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My girlfriend was begging to go out a couple of days ago, so I took her to the movies and we watched Kill the Messenger. I thought it was going to be like New Jack City but it wasn't like that, it was actually a pretty lovely film about this rear end in a top hat who eventually killed himself. Whereas New Jack City was a great film and you guys should probably see it. But when we were getting off the metro this 50 year old woman and a 20 something year old black dude accosted us and asked us if we were registered to vote. So I said yes and continued walking. But the old lady grabbed my arm. I said what are you doing she said, have you thought about who you're voting for? I honestly didn't know there was even an election coming up and was sort of shocked at what she was doing. Now, to put things in context, my gf is like 5 feet tall and originally from the Caribbean. She can be quite sassy as a White Hispanic but in this moment she said nothing. So I chose to hear the old woman out. Little did I know that she had an alternative agenda. Before I knew it she was presenting me with papers and the black guy was lighting up a marijuana cigarette. They forced us to fill out write in ballots for candidates I don't even know. I'm having trouble remembering as I don't often do drugs. But at the end I am positive we had filled out legal forms and the old lady... I think may have slapped my girlfriend on the rear end before giving her a long hug and the black dude winked at me. I've been reviewing this situation again and again in my mind over the past few days but can't come up with anything. I think they may have stolen my vote and my dignity.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:12 |
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yes
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:13 |
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yes
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:13 |
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how this thread have 2 replies and 0 views? mods??? e: yes
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:14 |
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not if you're marcellus wallace
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:15 |
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lol
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:34 |
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Hahahah you loving bitch.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:35 |
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P. Gay. And a bitch.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:36 |
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Suckaz be voting. I'm 33 and I haven't voted once!
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:38 |
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Chinatown posted:Hahahah you loving bitch.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:38 |
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yes
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:39 |
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yes
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:40 |
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yes
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:40 |
OP give me your social security number before I gently squeeze your arm.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:41 |
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at the polls, they asked that dude who the write in ballot came from, and he said "it came from a biiiiiiiitch" and they knew he meant you, didn't have to ask for a name or ID
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:42 |
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Pffft, dignity was forfeited long before this incident. But to answer the main question, my gut says maybe.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:44 |
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ya
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:45 |
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Yes.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:51 |
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i think all of the passive agreesive shitbirds that posted yes in this thread are more of a bitch than OP edit: you're still a bitch, op. dont get me wrong on that one
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:52 |
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no i dont think so
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:54 |
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Iron Prince posted:i think all of the passive agreesive shitbirds that posted yes in this thread are more of a bitch than OP
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 05:59 |
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You didn't even know there was an election so not only are you a bitch but you're a basic bitch.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 06:07 |
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'That was my mother!' Haha oh ice t you card
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 06:18 |
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 06:19 |
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Yeah.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 06:20 |
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drilldo squirt posted:Yeah. Did that register, OP? drilldo squirt thinks you're a bitch.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 06:31 |
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But yeah you a bitch fo sho
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 06:32 |
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Spiderjelly posted:Did that register, OP? drilldo squirt thinks you're a bitch. yes
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 06:35 |
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if you smoked the weed then yes if you didn't smoke the weed then you should have smoked the weed
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 06:40 |
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sources say: yes
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 06:46 |
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 06:46 |
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Is it raining? Is it raining outside? Will it rain later? My daughter drowned in the river, the water swept in and just washed her away. Is it going to rain? I can't be alone if it rains. Can I stay at your place? Just sleep on the couch, if it rains. If it rains tonight I'll sleep on your floor, in case it floods. My daughter called me she told me it's raining where she is and she's so scared, I need a place to say tonight can I sleep here? On the floor. She's so scared my daughter she's so scared. Please, if it's raining, please let me in it might flood.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 06:47 |
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a marijuana cigarette
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 08:44 |
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no edit: yes
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 08:46 |
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Yes. And then yes again.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 08:53 |
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I won't do poo poo unless I'm getting paid
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 09:59 |
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You just sold your girlfriend to a gypsy and her marihuana cigarette smoking companion. Sounds pretty interesting.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 10:04 |
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Baba Ganoush posted:I think they may have stolen my dignity.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 11:03 |
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op I think I can help. those people were voodoo practitioners. that's why you're having trouble recalling things, an were not as reactive as you usually are. the sexual subjectification (rear end slap), paper forms, sudden accostment, black person present, and marijuana, if you look up accounts of people who've fallen prey to voodoo rituals, those are all things that turn up a lot. sinister poo poo. you need to talk to both a priest and a lawyer immediately.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 11:04 |
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yes
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