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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Carol Pizzamom posted:

whew,. . - < Nelly! I sure dodged a bullet, juddging by thread, having hair of a type

It's like my pop always told me: you might as well be a girl if your hair has a curl.

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Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Gay Roads posted:

That poo poo was a wig, you can't fool me.

washington didn't actually wear wigs :smuggo:

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

what about wavy hair op

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

why are my pubes wavy but my head hair as straight as me (very)

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
My hair is curly but I straighten it.
















I'm bi.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



enraged_camel posted:

what about wavy hair op

KlavoHunter
Aug 4, 2006
"Intelligence indicates that our enemy is using giant cathedral ships. Research divison reports that we can adapt this technology for our use. Begin researching giant cathedral ships immediately."
what about curly beards

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
Yes grandpa. *smiles and nods*

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Yeah I've got curly hair and I agree. faggy betas to the max. Best team name ever.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


it's ok if they're scottish

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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

i was looking through archives receneyly and saw somebody who killed himself and left a lettter about gender studies. T12? anyway he had curly hair.

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Gay Roads posted:

Who's that?

an alpha, you've probably never seen one

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



i didnt realize donald sutherland was that old

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
few weeks ago i was sit behind a school kid on a bus with the biggest ginger 'fro i have ever seen. my view for half an hour was just that and i wanted to touch it

Aryu Kiddimeh
Nov 9, 2012
jellis ?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Crusty Nutsack posted:

it's ok if they're scottish


that guy is probably only 4 feet tall

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Al Cowens posted:

My hair is curly but I straighten it.
















I'm bi.
lmao loving welcome to getting owned by genetics you curly headed gently caress

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Gaunab posted:

what about black people?

THATS RACIST.

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Curly-haired men are cute :3:

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
True but it's worth it for the positive attention

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Crusty Nutsack posted:

it's ok if they're scottish



it's not ok to be scottish

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Cuckoo posted:

Curly-haired men are cute :3:

Cute? Perhaps. But alphas don't settle for cute.

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Gay Roads posted:

Show me a man with curly hair and I will show you a soft, ineffectual beta bitch. It's nature, you can't argue with that.

If you said to a curly haired person they were a "beta" chances are they wouldn't have a clue what you were talking about OP. You're confusing your PUA bullshit with real people words.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

wit posted:

If you said to a curly haired person they were a "beta" chances are they wouldn't have a clue what you were talking about OP. You're confusing your PUA bullshit with real people words.

Even if he didn't know the word, he'd see it in my eyes.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
no you're a bitch, haha you woman

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Gay Roads posted:

Cute? Perhaps. But alphas don't settle for cute.

I date alpha male poo poo

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

wit posted:

If you said to a curly haired person they were a "beta" chances are they wouldn't have a clue what you were talking about OP. You're confusing your PUA bullshit with real people words.

They would know, they just wouldn't admit it because that's the beta thing to do.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Women tell me all the time how jealous they are of my hair. Being gay, it's just a compliment to me but it's a nice one :shobon:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

this is me, im canadian rock legend nickelback

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

business in the front, party in the back

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
like all other alphas this OP just wants to look at big, bulky and buff man bodies, but he wants them to have curly hair for nostalgia reasons (he really liked early justin timberlake)

here ya go OP, suck on this curly haired beta ;) ;) ;)

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Sitting Here posted:

like all other alphas this OP just wants to look at big, bulky and buff man bodies, but he wants them to have curly hair for nostalgia reasons (he really liked early justin timberlake)

here ya go OP, suck on this curly haired beta ;) ;) ;)



Would

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Notice how tougher he is from the neck down. He has muscles, yes, but the hair says, "Please treat me like I'm 12 forever."

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


suck this OP

sssuuuck iiitttttt


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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
u mad

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