Don posted:Is jumping off a bridge for feminism a goony death? You tell me buddy. ha i almost forgot abou that guy im smilin irl now
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 21:34 |
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what should i set my thermostat at for when im dead
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 21:37 |
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It is terrible to think that people out there want to kill themselves but don't have a list of people they want to whack first
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 21:40 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:what should i set my thermostat at for when im dead 72, the human being homo temperature.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 21:41 |
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Did you know the LD50 of modern sleeping pills is 200+? Just taking oh say 32 or so doesn't do it, just fucks up your day Stupid durable human form, gotta wait till I get hit by a bus I guess
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 21:43 |
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Err 69 I mean. This is highly embarrassing.
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 21:43 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:what should i set my thermostat at for when im dead if you live with another goon set it to the one that makes you decomp quickest so we can get an E/N thread about them finding your soup like corpse
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# ? Oct 22, 2014 21:44 |
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Evilreaver posted:Did you know the LD50 of modern sleeping pills is 200+? Just taking oh say 32 or so doesn't do it, just fucks up your day One time I accidentally overdosed on OTC sleeping pills, all it does is give you horrible hallucinations.
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