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Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules!

Lot of successful token hits this week, including a successful Ryan bonus by Felter Chesthard. Poor rebel1608 busts by only 2 yards, and Bachtere gets added to the Wall of Shame despite breaking 900.

Week 7 Results

Top Ten:
Grozz Nuy: 998 - 57 pts.
The Puppy Bowl: 992 (1043-51) - 56 pts.
kalensc: 987 - 55 pts.
Felter Chesthard: 981 - 54 + 50 Ryan bonus = 104 pts.
Mind_Taker: 980 (1012-32) - 53 pts.
Butthead: 972 - 52 pts.
Thaddius the Large: 969 - 51 pts.
axeil: 949 - 50 pts.
Nystral: 946 - 49 pts.
solauran: 942 - 48 pts.

The Field:
Apples McGrind: 941 (1018-77) - 47 pts.
aBagorn: 933 - 46 pts.
Ron Roenicke: 923 - 45 pts.
JGKing: 920 - 44 pts.
anime gently caress pillow: 906 - 43 pts.
Phiggle: 905 - 42 pts.
embarrasing tank: 904 - 41 pts.
Bjay9: 899 - 40 pts.
Haschel Cedricson: 891 - 39 pts.
bushisms.txt: 890 - 38 pts.
pixelbot2000: 880 - 37 pts.
Akbar: 873 - 36 pts.
Miko: 867 - 35 pts.
Grittybeard: 864 - 34 pts.
Phyein: 847 - 33 pts.
OxySnake: 841 - 32 pts.
ROSS MY SALAD: 841 - 31 pts.
Z.S. Ghost: 839 - 30 pts.
No Butt Stuff: 824 - 29 pts.
skaboomizzy: 821 - 28 pts.
Dubar: 814 - 27 pts.
WaffleZombie: 810 - 26 pts.
Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 793 - 25 pts.
Mughe: 781 - 24 pts.
Christ Pseudoscientist: 778 - 23 pts.
Cruel and Unusual: 774 - 22 pts.
Deceptive: 769 - 21 pts.
Lt. Chips: 763 - 19 pts.
Metapod: 763 - 19 pts.
DupaDupa: 740 - 18 pts.
Arnold Layne: 736 - 17 pts.
Tavarin: 716 - 16 pts.
Hockles: 648 - 15 pts.
Chichevache: 635 - 14 pts.
13 year old girls: 626 - 13 pts.
Alfred P. Pseudonym: 265 - 11 pts.
OrangeKing: 265 (1055-790) - 11 pts.

Busts:
rebel1608: 1002 - 10 pts.
von Metternich: 1005 - 9 pts.
A Pale Horse: 1015 - 8 pts.
marioinblack: 1017 - 7 pts.
Okibi: 1020 - 6 pts.
Jaysus: 1023 - 5 pts.
Fenrir: 1026 - 4 pts.
Gandalf21: 1046 - 3 pts.
ChuckHead: 1060 - 2 pts.
Bachtere: 907 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token)

Tokens!


The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle)


The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts.


The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game.


The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting.

And one special token:


The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!



Blowhard Alert!

The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000:

Deceptive
Great White Hope
Nystral
solauran
Jaysus
Butthead
Ghost of Reagan Past
grah
ffoecaf
OxySnake
OBR
Bachtere

Week 8 Schedule

Thursday Night:
SD@DEN

Sunday 6:30AM:
DET@ATL

Sunday 10AM:
STL@KC
HOU@TEN
MIN@TB
SEA@CAR
BAL@CIN
MIA@JAX
CHI@NE
BUF@NYJ

Sunday 1PM:
PHI@ARI
OAK@CLE
IND@PIT

Sunday Night:
GB@NO

:siren:Monday Night!:siren:
WAS@DAL

Bye: NYG, SF

Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Oct 28, 2014

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Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Season Standings

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 348 pts.
Felter Chesthard: 341 pts.
JGKing: 320 pts.
marioinblack: 315 pts.
aBagorn: 314 pts.
The Puppy Bowl: 305 pts.
Phiggle: 305 pts.
Grozz Nuy: 301 pts.
Dubar: 300 pts.
Akbar: 297 pts.
anime gently caress pillow: 293 pts.
Haschel Cedricson: 293 pts.
Fenrir: 292 pts.
ROSS MY SALAD: 287 pts.
Arnold Layne: 283 pts.
Ron Roenicke: 280 pts.
Butthead: 275 pts.
von Metternich: 259 pts.
Christ Pseudoscientist: 247 pts.
Phyein: 247 pts.
Mind_Taker: 246 pts.
Lt. Chips: 243 pts.
Okibi: 238 pts.
DupaDupa: 237 pts.
kalensc: 236 pts.
pixelbot2000: 236 pts.
skaboomizzy: 235 pts.
Jaysus: 234 pts.
axeil: 232 pts.
rebel1608: 229 pts.
Z.S. Ghost: 229 pts.
solauran: 221 pts.
No Butt Stuff: 218 pts.
Alfred P. Pseudonym: 215 pts.
ffoecaf: 214 pts.
Apples McGrind: 212 pts.
Metapod: 209 pts.
Roumba: 204 pts.
Chichevache: 201 pts.
Bjay9: 197 pts.
A Pale Horse: 196 pts.
ChuckHead: 195 pts.
13 year old girls: 194 pts.
WaffleZombie: 192 pts.
Thaddius the Large: 191 pts.
embarrasing tank: 189 pts.
Grittybeard: 186 pts.
OBR: 186 pts.
Miko: 185 pts.
Tavarin: 177 pts.
OrangeKing: 175 pts.
Hockles: 172 pts.
waah: 171 pts.
Gandalf21: 163 pts.
Cruel and Unusual: 147 pts.
Mughe: 145 pts.
OxySnake: 133 pts.
Deceptive: 132 pts.
Nystral: 131 pts.
bushisms.txt: 125 pts.
Foranzan: 114 pts.
Bachtere: 107 pts.
grah: 104 pts.
Benne: 82 pts.
Ghost of Reagan Past: 72 pts.
Skillface: 46 pts.
JRizzle: 41 pts.
Great White Hope: 40 pts.
JRizzle: 25 pts.
BlindSite: 18 pts.
Garbo: 17 pts.
Spoeank: 12 pts.
Freaquency: 7 pts.

Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Oct 28, 2014

Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Nick Foles - Passing Yards
Tom Brady - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Jason Witten - Receiving Yards

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I'll take those points but that isn't the score I got(763 is the score I got). I think you put Russell Wilson's passing yards instead of rushing yards.

Alex Smith - passing yards
Aaron Rodgers - passing yards
Joe Flacco - passing yards
tucker # - Demarco Murray - rushing yards

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Russell Wilson - passing yards
Ryan Tannehill - passing yards
Larry Fitzgerald - receiving yards

Tucker Number - Tony Romo - passing yards

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Andrew Luck - Passing
Derek Carr - Passing
Chris Johnson - Rushing
Tre Mason - Rushing


Tucker Number: Tony Romo - Passing

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Well gotta go hard after the DQ.

Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Matt Forte - Rec. Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
Mike Glennon - Passing Yards
Cam Newton - Rushing Yards
Tucker Number Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards

JGKing
Dec 26, 2012

What has happened to this company?!
Alex Smith - Passing Yards
Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Reggie Bush - Rushing Yards
Reggie Bush - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards
Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards
Ben Tate - Rushing Yards
Terrence West - Rushing Yards
Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards
Miles Austin - Receiving Yards
Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards
Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards
Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards
Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards
Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards
Jim Dray - Receiving Yards
Derek Carr - Passing Yards
T#: DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Drew Brees - Passing
Tom Brady - Passing
Mike Glennon - Passing

Tucker #:

Tony Romo - Rushing

Tavarin
May 10, 2003

I am definitely a madman with a box
Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards
Julio Jones - Receiving Yards
Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Tony Romo - Passing Yards

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Haha I can't even be mad about that bust

Tom Brady - passing yards
Drew Brees - passing yards
Aaron Rodgers - passing yards

Tucker Number - DeMarco Murray - rushing yards

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

Andrew Luck - passing
Drew Brees - passing
Greg Jennings - receiving

Tucker Number: Tony Romo - passing

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards

Tucker: Jason Witten - Receiving Yards

Phiggle
Apr 26, 2007

And so, having defeated the nefarious Psy-Crow, our hero, Earthworm Jim, wins back the heart of the lovely COW
Indianapolis Colts - Rushing Yards
Indianapolis Colts - Receiving Yards
Green Bay Packers - Rushing Yards
Green Bay Packers - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Roy Helu - Receiving Yards

Butthead
May 31, 2011
Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Nick Foles - Passing Yards
Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards
James Starks - Rushing Yards
Randall Cobb - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
M Ryan ATL - passing
M Glennon TB - passing
D Brees NO - passing


Tucker # - Dez Bryant DAL recieving

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Matt Ryan- Passing (210)
Golden Tate- Receiving (110 without Megatron 80 with)
Doug Baldwin- Receiving (90)
Bishop Sankey- Rushing (80)
Matt Forte- Rushing (90)
Matt Forte- Receiving
Denard Robinson- Rushing (80)
Denard Robinson- Receiving
Stepfan Taylor- Rushing (60)
Stepfan Taylor- Receiving
Jordy Nelson- Receiving (120)
Tucker Number: Demarco Murray- Rushing (120)


:siren:Can I use two tokens at once? I'd like to combine my Willis token with a Ryan, if possible. If not I will just use the Ryan, no Willis.:siren:
Ryan Token
I can not. Ryan Token only.


Willis Token if I'm allowed to double up


No Willis token.

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Oct 25, 2014

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists
Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards
Jerrick McKinnon - Rushing Yards
Jarius Wright - Receiving Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number - Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards

Gandalf21
May 17, 2012


Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Lesean McCoy - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number - Tony Romo - Passing Yards

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP
Derek Carr - passing
Blake Bortles - passing
Aaron Rodgers - passing
Tucker: Demarco Murray - rushing

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Matthew Stafford - Passing
Andrew Luck - Passing
Andre Ellington - Rushing
Steve Smith - Receiving
Tucker: DeMarco Murray - Rushing

Aztec Galactus
Sep 12, 2002

Zach Mettenberger - Passing Yards
Derek Carr - Passing Yards
Blake Bortles - Passing Yards

Tucker Colt McCoy - Passing Yards

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Chichevache posted:

Can I use two tokens at once? I'd like to combine my Willis token with a Ryan, if possible. If not I will just use the Ryan, no Willis.

Nope, if you're using the Ryan token you can't protect yourself from busting with a different token. You have to shoot for the top 10 without any other help.

Last week worked out pretty well so let's try it again.

Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Brian Quick - Receiving Yards
Demarco Murray - Rushing Yards

And since he's not busy this week:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Grozz Nuy posted:

Nope, if you're using the Ryan token you can't protect yourself from busting with a different token. You have to shoot for the top 10 without any other help.


Alright. Editing it out.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
Finally a good week, hello refreshed tokens.

pre:
Seattle Seahawks   - Rushing Yards
Kansas City Chiefs - Rushing Yards
Miami Dolphins     - Rushing Yards
New York Jets      - Rushing Yards
Cleveland Browns   - Rushing Yards
Baltimore Ravens   - Rushing Yards
New Orleans Saints - Rushing Yards

DeMar Murray - Dal - Receiving Yards - Tucker # - Revis Token

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Metapod posted:

I'll take those points but that isn't the score I got(763 is the score I got). I think you put Russell Wilson's passing yards instead of rushing yards.

Just in case you didn't see this grozz I think you need to double check my score

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards

Tucker Number: DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards
Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards

Okibi
Jul 13, 2004

A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist
Grimey Drawer
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Arian Foster - Rushing Yards
Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards
Justin Hunter - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Jason Witten - Receiving Yards

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Tom Brady - Passing yards
Aaron Rodgers - Passing yards
Arian Foster - Rushing Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing yards
Golden Tate - Receiving yards
Rob Gronkowski - Receiving yards

Tucker Number: DeMarco Murray - Rushing yards

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Metapod posted:

Just in case you didn't see this grozz I think you need to double check my score

Oh balls, I saw that but forgot about it. Thanks for reminding me, I'll double check that tomorrow and re-do the scores if necessary.

Horse Inspector
Aug 11, 2005
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Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards
T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards
Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards
James Jones - Receiving Yards
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number
Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Grozz Nuy posted:

Nope, if you're using the Ryan token you can't protect yourself from busting with a different token. You have to shoot for the top 10 without any other help.


What about playing two non-Ryan tokens in one week? I looking through the rules in the Wk 1 thread however it didn't clarify.

List for the week:

Geno Smith - Passing
Michael Vick - Passing
Kyle Orton - Passing
EJ Manuel - Passing
Tom Brady - Passing
Jimmy Garappolo - Passing
Justin Forsett - Rushing

Tucker: DeMarco Murray - Rushing

Playing Willis token

Jaysus
Sep 17, 2004

"Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"
Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards
Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards
Arian Foster - Rushing Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number - DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards

pixelbot2000
May 11, 2004

Pay your pussy bill
Nick Foles - passing
Derek Carr - passing
Eddie Lacy - rushing
Andre Holmes - receiving
Antonio Brown - receiving
Mohamed Sanu - receiving

Tucker # - DeMarco Murray - rushing

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
Single game Sunday extravaganza part II:

Philadelphia Eagles - Passing
Philadelphia Eagles - Rushing
Arizona Cardinals- Passing
Arizona Cardinals - Rushing
Zach Ertz - Receiving
Jordan Matthews - Receiving

Tucker Number - Colt McCoy - Rushing

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Tom Brady - Passing
Eddie Lacy - Rushing
Jordy Nelson - Receiving

Tucker: DeMarco Murray - Rushing

edit: I can't use Stafford, that game already started (for real who the gently caress plays football at 9:30 AM, seriously), so here's a fixed list

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Oct 26, 2014

Bachtere
Sep 25, 2005

09/13/07

Never Forget

Pillbug
Cam Newton - Passing
Tom Brady - Passing
Jay Cutler - Passing
Rob Gronkowski - Receiving

Tucker #: Dez Bryant - Receiving

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DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.
Flacco - Passing
Luck - Passing
Richardson - Rushing

Tucker - Romo - Passing

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