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Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules! Lot of successful token hits this week, including a successful Ryan bonus by Felter Chesthard. Poor rebel1608 busts by only 2 yards, and Bachtere gets added to the Wall of Shame despite breaking 900. Week 7 Results Top Ten: Grozz Nuy: 998 - 57 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 992 (1043-51) - 56 pts. kalensc: 987 - 55 pts. Felter Chesthard: 981 - 54 + 50 Ryan bonus = 104 pts. Mind_Taker: 980 (1012-32) - 53 pts. Butthead: 972 - 52 pts. Thaddius the Large: 969 - 51 pts. axeil: 949 - 50 pts. Nystral: 946 - 49 pts. solauran: 942 - 48 pts. The Field: Apples McGrind: 941 (1018-77) - 47 pts. aBagorn: 933 - 46 pts. Ron Roenicke: 923 - 45 pts. JGKing: 920 - 44 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 906 - 43 pts. Phiggle: 905 - 42 pts. embarrasing tank: 904 - 41 pts. Bjay9: 899 - 40 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 891 - 39 pts. bushisms.txt: 890 - 38 pts. pixelbot2000: 880 - 37 pts. Akbar: 873 - 36 pts. Miko: 867 - 35 pts. Grittybeard: 864 - 34 pts. Phyein: 847 - 33 pts. OxySnake: 841 - 32 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 841 - 31 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 839 - 30 pts. No Butt Stuff: 824 - 29 pts. skaboomizzy: 821 - 28 pts. Dubar: 814 - 27 pts. WaffleZombie: 810 - 26 pts. Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 793 - 25 pts. Mughe: 781 - 24 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 778 - 23 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 774 - 22 pts. Deceptive: 769 - 21 pts. Lt. Chips: 763 - 19 pts. Metapod: 763 - 19 pts. DupaDupa: 740 - 18 pts. Arnold Layne: 736 - 17 pts. Tavarin: 716 - 16 pts. Hockles: 648 - 15 pts. Chichevache: 635 - 14 pts. 13 year old girls: 626 - 13 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 265 - 11 pts. OrangeKing: 265 (1055-790) - 11 pts. Busts: rebel1608: 1002 - 10 pts. von Metternich: 1005 - 9 pts. A Pale Horse: 1015 - 8 pts. marioinblack: 1017 - 7 pts. Okibi: 1020 - 6 pts. Jaysus: 1023 - 5 pts. Fenrir: 1026 - 4 pts. Gandalf21: 1046 - 3 pts. ChuckHead: 1060 - 2 pts. Bachtere: 907 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) Tokens! The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle) The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts. The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game. The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting. And one special token: The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart! Blowhard Alert! The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000: Deceptive Great White Hope Nystral solauran Jaysus Butthead Ghost of Reagan Past grah ffoecaf OxySnake OBR Bachtere Week 8 Schedule Thursday Night: SD@DEN Sunday 6:30AM: DET@ATL Sunday 10AM: STL@KC HOU@TEN MIN@TB SEA@CAR BAL@CIN MIA@JAX CHI@NE BUF@NYJ Sunday 1PM: PHI@ARI OAK@CLE IND@PIT Sunday Night: GB@NO Monday Night! WAS@DAL Bye: NYG, SF Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Oct 28, 2014 |
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Season Standings Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 348 pts. Felter Chesthard: 341 pts. JGKing: 320 pts. marioinblack: 315 pts. aBagorn: 314 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 305 pts. Phiggle: 305 pts. Grozz Nuy: 301 pts. Dubar: 300 pts. Akbar: 297 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 293 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 293 pts. Fenrir: 292 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 287 pts. Arnold Layne: 283 pts. Ron Roenicke: 280 pts. Butthead: 275 pts. von Metternich: 259 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 247 pts. Phyein: 247 pts. Mind_Taker: 246 pts. Lt. Chips: 243 pts. Okibi: 238 pts. DupaDupa: 237 pts. kalensc: 236 pts. pixelbot2000: 236 pts. skaboomizzy: 235 pts. Jaysus: 234 pts. axeil: 232 pts. rebel1608: 229 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 229 pts. solauran: 221 pts. No Butt Stuff: 218 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 215 pts. ffoecaf: 214 pts. Apples McGrind: 212 pts. Metapod: 209 pts. Roumba: 204 pts. Chichevache: 201 pts. Bjay9: 197 pts. A Pale Horse: 196 pts. ChuckHead: 195 pts. 13 year old girls: 194 pts. WaffleZombie: 192 pts. Thaddius the Large: 191 pts. embarrasing tank: 189 pts. Grittybeard: 186 pts. OBR: 186 pts. Miko: 185 pts. Tavarin: 177 pts. OrangeKing: 175 pts. Hockles: 172 pts. waah: 171 pts. Gandalf21: 163 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 147 pts. Mughe: 145 pts. OxySnake: 133 pts. Deceptive: 132 pts. Nystral: 131 pts. bushisms.txt: 125 pts. Foranzan: 114 pts. Bachtere: 107 pts. grah: 104 pts. Benne: 82 pts. Ghost of Reagan Past: 72 pts. Skillface: 46 pts. JRizzle: 41 pts. Great White Hope: 40 pts. JRizzle: 25 pts. BlindSite: 18 pts. Garbo: 17 pts. Spoeank: 12 pts. Freaquency: 7 pts. Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Oct 28, 2014 |
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Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Nick Foles - Passing Yards Tom Brady - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Jason Witten - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 16:08 |
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I'll take those points but that isn't the score I got(763 is the score I got). I think you put Russell Wilson's passing yards instead of rushing yards. Alex Smith - passing yards Aaron Rodgers - passing yards Joe Flacco - passing yards tucker # - Demarco Murray - rushing yards
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 16:20 |
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Russell Wilson - passing yards Ryan Tannehill - passing yards Larry Fitzgerald - receiving yards Tucker Number - Tony Romo - passing yards
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 17:42 |
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Andrew Luck - Passing Derek Carr - Passing Chris Johnson - Rushing Tre Mason - Rushing Tucker Number: Tony Romo - Passing
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 20:02 |
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Well gotta go hard after the DQ. Tom Brady - Passing Yards Matt Forte - Rec. Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards Mike Glennon - Passing Yards Cam Newton - Rushing Yards Tucker Number Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 21:49 |
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Alex Smith - Passing Yards Tom Brady - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Reggie Bush - Rushing Yards Reggie Bush - Receiving Yards Tucker Number Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:23 |
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Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards Ben Tate - Rushing Yards Terrence West - Rushing Yards Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards Miles Austin - Receiving Yards Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards Jim Dray - Receiving Yards Derek Carr - Passing Yards T#: DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:30 |
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Drew Brees - Passing Tom Brady - Passing Mike Glennon - Passing Tucker #: Tony Romo - Rushing
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 05:29 |
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Tom Brady - Passing Yards Matt Forte - Rushing Yards Julio Jones - Receiving Yards Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Tony Romo - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 05:50 |
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Haha I can't even be mad about that bust Tom Brady - passing yards Drew Brees - passing yards Aaron Rodgers - passing yards Tucker Number - DeMarco Murray - rushing yards
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:37 |
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Andrew Luck - passing Drew Brees - passing Greg Jennings - receiving Tucker Number: Tony Romo - passing
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 20:02 |
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Matt Stafford - Passing Yards Drew Brees - Passing Yards Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Tucker: Jason Witten - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 20:23 |
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Indianapolis Colts - Rushing Yards Indianapolis Colts - Receiving Yards Green Bay Packers - Rushing Yards Green Bay Packers - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Roy Helu - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 00:39 |
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Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Nick Foles - Passing Yards Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards James Starks - Rushing Yards Randall Cobb - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 01:18 |
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M Ryan ATL - passing M Glennon TB - passing D Brees NO - passing Tucker # - Dez Bryant DAL recieving
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 20:05 |
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Matt Ryan- Passing (210) Golden Tate- Receiving (110 without Megatron 80 with) Doug Baldwin- Receiving (90) Bishop Sankey- Rushing (80) Matt Forte- Rushing (90) Matt Forte- Receiving Denard Robinson- Rushing (80) Denard Robinson- Receiving Stepfan Taylor- Rushing (60) Stepfan Taylor- Receiving Jordy Nelson- Receiving (120) Tucker Number: Demarco Murray- Rushing (120) Can I use two tokens at once? I'd like to combine my Willis token with a Ryan, if possible. If not I will just use the Ryan, no Willis. Ryan Token I can not. Ryan Token only. No Willis token. Chichevache fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Oct 25, 2014 |
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Matt Ryan - Passing Yards Matt Stafford - Passing Yards Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards Jerrick McKinnon - Rushing Yards Jarius Wright - Receiving Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards Tucker Number - Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 22:10 |
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Matt Stafford - Passing Yards Tom Brady - Passing Yards Lesean McCoy - Rushing Yards Tucker Number - Tony Romo - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 22:13 |
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Derek Carr - passing Blake Bortles - passing Aaron Rodgers - passing Tucker: Demarco Murray - rushing
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 22:24 |
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Matthew Stafford - Passing Andrew Luck - Passing Andre Ellington - Rushing Steve Smith - Receiving Tucker: DeMarco Murray - Rushing
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 22:41 |
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Zach Mettenberger - Passing Yards Derek Carr - Passing Yards Blake Bortles - Passing Yards Tucker Colt McCoy - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 23:26 |
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Chichevache posted:Can I use two tokens at once? I'd like to combine my Willis token with a Ryan, if possible. If not I will just use the Ryan, no Willis. Nope, if you're using the Ryan token you can't protect yourself from busting with a different token. You have to shoot for the top 10 without any other help. Last week worked out pretty well so let's try it again. Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Carson Palmer - Passing Yards Drew Brees - Passing Yards Brian Quick - Receiving Yards Demarco Murray - Rushing Yards And since he's not busy this week:
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 23:51 |
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Grozz Nuy posted:Nope, if you're using the Ryan token you can't protect yourself from busting with a different token. You have to shoot for the top 10 without any other help. Alright. Editing it out.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 23:53 |
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Finally a good week, hello refreshed tokens.pre:Seattle Seahawks - Rushing Yards Kansas City Chiefs - Rushing Yards Miami Dolphins - Rushing Yards New York Jets - Rushing Yards Cleveland Browns - Rushing Yards Baltimore Ravens - Rushing Yards New Orleans Saints - Rushing Yards DeMar Murray - Dal - Receiving Yards - Tucker # - Revis Token
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 04:14 |
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Metapod posted:I'll take those points but that isn't the score I got(763 is the score I got). I think you put Russell Wilson's passing yards instead of rushing yards. Just in case you didn't see this grozz I think you need to double check my score
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 04:16 |
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Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Tucker Number: DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 04:55 |
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Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards Tom Brady - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Tucker Number - DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 06:11 |
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Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Drew Brees - Passing Yards Arian Foster - Rushing Yards Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards Justin Hunter - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Jason Witten - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 06:23 |
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Tom Brady - Passing yards Aaron Rodgers - Passing yards Arian Foster - Rushing Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing yards Golden Tate - Receiving yards Rob Gronkowski - Receiving yards Tucker Number: DeMarco Murray - Rushing yards
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 06:30 |
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Metapod posted:Just in case you didn't see this grozz I think you need to double check my score Oh balls, I saw that but forgot about it. Thanks for reminding me, I'll double check that tomorrow and re-do the scores if necessary.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 06:34 |
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Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards James Jones - Receiving Yards Matt Forte - Rushing Yards Tucker Number Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 09:44 |
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Grozz Nuy posted:Nope, if you're using the Ryan token you can't protect yourself from busting with a different token. You have to shoot for the top 10 without any other help. What about playing two non-Ryan tokens in one week? I looking through the rules in the Wk 1 thread however it didn't clarify. List for the week: Geno Smith - Passing Michael Vick - Passing Kyle Orton - Passing EJ Manuel - Passing Tom Brady - Passing Jimmy Garappolo - Passing Justin Forsett - Rushing Tucker: DeMarco Murray - Rushing Playing Willis token
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 10:47 |
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Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards Matt Forte - Rushing Yards Arian Foster - Rushing Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards Tucker Number - DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 11:43 |
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Nick Foles - passing Derek Carr - passing Eddie Lacy - rushing Andre Holmes - receiving Antonio Brown - receiving Mohamed Sanu - receiving Tucker # - DeMarco Murray - rushing
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 11:54 |
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Single game Sunday extravaganza part II: Philadelphia Eagles - Passing Philadelphia Eagles - Rushing Arizona Cardinals- Passing Arizona Cardinals - Rushing Zach Ertz - Receiving Jordan Matthews - Receiving Tucker Number - Colt McCoy - Rushing
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 13:57 |
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Aaron Rodgers - Passing Tom Brady - Passing Eddie Lacy - Rushing Jordy Nelson - Receiving Tucker: DeMarco Murray - Rushing edit: I can't use Stafford, that game already started (for real who the gently caress plays football at 9:30 AM, seriously), so here's a fixed list Fenrir fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Oct 26, 2014 |
# ? Oct 26, 2014 14:56 |
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Cam Newton - Passing Tom Brady - Passing Jay Cutler - Passing Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Tucker #: Dez Bryant - Receiving
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 16:30 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 13:12 |
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Flacco - Passing Luck - Passing Richardson - Rushing Tucker - Romo - Passing
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 16:52 |