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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Whirlwind Jones posted:

I downloaed grindr as a "joke" and then a couple months later added my girlfriend to "family sharing" on my Apple App sTore account and she can click on my purchase history and like the 3rd app from the top is grindr so I freak ed out and downloaded a bunch of ramdom apps to try and push it further down the list in hopes that she wouldn't see it.

why is joke in quotations? maybe you shouldn't be worried about lying to you girlfriend, maybe you should be worried about lying to yourself

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Gaunab posted:

why is joke in quotations? maybe you shouldn't be worried about lying to you girlfriend, maybe you should be worried about lying to yourself
I regularly get my dick suck by gay dudes but I don't touch them at all and get really grossed/creeped out immedilately after I cume.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

Whirlwind Jones posted:

I regularly get my dick suck by gay dudes but I don't touch them at all and get really grossed/creeped out immedilately after I cume.

Yeah same here man that's not gay at all. Which gym do you go to?

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
I literally don't jack off.

Never understood what the big deal is.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
hey bro watch this
:jackbud:
my bro: haha sweet man, now watch me
:jackbud:
me and my bro together: hahahaha nice
:jackbud::jackbud:

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI-2YC78Z80

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

think about this: Washington D.C. :stonk:

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost posted:

think about this: Washington D.C. :stonk:

wgoa

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

a hole-y ghost posted:

think about this: Washington D.C. :stonk:

can confirm

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Me and my bros watch each other jack off all the time.

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
We do but it's over webcam so it's technically not in front of each other...

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
It's real weird watching European movies where the dudes that are friends are just like banging in the same room and looking at each others asses. Maybe I'm just uptight but I've never seen a homie naked, nor the appeal.

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk
if you don't jack, you ain't jack

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

no... real americans jack back to back

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010
do americans ever play soggy biscuit? its a lot of fun for when you just want a friendly, competitive, nongay j/o session.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Lol at americans having to pay like $100,000 to go to university and they don't even get their own room.

sauer kraut
Oct 2, 2004
Do American dorms still put 2 people together in one room?
That's a terrible idea.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

sauer kraut posted:

Do American dorms still put 2 people together in one room?
That's a terrible idea.

I had that for a year. Its loving awful. The rooms are like shoe boxes too.

They have the nerve to charge you more than a studio apartment too. They force first years to do it if they're not staying at home. So the secret is to say you're staying at home and get yourself an apartment.

sauer kraut
Oct 2, 2004

Al Borland posted:

I had that for a year. Its loving awful. The rooms are like shoe boxes too.

They have the nerve to charge you more than a studio apartment too. They force first years to do it if they're not staying at home. So the secret is to say you're staying at home and get yourself an apartment.

Is that a forced 'learning experience to improve students' social competence' that some elementary school teachers dreamed up around world war 2?

e; bingo!

quote:

Many student development experts find the super singles trend worrisome. “Learning to interact effectively with others is a central element of success in adult life in both work and personal contexts,” says Marcia Baxter Magolda, a professor at Miami University in Ohio who conducted a 27-year longitudinal study on young adult development.

sauer kraut fucked around with this message at 10:42 on Oct 23, 2014

Reset Button
Jan 25, 2011


i don't care abt the op's College Roommate All American Cum Contest fantasies, I am just here to quote this post so I can see it with my av

namaste

Reset Button
Jan 25, 2011

yes....good

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



MODS RENAME THREAD BIRD PARTY. TIA

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

sauer kraut posted:

Is that a forced 'learning experience to improve students' social competence' that some elementary school teachers dreamed up around world war 2?

e; bingo!

my freshman roommate and i have been bros for life sorry that you're a social maladjusted sperglord

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

I like this bird

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
can I make this my new av?

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
yes jacking it is a communal thing in the states like sharing a meal with friends and family.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Its too big of a file :smithcloud:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Over There posted:

Its too big of a file :smithcloud:
Resized on a website so its not great :effort:

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~

a hole-y ghost posted:

no... real americans jack back to back

back to back slap attack

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Ratjaculation posted:

Resized on a website so its not great :effort:



I will find a bird gif worthy of my profile that is the right size.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

yes jacking it is a communal thing in the states like sharing a meal with friends and family.

lmao if your family doesnt pound one out at thanskgiving dinner

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy



Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth



:3:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i do not but know two people who casually start stories like that

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
there is no more intimate bond than the bond between two men who have seen eachother climax

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I have never done that, OP, but you know who might do that sometimes, I bet? Gay American men. Could a gay man confirm/deny?

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zzulu posted:

there is no more intimate bond than the bond between two men who have seen eachother climax

was gonna say war but your answer is compelling as well

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

whatis posted:

hey bro watch this
:jackbud:
my bro: haha sweet man, now watch me
:jackbud:
me and my bro together: hahahaha nice
:jackbud::jackbud:

awesome

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

starting up a jo sesh rn itt qtiyd

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