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Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

lol look at the gbs 1.0 sjws in here acting like they dont hate and revile poor people and their gross habits

# ? Oct 23, 2014 21:42

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 10:45

El Scandelouse: Jan 10, 2003; Love, Drunkchat.

Man up and go ask that grocery boy on a gently caress date you faggoty fag.

# ? Oct 23, 2014 21:49

Vordhosbn: Aug 7, 2008

Muttonchips posted:

Just a reminder that Three Olives actually goes around taking pictures of strangers just to be a complete dick to them in an internet forum.

"God what a fat gently caress- I better take a picture to post on GBS or they'll NEVER believe me"

"I don't care if you're on welfare you can't wear that poo poo to court wtf"

"Look at this goony gently caress heh heh"

He literally took a picture of a poor person who was in semi-casual attire for jury duty.

Doesn't get much lower than that folks.

That is a really lovely, mean thing to do.

# ? Oct 23, 2014 21:52

Tsinava: Nov 15, 2009; by Ralp

disgusting fat poors. they probably don't even eat kale.

# ? Oct 23, 2014 21:54

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Three Olives I was told you died. Are you ghost posting?

# ? Oct 23, 2014 21:55

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

ashgromnies posted:

I am absolutely asexual. Probably by choice (or as a reaction to my environment growing up) but I was probably born gay as I was attracted to men when I was seeking affection. I despise the fact that because my friends and family know me as a budding Body Positivity blogger, I have been sent links to the AWFUL Megan Trainor song all summer. Sure that song promotes a sort of positivity, it does so at the expense of asexual men like me, gay men, thin women, women who have had cosmetic surgery, etc�

Here is my response to various lines in the song:

�I can shake it, shake it, like I�m supposed to do�
�Excuse me? Supposed to do? Megan, I am largely confined to a mobility device because of massive knee injuries. I will ask you to keep your albeist sense of �supposed to do� to yourself. I am not supposed to move for you or anyone else.

�cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
And all the right junk in all the right places�
�I do not care to be chased by boys and my weight (its not �junk,� its my BODY). I find it sad that not three stanzas in your existence is defined by men. And in the video, a very skinny, almost sickly looking man at that, despite being classically beautiful.

��Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top�
�Oh thanks for the backwards compliment honey, but no, every inch is not perfect. And no amount of silly bubble gum lyrics is going to make me perfect. My psyche is far from perfect either. But hey, thanks for insulting me for not being perfect!

�Boys like a little more booty to hold at night.�
�Boys like this? All boys? Why thanks Megan for leaving out the roughly 10% of the gay population and completely ignoring the asexual population. No, I chose not to hold on to any booty and that is just as valid as YOUR choices.

�You know I won�t be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll�
�It was really nice of you to insult the poor people suffering from anorexia and body dismorphia in your pop song too. Hey!! Togetherness�right Meg? I suppose you�ll be writing a song for my niece who has weighed 115 her entire life despite eating everything in sight. Yeah, she cries herself to sleep at night because she feels too skinny�is her song coming next summer?

�Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches that
No I�m just playing. I know you think you�re fat�
� So the �skinny bitch� thinking he/she is �fat� is wrong? ooooooohhhhhhh booooooooooyyyyyyyy.

Thanks for trying Megan�I think you can �keep stupid your comments in your pocket� next time. (A huge bonus for any blog reader who email the name the movie from which I drew that last quote).

Holy loving poo poo.

I know it's a copy paste, but the fact the original with all its bitterness exists in the first place

# ? Oct 23, 2014 21:57

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

They're not even funny comments either just I'm gay and disable pity me!!!!!

# ? Oct 23, 2014 21:58

the worst thing is: Oct 3, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

This is the best kind of schadenfreude for three olives somehow

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:08

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

"guilty!!!" the supreme court roars in unison

chief justice john roberts pounds his gavel and then points it at the accused.

"chippy little bitch, i sentence you to death by scaphism. court is adjourned."

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:08

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; Can't post for 18 hours!; Grimey Drawer

Are you happy I don't know if this is a fake post you sad piece of poo poo?

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:11

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

i really must have missed some serious three olives drama lol

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:11

School Nickname: Apr 23, 2010; *fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*

You should sue from Ireland because you can literally cry defamation, claiming hurt feelings.

Watch as your nemesis of 5 minutes is bankrupt for 12 years.

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:15

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Muttonchips posted:

Just a reminder that Three Olives actually goes around taking pictures of strangers just to be a complete dick to them in an internet forum.

"God what a fat gently caress- I better take a picture to post on GBS or they'll NEVER believe me"

"I don't care if you're on welfare you can't wear that poo poo to court wtf"

"Look at this goony gently caress heh heh"

He literally took a picture of a poor person who was in semi-casual attire for jury duty.

Doesn't get much lower than that folks.

Sorry but this owns haha

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:17

Muttonchips: Jun 5, 2014; by Shine

The Wizard of Poz posted:

Sorry but this owns haha

I love how the picture of the black guy is the only blurry one of the bunch, presumably because he is shaking with rage/fear.

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:20

Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

You win another round, Poe.

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:21

Redleg: Jul 7, 2003; What an odd looking.....Figurine

it is entirely possible to be a jerk and people not like you solely on that trait, all by itself with no other traits playing into the equation.

For example, based solely on your story in the OP and how rude you were to the person that had no idea you routinely sit in a public seat in a public place, I think you are a jerk.

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:23

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drat OP, that sucks, you should probably kill yourself.

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:27

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Redleg posted:

it is entirely possible to be a jerk and people not like you solely on that trait, all by itself with no other traits playing into the equation.

For example, based solely on your story in the OP and how rude you were to the person that had no idea you routinely sit in a public seat in a public place, I think you are a jerk.

YO YOU ARE STUPID AS poo poo LOL

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:31

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Muttonchips posted:

Just a reminder that Three Olives actually goes around taking pictures of strangers just to be a complete dick to them in an internet forum.

"God what a fat gently caress- I better take a picture to post on GBS or they'll NEVER believe me"

"I don't care if you're on welfare you can't wear that poo poo to court wtf"

"Look at this goony gently caress heh heh"

He literally took a picture of a poor person who was in semi-casual attire for jury duty.

Doesn't get much lower than that folks.

sorry but i enjoy pictures of obese americans so i'm all for him doing tht

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:35

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

What exactly do you do for a living 3o? Are you a trust fund baby?

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:37

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

Zzulu posted:

sorry but i enjoy pictures of obese americans so i'm all for him doing tht

Zzulu I'm being sincere here, but do you want to be an American? I have a slot or two free (we all get invitation codes)

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:37

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

1gnoirents posted:

Zzulu I'm being sincere here, but do you want to be an American? I have a slot or two free (we all get invitation codes)

hm, ill have to think it over

Do I need to get obese first or is that optional

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:38

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

Zzulu posted:

hm, ill have to think it over

Do I need to get obese first or is that optional

optional but it puts you into somewhat of an elitist group. but the majority (by the strictest sense of the word) are not actually obese in any place you'd actually want to live

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:39

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Al Borland posted:

What exactly do you do for a living 3o? Are you a trust fund baby?

I'm on disability did you not read my post?

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:40

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

I love you olives. Keep on keepin' on.

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:47

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

lol if you read anything past the name of the OP

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:52

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

Three Olives posted:

I'm on disability did you not read my post?

I can confirm, I met 3O years ago on the handi scooter forums. How's your Hoveround XE doing Simon? Mines still running!

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:55

Kleen_TheRacistDog: Feb 17, 2014; Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

The Wizard of Poz posted:

Sorry but this owns haha

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:56

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

sucks getting banned from your favorite place; I got barred from mine for being an ideot, not an rear end in a top hat.

But I wouldn't go back even if they begged since they been talkin poo poo on me since. Fuckin Dewey even knows and gently caress that guy anyways.

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:58

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Three Olives posted:

I'm on disability did you not read my post?

I'm pretty sure your condo turns away colored people and cripples.

# ? Oct 23, 2014 23:00

Ah Map: Oct 9, 2012

So is the chippy married to the dreamy grocery boy?Otherwise I don't get it...I don't get what a chippy is in this context either.

# ? Oct 24, 2014 12:22

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

1.0 3o was unbearable but 1.4 3o is great

wtg 3o

# ? Oct 24, 2014 12:40

Spider Helidon: Nov 4, 2010; by XyloJW

sorry mate, I'm not going to read all that right now. I might get back to it later.

# ? Oct 24, 2014 13:26

Minimalist Program: Aug 14, 2010

three olives, I like to laugh at poor people and fat people, and gay people like you, so we have that in common, but I also really hate you and I would like you to cease potsing forever and preferably die.

# ? Oct 24, 2014 13:44

Kempo Yellow Belt: Jan 5, 2012; Fun Shoe

Three Olives posted:

I went to a major, but cheap, chain restaurant out on Pacific Beach this morning. There is a grocery store nearby where I have noticed the absolute dreamiest, hunkiest, young man who has been working there for some time. So every Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday (I know his schedule well) ~~I go for breakfast and will usually sit through and eat lunch as well (ahhhh the benefits of being on disability! LOL) as I take a table by the window~~ so I can watch this young man work. And to be totally upfront, I am able to fantasize about what I think our lives would be like together. There is a single table in the corner where I can pull my mobility device up and turn the seat so I don�t have to get up and either embarrassingly squeeze into a booth or risk breaking a chair. So far this has not been a problem and the management knows me and respects me as a good customer�they should�they often get 6-10 meals a week out of me.

Today there was some chippy little BITCH and her horrible children sitting at my table when I showed up at my standard time, about 9:30 or so. The hostess who knows me well said something like �I�m sorry Simon, but they should be finishing up soon.� I was more than a little perturbed because I certainly feel like that should keep that table open for me on the three days I come to eat and watch my dream boy. I responded politely �well, how long will I have to wait?� She said �not long, I can seat you at another table until they finish up.� I responded to that, again in my nicest voice possible �I�m already sitting, aren�t I?�

Well minutes passed, that turned into 10 minutes and then 20 and I noticed that the little chippy was just staring out the window, obviously finished eating while letting her children color. I had enough of this garbage as I knew dream boy was already working and I was missing him carry groceries to the cars parked along the street. I went up to her and said �excuse me, you are sitting in my table.� Of course, this �pretty� girl who had probably never been called on her privilege looked shocked at her rudeness being pointed out. Because I was so irate I am not positive what she said but it was something like �I�m waiting for my husband and I can�t get in touch with him�I�m really sorry.�

Me: �Well can you move?�

Of course no response as she stared out the window like a complete dolt. The kids then squeezed close to their mom because no doubt they have been warned about �fat gay monsters� their entire lives.

Me: �excuse me, can you move?�

This is where the story gets really dicey. There were two Navy officers sitting at the table next to her (Father is a retired Navy Captain so I know the difference between enlisted and officers�one of these was a Commander, the other an Ensign). The older of the two spoke up and said extremely rudely, with obvious hate in their voice �leave her alone�

Me: �She has been in my seat long enough, thank you and I have business I need to attend to��

Officer: �There are plenty of other open tables� (I am pretty sure he mumbled under his breath �you fat bald queer�)

Me: �I have an agreement with the management, that is my table�

I�m not exactly sure what he said next but it might as well have been �get out of here you loving fat rear end fag before we beat the poo poo out of you� but I took the higher road to ignore the bullying and begin to ignore them and turned my attention to the chippy.

Me: �Can you please move, I�ve said it a couple times, you are in my table�

Chippy, now feigning tears because the �big fat gay monster� is �harassing� her responded with some absolute garbage about being worried about her husband.

Just then the younger Navy officer appeared to be lunging at me from his chair so I let out firm but polite �don�t you come anywhere near me, or I will call the police.� Hearing my warning he instead went to get the manager, who I thought I knew very well, who asked me what the problem was. I told him straightforward that this chippy was in my seat and that I was being harassed for being gay by the two Navy officers.

Now get this. The manager then said �Simon, we have a problem with you every time you come in here. I am asking you to leave an not come back� I told him I would absolutely not leave to which he said he would call the police.

Well after some choice words for all three parties I decided to leave, but they agodre so screwed. As soon as I get this off my chest I am calling an attorney specializing in gay rights and will be suing both this restaurant chain and the US Navy for: harassment, threats of violence, violations of my civil rights, denying me patronage at a business because of my sexuality and verbal assault.