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go through customs as I have 2kg of cocaine in my suitcase. Been on holiday to Bolivia, this guy called Iver Horacio gave me $1,500 to take it through but now I've come down off my coke binge I'm regretting my decision. What should I do goons?
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:28 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 03:54 |
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Put it in someone elses suitcase then pay a tsa guy to pass it off to you when they detain him until the police arrive
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:31 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:go through customs as I have 2kg of cocaine in my suitcase. Been on holiday to Bolivia, this guy called Iver Horacio gave me $1,500 to take it through but now I've come down off my coke binge I'm regretting my decision. Whatever rear end disease you catch from sitting on a toilet in JFK will be a worse fate than whatever Iver could do to you
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:31 |
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do it all in the stall
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:32 |
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Plant the cocaine on a brown person and masturbate in the stall and if you see anybody's face through the cracks in the stall doors make direct eye contact with them. This is your alibi.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:33 |
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Darth123123 posted:do it all in the stall well a little key might clear my head - help me to think straight THE PENETRATOR posted:Put it in someone elses suitcase then pay a tsa guy to pass it off to you when they detain him until the police arrive what's the going rate? will they accept Boliviano's?
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:34 |
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I know when I think of where I'd like to go for vacation, Bolivia is at the top of the list.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:34 |
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just do all the cocaine at once just stuff it straight up your butt, and wait for it to dissolve and if anyone tries to bother you just yell you got the shits
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:43 |
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write "flour" on the bag
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:44 |
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wide stance and party
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:46 |
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lol $1500 for 2kg of cocaine LEAVE THE AIRPORT SELL THE COKE GO HOME
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:46 |
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Wink a lot at the TSA guy.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:46 |
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TOILETLORD posted:just do all the cocaine at once just stuff it straight up your butt, and wait for it to dissolve and if anyone tries to bother you just yell you got the shits thought about this but last thing I ate was a dodgy Guinea-pig (i think it was off!) and I'm worried I will shart white clouds which alert the sniffer dogs
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:47 |
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check the cleaning closet for latex gloves.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:48 |
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I'm not sure if I Bolivia.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:48 |
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1gnoirents posted:lol $1500 for 2kg of cocaine i think he's already at his destination airport and leaving is his whole worry make it into crack op
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:51 |
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Well, you're already off the plane, which was probably the hardest part. There has got to be a way to sneak out of the airport undetected. Try to find some blueprints online of the airport. And get a good disguise. Maybe just hide under a box if any pigs come around.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:51 |
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have you posted this to yahoo! answers yet, op? they've gotten me out of a number of sticky situations
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:53 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:thought about this but last thing I ate was a dodgy Guinea-pig (i think it was off!) and I'm worried I will shart white clouds which alert the sniffer dogs like i said just sit in the stall till they think you got the ebola by the time they haul you away all the evidence should be gone and you get taken to a hospital win win.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:53 |
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jalopybrown posted:i think he's already at his destination airport and leaving is his whole worry what?? he already made it thtne
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:54 |
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shut the gently caress up OP
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:56 |
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1gnoirents posted:what?? he already made it thtne usually you go (origin country)>(Customs)>(flight)>*(Customs)>(Home Free) he's at the * i think
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:57 |
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Michael Corleone posted:Well, you're already off the plane, which was probably the hardest part. There has got to be a way to sneak out of the airport undetected. Try to find some blueprints online of the airport. And get a good disguise. Maybe just hide under a box if any pigs come around. i'd be more worried about dogs (police dogs)
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:57 |
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oh i thought he was a us citizen lol. anytime i get back to the states customs is "do you have anything customs would need to know about" "no" ok go
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:58 |
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How do I fit more than one 250g bag up my rear end? Times like this I wish I could goatse - he could do this no sweat
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:58 |
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If they ask any questions just say you're an apprentice pastry chef.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 19:01 |
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buy some flowers. go to the cafe and retrieve used coffee grounds - come off as an eccentric, witty, and unabashedly retarded idiot to secure the catch. buy a stuffed animal, gb2 bathroom. hide in stall. place glovefulls of the alabaster snuff inside of gloves lined with coffee. create a small incision behind an ear of stuffed flamingo, and get packing. suture stuffed animal with dental floss and a toothpick. bathe yourself and cargo in leftover coffee grounds.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 19:01 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:How do I fit more than one 250g bag up my rear end? Times like this I wish I could goatse - he could do this no sweat take it out of the bag and buttchug it.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 19:02 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:How do I fit more than one 250g bag up my rear end? Times like this I wish I could goatse - he could do this no sweat Tap ur foot under the stall wall, from scandals iv learned this indicates you want to engage in homosexual activity, pretend that sticking quarter kilos of coke up an rear end is how you get off
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 19:02 |
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Based on having watched "Locked Up Abroad", Horatio probably tipped off customs. They'll catch you and in exchange will let the real coke mules through.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 19:02 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:go through customs as I have 2kg of cocaine in my suitcase. Been on holiday to Bolivia, this guy called Iver Horacio gave me $1,500 to take it through but now I've come down off my coke binge I'm regretting my decision. It's okay OP. Only bad people smuggle drugs and you're not a bad person, therefore you're not actually smuggling drugs and the cops have no right to arrest you
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 19:04 |
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I'm hoping the Customs guy is as slack as Chevy Chase in the coke-smuggling sketch > Baggage Inspection Counter
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 19:06 |
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sending a tip to the cops now, thanks op
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 19:20 |
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Red Suit posted:sending a tip to the cops now, thanks op loving snitch.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 19:23 |
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Going with a hosed up version of Tom Hanks in The Terminal : sit in the toilet for a week or 2 constant snorting, leave after its all gone, get home and reclaim it though my blood stream/ sweat/piss/ and re sell seems legit
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 19:25 |
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OP I am on my way to NYC to help in this situation. -go to the gift shop and buy a football and an eli manning jersey -put all the coke in the football -just chill out it might take a day or so for me to get there -i'll be wearing a retro plaxico burress giants jersey -i'll call you and then meet me by the customs line -i'll be on the other side, throw me a 'pass' then go through customs normally -meet me on the other side and we'll get high as gently caress off that coke man!
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 19:28 |
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eriktown posted:I'm not sure if I Bolivia.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 19:31 |
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if you have to put your bag through a machine you are hosed bro
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 19:34 |
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Michael Corleone posted:OP I am on my way to NYC to help in this situation. this is why your threads are hot as gently caress see u in 2 days
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