Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
----- Forwarded message from Sharon Hofer <.ca> -----

Date: Mon, 13 Oct 2014 10:29:13 -0600
From: Sharon Hofer <.ca>
Reply-To: Sharon Hofer <.ca>
Subject: Fwd: Please keep this going.God bless seniors
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;






Subject: Fwd: FW: Please keep this going..God bless seniors








It happened in a Metro station in Montreal ............

There were protesters on the concourse handing out pamphlets on
the evils of Canada. I politely declined to take one.











An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The young protester put her hand on the woman's
shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, 'Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq ?'










The elderly woman looked up at her and said,
'Honey, my father died during World War I,
I lost my husband in World War II,I lost a son in Korea ,and a grandson in Afghanistan .
All fought and died so you could have the freedom to stand here and bad mouth our country.
If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your rear end and open it.'.....
.

.....God Bless Canada !!!





























































































--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


<http://www.avast.com/> This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus <http://www.avast.com/> protection is active.



------ End of Forwarded Message



No virus found in this message.
Checked by AVG - https://www.avg.com
Version: 2014.0.4765 / Virus Database: 4025/8290 - Release Date: 09/28/14
Internal Virus Database is out of date.






--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active.







----- End forwarded message -----

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
sharon hofer, huh.....

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Damnit OP I got a virus from this thread

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


people in her family need to stop joining the army in theyre dying in every war. clearly not a warrior clan

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



lol canada didnt fight for freedom it fought fo british colonial hegemony and survival in wwi and 2 respectively. everything else was for US hegemony

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

sharon hofer, huh.....

Already sent a relationship request on fb, hands off

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Sheng-ji Yang posted:

people in her family need to stop joining the army in theyre dying in every war. clearly not a warrior clan

canadians aren't a martial race

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

apparently your posting is not virus-free, op

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
they deserve an early death for sending you that poo poo

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
that poor old lady's father, husband, son, and grandson died for nothing

canada (and america) should have never joined world war 1, which means the germans would have never been defeated and forced into signing their way into debt which led in part to WW2, which led in part to the rise of the kinds of communism that led to war in korea and the destabalization of afghanistan by the soviets. all of her boys would be alive and she wouldn't be so old gay andlonely

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Mein Eyes! posted:

that poor old lady's father, husband, son, and grandson died for nothing

canada (and america) should have never joined world war 1, which means the germans would have never been defeated and forced into signing their way into debt which led in part to WW2, which led in part to the rise of the kinds of communism that led to war in korea and the destabalization of afghanistan by the soviets. all of her boys would be alive and she wouldn't be so old gay andlonely

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
need a version of the :history: smiley with a pickelhaube

Selim Sivad
Sep 2, 2008

by Ralp
gently caress Canada

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Selim Sivad posted:

gently caress Canada

I disagree

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Wait, I got lost. So your grandmother is the Penguin?

loving plot twist right there. :psyduck:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
poo rly for



matted
















text









rules

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Mein Eyes! posted:

that poor old lady's father, husband, son, and grandson died for nothing

canada (and america) should have never joined world war 1, which means the germans would have never been defeated and forced into signing their way into debt which led in part to WW2, which led in part to the rise of the kinds of communism that led to war in korea and the destabalization of afghanistan by the soviets. all of her boys would be alive and she wouldn't be so old gay andlonely
My history knowledge of ww1 is pretty abysmal but was there really much in the way of clearcut bad/good guys? Obviously the central powers "started it" but if you're going to try and label the serbia fiasco as super evil then doesn't america pretty much do the exact same thing with any country we feel is harboring terrorists?

Also russia is kind of the one that turned a local conflict into a huge war iirc.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Your grandparents sound like total assholes op and you should tell them as such.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
that old lady should have told her family to stay outta wars lol

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



ArbitraryC posted:

My history knowledge of ww1 is pretty abysmal but was there really much in the way of clearcut bad/good guys? Obviously the central powers "started it" but if you're going to try and label the serbia fiasco as super evil then doesn't america pretty much do the exact same thing with any country we feel is harboring terrorists?

Also russia is kind of the one that turned a local conflict into a huge war iirc.

central powers didnt start it the serbs and russian mobilization did

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof

ArbitraryC posted:

My history knowledge of ww1 is pretty abysmal but was there really much in the way of clearcut bad/good guys? Obviously the central powers "started it" but if you're going to try and label the serbia fiasco as super evil then doesn't america pretty much do the exact same thing with any country we feel is harboring terrorists?

Also russia is kind of the one that turned a local conflict into a huge war iirc.

i kid, america didn't really do poo poo in ww1 and germany would have lost anyway

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Pleas dont read this! I am a dead girl. I Died from a fart. I thought that I was m*a*t*u*r*E & Could fFart safly on my own. So I put on lip stick and my Sunday best and went out to the fart Swing, Well gguess wat. I Didnt. (died.) So now You must free my Spirit. If you do not forward this Email to your 10 oldest relatives and Warn them about Young People tthen Kane will Enter the Arena. (Kane is undertakers Big Bro. ther)

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
that old ladys boys were dead long ago

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002



There's nothing quite like a piece of cheese
to nibble upon for pleasure and ease.
No matter the time or state of mind
greater joy than cheese you'll never find.
Served on a cracker or a soft piece of bread
a morceau de fromage will please your head.
Roquefort, camembert, brie or blue
served with fruit or in fondue
God gave us cheese- a bit of heaven on earth
to lift our burdens, providing sweet mirth.
And after all our daily work is done
we enjoy simple cheese just for fun.
But remember the ancient custom of the house
leave behind a kernel for the nocturnal mouse.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
then your grandma googled her name because she read about googling yourself in readers digest

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I should say the email was in 54 point font.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

somewhere in the united states american grandparents are sending around a very similar message but which berates youngsters for associating with godless communistic Canadian scum

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine

Fandyien posted:

canadians aren't a martial race

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juno_Beach :canada:

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Methanar posted:

I should say the email was in 54 point font.

Why should you say that?

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

hi can you please CC: your grandma on this one:

>Same

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

"You have freedom of speech but you better not loving use it!"

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

gonna raw dog sharon to-NIGHT

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
it's so cute when you guys try to act like you're american

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

"don't you care about children in irag?"

"back off or i will shove my umbrella up your rear end"



no wonder all the men she as known chose death

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
fwding thread so i don't get cursed

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
did they take the reverse mortgage op?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
More like they died because they were poo poo at their job

Straker
Nov 10, 2005
so all the men in her family couldn't stand being around the women in her family and joined the military, but died because they were bad at it. that's really sad

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
if she's Canadian, doesn't that mean her men all died for the queen?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

do you know how deliciously vinegary sharon's puss is? im about to find out

  • Locked thread