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Can I adopt "Bella"? I'll even give her a better name than some twilight character that every southern girl gives their poo poo mutt.
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I'm trying to think of all the cool dogs I'd have if I was insane enough to hoard 21 of them but even my expansive imagination goes "no, stop right there." when I get above like, Cool Dog #8
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Oct 24, 2014 23:30
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OP you never told me your placement rate. If you tell me, I will consider coming out to your house to watch your dogs while you have a panic attack in the driveway for ten (10) minutes.
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Oct 24, 2014 23:35
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cheese eats mouse posted:Can I adopt "Bella"? I'll even give her a better name than some twilight character that every southern girl gives their poo poo mutt. technically there are two reasons to name a dog "bella", one is after the twilight character, and the other is so you can get angry when people laugh at you and you claim it's not after the twilight character.
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Oct 24, 2014 23:36
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One of our recent intakes in our rescue was named Bella. So we changed it to Bellatrix since she already kind of knew her name. Oh god the worst mistake, she is a loving demon mess.
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Oct 24, 2014 23:39
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Wheats posted:OP you never told me your placement rate. If you tell me, I will consider coming out to your house to watch your dogs while you have a panic attack in the driveway for ten (10) minutes. None of the dogs actually exist, those are all stock photos. You have no idea how deep this rabbit hole goes.
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Oct 24, 2014 23:43
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SoundMonkey posted:None of the dogs actually exist, those are all stock photos. You have no idea how deep this rabbit hole goes. If the OP tries really hard I believe he can sit on his hands long enough for his wife to bring 21 real dogs into the house. I believe in their dreams.
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Oct 24, 2014 23:46
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Wheats posted:If the OP tries really hard I believe he can sit on his hands long enough for his wife to bring 21 real dogs into the house. I believe in their dreams. The wife doesn't exist either. Or the house. The OP is actually "not in charge of the household" because he's in a mental institution after being found throwing handfuls of heartworm pills at non-existent dogs while wearing a 'Sexy Vet' costume. There are a lot of levels, man.
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Oct 24, 2014 23:50
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SoundMonkey posted:The wife doesn't exist either. Or the house. The OP is actually "not in charge of the household" because he's in a mental institution after being found throwing handfuls of heartworm pills at non-existent dogs while wearing a 'Sexy Vet' costume. This is beautiful, stay forever.
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Oct 25, 2014 00:49
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SoundMonkey posted:The wife doesn't exist either. Or the house. The OP is actually "not in charge of the household" because he's in a mental institution after being found throwing handfuls of heartworm pills at non-existent dogs while wearing a 'Sexy Vet' costume. So soundmonkey are you looking for a modding job because we have a position open.
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Oct 25, 2014 01:06
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:So soundmonkey are you looking for a modding job because we have a position open. Do you like animals soundmonkey(or enjoy eating them, we're down with bloodmouth carnists here)?
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Oct 25, 2014 01:10
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So which dog will be first for some kung pao puppy?
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Oct 25, 2014 01:12
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cheese eats mouse posted:So which dog will be first for some kung pao puppy? Yours 
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wtftastic posted:Do you like animals soundmonkey(or enjoy eating them, we're down with bloodmouth carnists here)? I do, I have two cats that I never post about in PI because holy poo poo PI. I also enjoy eating them (animals, not cats.)
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Oct 25, 2014 02:18
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Yours btw i could swear i'd probated you at some point but i just went to look at your queue history and nope, i never have. crazy poo poo. wtftastic posted:This is beautiful, stay forever. This is a nice thread.
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Oct 25, 2014 02:20
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SoundMonkey posted:I do, I have two cats that I never post about in PI because holy poo poo PI. I swear to god like 90% of us are cool outside of this hellscape that is this subforum Except me, I'm a concious pile of poo poo in real life
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SoundMonkey posted:btw i could swear i'd probated you at some point but i just went to look at your queue history and nope, i never have. crazy poo poo. We like to have nice threads here. 
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Oct 25, 2014 02:31
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i can't even manage 3 nintendogs and my real dog at the same time this is intense here OP get help
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wtftastic posted:We like to have nice threads here. are you trying to trick me? Superconsndar posted:Except me, I'm a concious pile of poo poo in real life same, op.
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Oct 25, 2014 02:34
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OP I was just wondering, how do you dispose of the poo poo from 21 dogs? I assume that having to live in unnaturally large groups doesn't shut down their digestive tracts, so you have 21 dogs making GBS threads twice a day, every day. Where does it all go, OP. Explain yourself.
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Oct 25, 2014 02:36
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Wheats posted:OP I was just wondering, how do you dispose of the poo poo from 21 dogs? I assume that having to live in unnaturally large groups doesn't shut down their digestive tracts, so you have 21 dogs making GBS threads twice a day, every day. Where does it all go, OP. Explain yourself. they all have atresia ani. it is the post-poop era.
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Oct 25, 2014 02:37
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hosed up if true.
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Oct 25, 2014 02:39
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Like with many something awful dot com users, it likely goes into the forums in the form of a post
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Intruder posted:Like with many something awful dot com users, it likely goes into the forums in the form of a post i just clicked on your post history and that only accounts for maybe like 12-14 of the dogs, where does the rest of the poo poo go?
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Hey OP, the next time you think about starting a 501c(3) maybe think about not putting the cart before the horse. Incorporate as a nonprofit and then start Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Oct 25, 2014 |
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Oct 25, 2014 03:25
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SoundMonkey posted:where does the rest of the poo poo go? oh there it is
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Hey OP, the next time you think about starting a 501c(3) maybe think about not putting the cart before the horse. but then who will rescue the rescued dogs from OP's ever-growing hoard? OP, if you're reading this which I doubt, I like cameras and I can see nine cameras from where I'm sitting right now and sometimes I think I have too many. And cameras don't need food or medical care. edit: ok by nine i mean fourteen but still SoundMonkey fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Oct 25, 2014 |
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Oct 25, 2014 03:32
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SoundMonkey posted:oh there it is 
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SoundMonkey posted:but then who will rescue the rescued dogs from OP's ever-growing hoard? goonproject
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Please keep a small number of friendly dogs and treat them well. Thank you Edit: and send me Pocket, thanks and god bless atomicthumbs fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Oct 25, 2014 |
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Oct 25, 2014 03:40
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Hey OP, the next time you think about starting a 501c(3) maybe think about not putting the cart before the horse. this man knows how this poo poo works. speaking of how poo poo works over under on OP using dog poo poo as a building material?
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Oct 25, 2014 03:45
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I want to like notsowelp's post but I can't  Fuckin hoarders man. How is the house so clean? Why is there not dogshit piled kneehigh? These people know how to clean, at least.
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I have four dogs and the most common response I get when I tell new people that is, "Wow, that's a lot!" Four. Also it is a lot. It only works because two of them are very old. And I work from home and have no life so I have tons of time for my dogs. I can't even fathom how two people can possibly meet the needs of 21 dogs while also juggling school/work obligations.
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Abutiu posted:I have four dogs and the most common response I get when I tell new people that is, "Wow, that's a lot!" Four. Simple. Just don't meet their needs.
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Abutiu posted:I have four dogs and the most common response I get when I tell new people that is, "Wow, that's a lot!" Four. our friends across the street have two dogs, admittedly both medium-large and energetic (why would you have a husky in a small house on a modest property, jesus), and every time i'm over there they're spending half the time dealing with their dogs, or trying to stop them from loving up the yard, or getting up stupidly early to walk them for approx a million hours. TWO dogs. literally ten times that many is the most insane thing i've ever heard unless all the dogs are old and sleep all the time and/or the owners are on copious amounts of high quality meth
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I have 5 acres and raise livestock and my collective goats, pigs, chickens, (I'm gonna count the chickens as one entity because its one coop to clean and one bowl and one waterer to fill) and dogs amount to less than the number of dogs the op literally has in their presumably urban/suburban home Like I felt gross for having 3 pet dogs and one working dog but now I feel a little less gross, thanks OP, for the public service you have provided this fragile ego
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Lareine posted:Simple. Just don't meet their needs. I know. I was just trying to be nice. 
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Abutiu posted:I know. I was just trying to be nice. well there's your problem, mister.
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SoundMonkey posted:btw i could swear i'd probated you at some point but i just went to look at your queue history and nope, i never have. crazy poo poo. No you really wanted to when I was loving up some gbs thread once (I think it was gbs I don't even remember) because the loving base gate was closed and I had nothing else to and it's fun to fluffy bunnies it up. SoundMonkey posted:well there's your problem, mister. That is literally this whole loving forum's problem. We got on PIFB and we scream at each other and everything works out better.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:No you really wanted to when I was loving up some gbs thread once (I think it was gbs I don't even remember) because the loving base gate was closed and I had nothing else to and it's fun to fluffy bunnies it up. if you ever get modded i apologize for the mean things i said about you in modforum recently, although in fairness they were also things that you've said about yourself in even meaner language  i think i just dissed one of your icsa entries or something.
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