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I wipe while i'm making GBS threads
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Oct 23, 2014 07:31
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that sounds really efficient
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Oct 23, 2014 07:33
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 this dude cleans the toilet while he's sitting in it.
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Oct 23, 2014 07:34
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It is, I'm like a pit crew when I poo poo.
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Oct 23, 2014 07:36
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this is pretty revealing of who is in good shape and who isn't, 1/3rd of goons admit they cant balance their weight on one leg
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Oct 23, 2014 07:40
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I can balance my weight on 1/3rd of a leg
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Oct 23, 2014 07:42
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I can balance my weight on my 3rd leg 
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Oct 23, 2014 07:57
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Both. I start out wiping while sitting and then once the bulk of the poop is gone I stand for extra accuracy. Like to get the paper right up my rear end to remove all of it. Feels good.
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Oct 23, 2014 08:09
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Wait there's people who wipe standing up?
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Oct 23, 2014 08:15
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from how someone answers this question, their fatty status can be accurately surmised
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Oct 23, 2014 08:30
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The Wizard of Poz posted:from how someone answers this question, their fatty status can be accurately surmised
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Oct 23, 2014 08:34
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i have a team of small men (dwarfs) lift me up and a 5th small man (dwarf) perform the wiping ceremony
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Oct 23, 2014 08:39
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Wipe? I just pressure wash my anus.
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Oct 23, 2014 08:58
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i poop standing up and wipe sitting down
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Oct 23, 2014 09:00
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Vastarien posted:You have to stand up and prop your leg up on the sink to really get in there. I too wipe George Washington style. Then I give myself a whores bath in the tub if I'm at home.
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Oct 23, 2014 09:12
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Vastarien posted:You have to stand up and prop your leg up on the sink to really get in there.
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Oct 23, 2014 09:13
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i use the three seashells bwahahaa!
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Oct 23, 2014 09:16
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bidet supremacy
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Oct 23, 2014 09:29
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as of now, 32% of voters are dumbasses
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Oct 23, 2014 09:30
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Pretty sure this is one of those topics where you can say that the truth lies somewhere in-between. But if I had to describe it, I'd say closer to sitting than standing.
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Oct 23, 2014 10:26
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I think the real question is: Front to Back or Back to Front?
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Oct 23, 2014 10:27
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I both poo poo and wipe on the move. Don't look at me like that, I have places to go, people to see.
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Oct 23, 2014 10:32
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i stand and ive been ashamed of this fact until exactly now thanks op
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Oct 23, 2014 10:39
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Sweet Tea posted:i swear to god we had this exact thread like a month ago maybe? this thread had popped up every three weeks for the last 15 years
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Oct 23, 2014 10:51
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wiping while standing makes no sense and if you do that your parents raised you wrong and you've been wrong your whole adult life hth
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Oct 23, 2014 11:12
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Oct 23, 2014 12:10
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who poops standing up? weirdo
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Oct 24, 2014 03:39
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if there's nobody else in the bathroom I don't wipe at all, if someone else is there then I rustle the toilet paper to make a show of it
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Oct 24, 2014 03:45
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usually just blow dry my rear end in a top hat after a poo poo. the poo poo hardens and flakes off like the top crust of freshly baked brownies
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Oct 24, 2014 03:46
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last week I installed a kitchen sprayer into my toilet plumbing line so I can pressure wash my rear end in a top hat. it's great
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Oct 24, 2014 03:48
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Spiderjelly posted:last week I installed a kitchen sprayer into my toilet plumbing line so I can pressure wash my rear end in a top hat. it's great cool you reinvented the bidet
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Oct 24, 2014 03:51
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I just shower each and every time I poop.
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Oct 24, 2014 03:51
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you could stuff wads of toilet paper up your butt in advance. then when you poop your butt will practically wipe itself
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Oct 24, 2014 04:02
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Vastarien posted:you could stuff wads of toilet paper up your butt in advance. then when you poop your butt will practically wipe itself use some common sense the toilet paper will come out BEFORE the poop, you have to eat toilet paper after every meal so it FOLLOWS the poop out of your butt
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Oct 24, 2014 04:04
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I do it the correct way,but so many of my poops have resulted in 'clean wipes' lately that I'm considering forgoing wiping all together.
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Oct 24, 2014 04:06
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you irl posted:cool you reinvented the bidet more like got a bidet for $25
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Oct 24, 2014 04:09
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you irl posted:use some common sense the toilet paper will come out BEFORE the poop, you have to eat toilet paper after every meal so it FOLLOWS the poop out of your butt no you just have to jump up and down a couple times after you insert the toilet paper so that the turds and TP arrange themselves properly. it's basic physics, my friend
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Oct 24, 2014 04:09
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stand in front of the toilet paper holder in your bathroom and get the toilet paper between your asscheeks then just pull like 35 feet of it between your legs. clean pooper.
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Oct 24, 2014 04:11
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I just swallow a wood rasp and let nature takes its course.
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Oct 24, 2014 04:15
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Pooping while standing would be a lot more difficult, when you're sitting your cheeks are naturally apart but they close when you stand up. Wouldn't you have to hold your cheeks apart with one hand and wipe with the other? Or is that just because I have a gigantic rear end?
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