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Post horse dicks
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:11 |
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Pick posted:Some horses need dental care or they develop fangs. would
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:11 |
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VendaGoat posted:but why would you want to? it'll get smelly or infected otherwise. google "horse infected penis" to see the issue
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:11 |
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Pick posted:it'll get smelly or infected otherwise. google "horse infected penis" to see the issue that wasn't my question
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:12 |
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Pick posted:Sometimes you have to clean the horse's dick if you own a horse. but not with your mouth, you can use normal stuff like a sponge Cram a garden hose in his sheath
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:15 |
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Moola posted:I would like to hear more about this book well the book itself is in a series, it has wacky stories about a school that was built all vertically instead of side by side rooms (lol) but the main point is that the cover had a sticker (sadly now gone) that said it glowed like it said "GLOWS IN THE DARK!!" and it was kind of green and raised off the paper book cover I charged it for AT LEAST two hours under a lamp the first time, would have been more but I wanted to see, then I took it under the covers with the lights off and blinds closed and door closed but nothing.. it was pitch black but no glow at all so like 20 years later (a few days ago) i put it on the porch for the ENTIRE day and then took it into the closet and closed the door at night and nope, nothing.. I don't think it has the fluerosescent chemical at all in it I think it would be too much to assume that every kid got screwed over , I bet the nozzle or whatever that deposits the chemical was just empty, the real person at fault is the inspector who let it pass and go to market with the glows sticker on it they should have sold it at a discounted price imo, with a note that said 'faulty: does not glow in dark' instead of the regular sticker. the other books in the series don't have any sticker at all and don't look like they should glow, and they are the sequels so maybe they had a problem with the machine on a number of copies so they abandoned it with the later books
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:17 |
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I only see horses as big dogs and don't know how to act around them. I Mostly just yell at them, never breaking eye contact, running away when their body language appears hostile or threatening. My father always said "never trust an animal that comes with its own chair" but I feel my apprehension is more primal. I rarely consider the chair advice.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:19 |
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a horse is never mentioned in the wayside stories books, i feel we should keep this in mind as we post
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:22 |
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Cullen Bojangles posted:I only see horses as big dogs and don't know how to act around them. I Mostly just yell at them, never breaking eye contact, running away when their body language appears hostile or threatening. Most animals regard sustained eye contact as threatening behavior.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:22 |
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Cullen Bojangles posted:I only see horses as big dogs and don't know how to act around them. I Mostly just yell at them, never breaking eye contact, running away when their body language appears hostile or threatening. literally all of this is exactly wrong
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:25 |
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horses are just bigger faster sloths
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:31 |
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What if a horse tries to kiss me? It's mouth is so big? Where would I even start? Just kinda sucking on the tongue? Anyone here ever smooch a horse?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:32 |
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Pick posted:Some horses need dental care or they develop fangs.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:34 |
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no but seriously i helped butcher and eat a retarded cow, it was only $80
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:35 |
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Cullen Bojangles posted:What if a horse tries to kiss me? It's mouth is so big? Where would I even start? Just kinda sucking on the tongue? I've never kissed my horse but I often have dreams where he comes to me in the form of a human man and we make love for hours and when I wake up from my dream the next day I am too sore to walk.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:36 |
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ok im reporting anyone who doesn't at least TRY to relate their post to books
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:37 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I've never kissed my horse but I often have dreams where he comes to me in the form of a human man and we make love for hours and when I wake up from my dream the next day I am too sore to walk. same
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:38 |
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Was there ever a horse Animorphs? I bet that one wasn't very good. Even if you could turn into a horse, you would still need one of your friends to work the controls and drive you.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:43 |
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Cullen Bojangles posted:What if a horse tries to kiss me? It's mouth is so big? Where would I even start? Just kinda sucking on the tongue? everyone who has ever worked with a nice horse has kissed it
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:44 |
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Pick posted:everyone who has ever worked with a nice horse has kissed it Are there any sultry, mean horses who kiss? I'm afraid of horses that want to use me for my good kissing and my knowledge of their controls.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 03:47 |
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horses are nice
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 04:01 |
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Remember when that horse broke his leg at the derby, and people sent it earnest get well cards till the owners had jacked it off enough to put it down?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 04:03 |
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that's why all the weird/fat girls were on equestrian in high school. nice studs? sign me up
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 04:03 |
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some broken horselegs are fatal, not all. some horses have prosthetic legs.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 04:15 |
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Can you glue a broken horse back together? Are horse made of glue? I've been led to believe that this is a fact.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 04:20 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I've never kissed my horse but I often have dreams where he comes to me in the form of a human man and we make love for hours and when I wake up from my dream the next day I am too sore to walk. This is actually Zeus disguising himself as your horse and trying to impregnate you.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 04:23 |
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The horse I learned to ride on was a retired racehorse. He was lazy
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 04:24 |
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I used to bring him apples from the dining hall
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 04:24 |
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If you can give me three reasons why people that own or ride horses are redeemable in any way I promise I won't eat nothing but horse meat when I visit Italy.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 04:27 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:If you can give me three reasons why people that own or ride horses are redeemable in any way I promise I won't eat nothing but horse meat when I visit Italy. You can train them to kick someone's head off on command
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 04:28 |
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They will eat apples
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Pick posted:Some horses need dental care or they develop fangs. this is proof that horses sometimes go evil and secretly love to eat human flesh i tried to find more evidence thru google (this is a real known fact that some horses become carnivores and eat people) but it turns out horses are apparently prone to getting gruseome wounds that become flesh eating virus infected and they just walk around with their skulls out and poo poo like that. what the gently caress kind of animal does that!? very disturbing horses are toteally hosed up i think they're actually evil beings now. They act like they are a friend to mankind but they're bad, real bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 04:29 |
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what is that lewis black joke about a horse.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 04:31 |
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Al Borland posted:This is actually Zeus disguising himself as your horse and trying to impregnate you.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 04:34 |
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:They will eat apples EXTREME INSERTION posted:You can train them to kick someone's head off on command That's two and those are qualities that the HORSES have. smh
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 04:35 |
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too easy?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 04:42 |
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Horses are loving dangerous. Serial killer horses are a thing. You know horses that will pretend to be all nice and let you ride them then kill you for fun? Those are real. They do it to children. It's real. If you're going to use horses on your property you better like horses a lot or employ someone who does.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 04:47 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:That's two and those are qualities that the HORSES have. smh I got distracted.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 05:04 |
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You can brush the horses
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 05:04 |
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Ponies are kind of mean IMO :/
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