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facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Come on, does anyone actually like Elvis? Half of his career was total crap and his last like two years were so loving clowny even Nixon couldn't take him seriously.

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Some of it was okay.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

90% of his career is crap because the colonel didn't give a poo poo about quality as long as it made money.

The remaining 10% is purestrain gold, though.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


sun records stuff is good, rest is trash

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
He was in some terrible movies.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I always thought the movies were the death of him, but that may have been when he went to war or whatever he did.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
He was in the army and that fueled a part of his movie career, which killed his music career

HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!
Elvis was 99.9% charisma. Say what you want about the man, but Elvis could make people think a 300 lb man wiping his profusely sweating brow with a silk scarf was one of the coolest things they'd ever seen.

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

He's okay I guess but I don't like his fans. Beatles people are okay.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
people had gay panics over elvis. a guy shaking his hips like that, and those lips... uh, hes a fag. not like me. who is not.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
You suck, op.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
There's only One True Elvis, and it ain't that peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich eating gently caress.

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BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

sun records stuff is good, rest is trash

in the ghetto bitch

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
Elvis basically said yes to any movie if it was being shot at a place he wanted to go on vacation at, and he was paid pretty well for it. So basically the king rules

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Elvis The Pelvis...his momma was a stripper and he learned the sexy gyrations watching her work.
then he died

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
At least he died in a humorous way

SD87
Jun 7, 2011
No one gives a gently caress about elvis you stupid old gently caress

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
graceland's awesome b/c almost everoyne there treats it like the vatican and look more or less exactly like what youd think really intense elvis fans look like

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

SD87 posted:

No one gives a gently caress about elvis you stupid old gently caress

Banana and peanut butter sandwiches was a favorite of Elvis'

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
He died taking a poo poo haha what a fucken noob

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

I like "Return to Sender"

NiceGuy posted:

There's only One True Elvis, and it ain't that peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich eating gently caress.



HELL YEAH

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Stick to the first box set and frankly it all rules. Leave the rest for when you develop the taste. It isn't crucial. That first 50s box rules top to bottom though, son.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Elvis died because he was so fat he needed drugs to cope.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Justin Godscock posted:

Elvis died because he was so fat he needed drugs to cope.

It was worth it for Clambake

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!
Elvis was a hero to most.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Posting in this thread to remind op he is a bad no taste garbage person

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
you loving sucked

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
j/k you still do

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

paranoid randroid posted:

graceland's awesome b/c almost everoyne there treats it like the vatican and look more or less exactly like what youd think really intense elvis fans look like

I'm glad that you got your avatar back

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simple
Apr 11, 2007
This is everything I know about Elvis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaD5mAC3P2s

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