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BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?
where i'm from its not so common to live on college campuses. i've never had to share a room with another adult male on a daily basis. do you just jack off when the other guy is in the room? is it wierd?

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



yeah but its notjust a college thing

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
i prefer to jack off in front of someone, but usually i need them to help me finish

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



in front of AND on top of i heard

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
"im horny and i need to jack it"

"can i watch?"

standard conversation i have on the regular

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
no touching thats gay

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
You jack it when the other person is in the room or you both go to the bathroom together, I'm not american but it's also how any male who's shared a room with a male sibling does it

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i jack off in public

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
It's considered rude if you don't jack off in the gym steam room.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
They do it all the time but it's not gay because gay is something only bad people do and they're not bad people, so their actions can't be gay

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:

where i'm from its not so common to live on college campuses. i've never had to share a room with another adult male on a daily basis. do you just jack off when the other guy is in the room? is it wierd?

not sure if youre aware but the entire point of college dorm is to enforce homosexuality. all roomates gently caress each other

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
jack in the box

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



so glad they added an option grindr to find a straight guy for no touching

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



looking for a straight j/o buddy to watch porn and jack off together, no gay stuff

pm me

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Ratjaculation posted:

so glad they added an option grindr to find a straight guy for no touching

Wait... Is that real?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



psyopmonkey posted:

Wait... Is that real?

yeah,...

current options are

Gay
Bisexual
Bi-curious
No touching straight white dude

drat girl, keep up

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



psyopmonkey posted:

Wait... Is that real?

Ahhh hahahah how the mighty have FALLEB

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

psyopmonkey posted:

Wait... Is that real?

wtf, you can't change to be a woman then decide you're a man just to use gay hook up apps for men to stroke it in front of you.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

jalopybrown posted:

wtf, you can't change to be a woman then decide you're a man just to use gay hook up apps for men to stroke it in front of you.

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE!

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

i always used to race to the finish with my roommates, it's like a pissing contest but with cum

loser does the dishes

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Tweet Me Balls posted:

i always used to race to the finish with my roommates, it's like a pissing contest but with cum

loser drinks it

fixed

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

yeah

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

I don't do it in front of other people per se, but I do stream it on twitch

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

Look at this rude rear end in a top hat who doesn't even jack off his bros regularly.

V poo poo, I was going to make that joke and then I decided not to. V

Action Yak fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Oct 22, 2014

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:

where i'm from its not so common to live on college campuses. i've never had to share a room with another adult male on a daily basis. do you just jack off when the other guy is in the room? is it wierd?

mutual masturbation is a way of life.

How else do we charge our JO crystals?

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Where I grew up this happened all the time in middle school, but not after that.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

As far as college goes, no you don't jerk off while your roommate's in the room. You do it when he's gone.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
I downloaed grindr as a "joke" and then a couple months later added my girlfriend to "family sharing" on my Apple App sTore account and she can click on my purchase history and like the 3rd app from the top is grindr so I freak ed out and downloaded a bunch of ramdom apps to try and push it further down the list in hopes that she wouldn't see it.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Whirlwind Jones posted:

I downloaed grindr as a "joke" and then a couple months later added my girlfriend to "family sharing" on my Apple App sTore account and she can click on my purchase history and like the 3rd app from the top is grindr so I freak ed out and downloaded a bunch of ramdom apps to try and push it further down the list in hopes that she wouldn't see it.
Hmm, that is the solution one comes up with after they discard the obvious "Just tell her it was a joke" because they feel some reason that this approach is less than 100% convincing .

Un-l337-Pork
Sep 9, 2001

Oooh yeah...


Most universities (or at least the larger ones) offer "suite-style" dorms. In this style, 4-6 people enter the unit through a common entry way / room, but each has his/her own bedroom with locking door. If you're in one of these, you basically have carte blanche to gently caress yourself as much as you want.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Whirlwind Jones posted:

I downloaed grindr as a "joke" and then a couple months later added my girlfriend to "family sharing" on my Apple App sTore account and she can click on my purchase history and like the 3rd app from the top is grindr so I freak ed out and downloaded a bunch of ramdom apps to try and push it further down the list in hopes that she wouldn't see it.


ust say a gay buddy borrowed your phone and must have used it to arrange so horny casual man on man action, try and avoid becoming visibly aroused while telling her though

Gawdfather
Jul 29, 2011
Do americans jack off in front of each other?

only if you want a punch in the fuckin face amirite?

Right?


gently caress you faggots


'MURICA

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Whirlwind Jones posted:

I downloaed grindr as a "joke" and then a couple months later added my girlfriend to "family sharing" on my Apple App sTore account and she can click on my purchase history and like the 3rd app from the top is grindr so I freak ed out and downloaded a bunch of ramdom apps to try and push it further down the list in hopes that she wouldn't see it.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

Al Borland posted:

How else do we charge our JO crystals?

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
yep

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
yeah for instance when you ahve a flat on the side of the road you often have to jack off in front of all of the passerbys on the road in order to change the tire. sometimes a good samaratine will stop and assist you in jacking off. the police will also stop and lend a hand, in the jacking off. if it is dark it is helpful because they will use the bright lights on their car to illuminating the jacking off.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
im sure some americans jack off in front of each other but most of us generally jack each other it's better that way

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i hope that answers your question op

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
in camp we used to lay on our sides away from the others and go to town. god.bless

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