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Neighbor posted:You can’t help that. If he’s choking, you can help that. If he’s cut, you can help that. You can’t help a baby that’s been shot in the head. lol
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LifeSizePotato posted:on the plus side, the baby was destined to grow up a gun nut redneck republican too, so it's a net benefit in the long run I thought the baby was still alive, just with a bullet in the brain and permanent damage? So if anything he's more likely to vote Republican.
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#truth #2ndAmendment #familyiseverything
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Oct 24, 2014 03:58
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for real though this is pretty  i mean there's humor in the poo poo he posted on facebook but i wouldn't wish "kill your own baby by accident" on anybody
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Oct 24, 2014 04:27
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He was protecting his home
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Oct 24, 2014 04:47
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that baby could have grown up to be a cop, get the rook
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Oct 24, 2014 04:54
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Gotta get that baby killing cheevo
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Oct 24, 2014 04:55
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that baby got shrekt its all ogre for him now
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Oct 24, 2014 04:58
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But what KIND of gun did he use to blow his kid's brains out? I can't get hard without all the deets. Tell me the model specs chamber and caliber, I need to accurately visualize baby death.
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Oct 24, 2014 05:26
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 at "You can’t help a baby that’s been shot in the head.”Thanks for the insight, American Media.
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Oct 24, 2014 05:41
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i hope every tfr poster cleans their guns with the barrel in their mouths
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fyodor posted:i hope every tfr poster cleans their guns with the barrel in their mouths If they don't, they should.
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baby killing is cool i think if everyone just tried it once they would agree its p. dope
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Oct 24, 2014 06:41
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that dog just won't hunt
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Oct 24, 2014 08:45
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Can u imagine trying to explain this to your wife? "yeah honey i accidentally shot our baby in the face"
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Deuteronomy 21:18–21
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Oberleutnant posted:Can u imagine trying to explain this to your wife? "yeah honey i accidentally shot our baby in the face" Probably more along the lines of "Obama sabotaged my gun and killed our baby!"
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Oct 24, 2014 09:40
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Oberleutnant posted:Can u imagine trying to explain this to your wife? "yeah honey i accidentally shot our baby in the face" got another round in the mag right
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Oct 24, 2014 09:42
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Lot of really good jokes here about that guy who shot his infant son in the head. Liking this thread a lot.
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Oct 24, 2014 09:56
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fyodor posted:i hope every tfr poster cleans their guns with the barrel in their mouths if by "cleaning" you mean "sucking off like a turgid cock fresh from cucking" then yes, i believe they do already they should keep them loaded though
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Oct 24, 2014 10:41
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hey folks, Non-american here with a quick question: Is this sort of thing common in freedomland ?
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veilo posted:hey folks, Yep, extremely. i'd be surprised if someone from America did not know of at least one person killed or maimed by a gun. A kid I went to junior high with managed to shoot one of his nuts off while playing with one.
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So who do gun enthusiasts blame in this situation? Is the gun so unsafe that it fires regardless of how many bullets in it? Of course not, it can't fire with out bullets in it. So then the guy was grossly negligent with a gun? If that's the case can he still own a gun or do you have do more then shoot your baby in the face to lose your right? Can you lose gun rights for being a massive idiot or does that only happen if you are literally a convicted criminal? Or does that even happen then? I never used a gun before (Canadian, lol), but if I did, I'd imagine I would be paranoid about checking, double checking, then triple checking that there wasn't a bullet still in the chamber before cleaning it. Also not doing that poo poo around a kid, let alone a baby.
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Oct 24, 2014 11:25
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^^^ you think this guy'll lose his right to own a gun over such a trifle lmao
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The Hand of Darwin works.
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Seriously- there might be a big market in the inner city for little Kevlar helmets for kids and babies, seeing as how often little kids get shot accidentally there. E: Kickstarter! zimboe fucked around with this message at 12:04 on Oct 24, 2014 |
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veilo posted:hey folks, it's not unheard of and it's the go-to defense for domestic homocides, sort of the american version of south africa's 'I didn't know bullets could hurt people' I guess. my recent fave was probs the football guy who claimed he was keeping a gun in his oven because reasons and when his girlfriend turned it on the bullets exploded and shot her in the face Tubgirl Cosplay fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Oct 24, 2014 |
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Oct 24, 2014 11:58
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http://youtu.be/Qth1k962_9A "It was just one of those malfunctions. My kid's head passed in front of the barrel and it went of. Here wanna see some pictures of it?"
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Shnag posted:So who do gun enthusiasts blame in this situation? There is no blame to be assigned here, this is a SUCCESS! A righteous sacrifice of baby brains to the GUN GOD!
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Seriously this sucks a bit. I mean a perfectly good baby is wasted. This isn't as funny as the moron who got shot in the face with an Uzi by a 9 year old girl.
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mr.capps posted:The gun lobbies look on with anticipation to see what Big Baby's next move will be. Same as Democrats. Cry a lot. Make up facts. Throw the term semi-automatic around a lot. Probably confuse a bolt action rifle with an, "assault", rifle. And in the end pee themselves a bit. You know typical poo poo. Republicans will talk about anything other than this story. But if pressed, they will simply say the father was not following proper gun safety basics and blame it on him, and not the fact that these weapons exist and are readily accessible.
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Oct 24, 2014 12:07
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The safety rules are "All guns are assumed loaded" and "Always point the barrel at the floor". If he didn't follow those rules... Negligent homicide, I think would be the charge.
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Oct 24, 2014 12:09
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Was the baby black? If so, he grabbed the gun.
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Oct 24, 2014 12:10
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First rule of shooting babies: leave no witnesses applies pretty well to black teenagers too
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No. 6 posted:Seriously this sucks a bit. I mean a perfectly good baby is wasted. This isn't as funny as the moron who got shot in the face with an Uzi by a 9 year old girl. "Perfectly good?" Think about who this kid got his genes from.
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Oberleutnant posted:Can u imagine trying to explain this to your wife? "yeah honey i accidentally shot our baby in the face" There is a divorce in this man's future. Or the wife will decide her gun needs cleaning...
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zimboe posted:The safety rules are "All guns are assumed loaded" and "Always point the barrel at the floor". What if the baby was on the floor? drat rules...
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