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rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BsWijdM0W0&t=51s

Only $899!

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LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

posting from a dell itt

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

LifeSizePotato posted:

posting from a dell itt

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
A CD burner OR a DVD drive?! THE FUTURE IS NOW

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Dell sells well

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
Wanna smoke weed with that guy.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZi1Ouc4Wtk

"i know how much you like free stuff" wow dude way to call your dad a dirty kike

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I built my computer OP. Get rekt

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

SaltLick posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZi1Ouc4Wtk

"i know how much you like free stuff" wow dude way to call your dad a dirty kike

surprisingly indistinguishable from most superstar youtuber videos ca. 2014

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



LifeSizePotato posted:

posting from a dell itt

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
I think we know Gateway is the superior poo poo computer

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

LifeSizePotato posted:

surprisingly indistinguishable from most superstar youtuber videos ca. 2014
That's true.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

LifeSizePotato posted:

posting from a dell itt

Un-l337-Pork
Sep 9, 2001

Oooh yeah...


They should have jesse pinkman from Breaking Bad do these commercials.

Posted on a computer with a Dell Monitor

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!

Un-l337-Pork posted:

They should have jesse pinkman from Breaking Bad do these commercials.

Posted on a computer with a Dell Monitor

"You're getting a Dell BITCH!"

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
He killed the dude from Blues Clues right?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
he got busted for trying to buy the weed, go figure

On February 9, 2003, Curtis was caught attempting to buy a bag of marijuana on Manhattan's Lower East Side.[2] Curtis was arrested and charged with criminal possession of marijuana. Due to recognizability of Curtis, word of the arrest spread quickly through the media. A chain email of the story even cropped up as it was forwarded around the internet using the iconic parodied phrase "Dude, you're getting a cell!"

somethingawful bf fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Oct 22, 2014

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
http://www.businessinsider.com/dell-dude-ben-curtis-today-2014-10 Dude... you let yourself go :(

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
he has a really fantastic website check out his blog

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

lol a chain email

how 2003

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

seems like an ok guy, I wish him all the best :shobon:

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
there used to be an erotic Dell Dude fanfic floating around, it was called "The Devil and Mrs. Lindsay"

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
meanwhile at dell http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2014/10/14/why-lenovo-continues-crushing-hp-dell-and-apple-in.aspx

:smug:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Dude....you're getting a smell! *farts*

Hello Meow
Nov 9, 2009

Eugh. That face is upsetting as gently caress.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
we lost a major customer due to lenovo's inconsistent quality recently. i disapprove of lenovo

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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lolnovo

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
your getting a dale, i tell you what

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

1gnoirents posted:

we lost a major customer due to lenovo's inconsistent quality recently. i disapprove of lenovo

they ruined the trackpads and keyboards on their best laptops. never again

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
you laugh but they just bought motorola

those uppity koreans at sarnsung aren't going to know what hit them :twisted::hf::china:

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
compaq and emachine master race

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Glasgow Kiss posted:

packard bell master race

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

LifeSizePotato posted:

surprisingly indistinguishable from most superstar youtuber videos ca. 2014

Give Pat a Job posted:

I think we know Gateway is the superior poo poo computer

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

LifeSizePotato posted:

posting from a dell itt

phobo posted:

Wanna smoke weed with that guy.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice

Idk he seems like he's doing okay considering he hasn't been in the public eye (well, mainstream anyway) for like 11 years. Seems like a good guy too. Thanks rocket_man38, it took 15 years but you finally reversed my opinion on the Dell dude.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i was born in 1881 and im the oldest goon at 133 years of elder

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Glasgow Kiss posted:

packard bell master race

still have a reflexive urge to bash any packard bell machine i see with a baseball bat

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

Everyday Lurker posted:

still have a reflexive urge to bash any packard bell machine i see with a baseball bat

where do you go to see packard bell machines

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90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



g0lbez posted:

where do you go to see packard bell machines

Thrift stores, swap meets, Europe, etc.

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