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yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
I love computers, and I'm going to marry one and kiss it every day. My computer will be my wife

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

no they will not posted:

I love computers, and I'm going to marry one and kiss it every day. My computer will be my wife

duie cis scume

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

No they will not

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 403 days!
really excited to go to this wedding and hear the geek squad priest start by saying 'mawwaige', like in the film the princess bride.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

:gb2gbs:

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
The hater is laughing now but he'll be singing a different tune at the wedding of me to my computer. He'll be loving pissed off after I fall in love with the computer and make a baby with it

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

no they will not posted:

I love computers, and I'm going to marry one and kiss it every day. My computer will be my wife

dream on. some day this may just be a reality for a lot of people. for now you can try a real doll

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

dream on. some day this may just be a reality for a lot of people. for now you can try a real doll

[with tears in my eyes] i just. i love computer so much

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
where's the guy that says the ops name? seems like a good thread to post that imo

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

no they will not posted:

The hater is laughing now but he'll be singing a different tune at the wedding of me to my computer. He'll be loving pissed off after I fall in love with the computer and make a baby with it

looking forward to the maury episode where teh dna test says your not the fawvuh

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Cold on a Cob posted:

where's the guy that says the ops name? seems like a good thread to post that imo

no they will not :(

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 403 days!
you should make your own food for the wedding because catering is a scam and it all just goes where you can't see or taste it anyway.

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

Bloody posted:

No they will not

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012

Bloody posted:

No they will not

Listen pal... keep this up and I'll move hte gamergate thread back to yospos

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtWTUt2RZh0

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

dont post my autobiography w/o permission

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

Bloody posted:

No they will not

pram
Jun 10, 2001

its the last one

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

you mean reddit memes? they're definitely loving annoying

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
see? you let them gays get hitched and next thing you know you got people marryin computers and lord knows what all

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Cold on a Cob posted:

where's the guy that says the ops name? seems like a good thread to post that imo

oh wow im embarrassed he posted before i made this post

hi bloody! sorry about the mixup

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

no they will not posted:

Listen pal... keep this up and I'll move hte gamergate thread back to yospos

it's too late we already got one shitheel from taht thread that decided to stay

a rad dink
May 28, 2006

take me to your peener

no they will not posted:

The hater is laughing now but he'll be singing a different tune at the wedding of me to my computer. He'll be loving pissed off after I fall in love with the computer and make a baby with it

what kind of baby?!

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

no they will not posted:

[with tears in my eyes] i just. i love computer so much

Same, OP. Same.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

rotor posted:

see? you let them gays get hitched and next thing you know you got people marryin computers and lord knows what all

if I married Siri or Cortana would that technically be heterosexual???

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Tarlach posted:

what kind of baby?!

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
what is a gamergate anyway. any time i see anyone attempt an explanation my eyes roll up in the back of my head and i fail to absorb any information about it

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Proteus4994 posted:

you mean reddit memes? they're definitely loving annoying

*The Regular Show Chicken syaing "Oh Snap!"*

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Hammerite posted:

what is a gamergate anyway. any time i see anyone attempt an explanation my eyes roll up in the back of my head and i fail to absorb any information about it

video gamers are literal children and its high school drama bullshit afaik so your brain is doing you a favor

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Ripoff posted:

video gamers are literal children and its high school drama bullshit afaik so your brain is doing you a favor

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




lol

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
is your computer funny though? describe on a scale of 0 - 10

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



congrats op

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



no they will not posted:

The hater is laughing now but he'll be singing a different tune at the wedding of me to my computer. He'll be loving pissed off after I fall in love with the computer and make a baby with it

why even invite him to the wedding then

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Cat Face Joe posted:

why even invite him to the wedding then

he's probably a prominent member of the family or something. have to invite or risk alienating other family members. ops family is like some dallas poo poo or something i bet

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006


wow. that's embarrassing

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Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana

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