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Samadhi
May 13, 2001

When did we get our own TFF Warren Commission

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

gently caress I just stubbed my toe running back from a meeting to check out where this thread's going, and the H/R lady saw me stumbling in pain. Now I can't work again until I clear a concussion test. There goes my afternoon.

The concussion test is for your posts, actually.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

must have CTE to post in TFF

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Tremendous Taste posted:

must have CTE to post in TFF

wait

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Tremendous Taste posted:

must have CTE to post in TFF

I'm probably good!

.....



:(

Judd Crandall
Jan 23, 2005

Bust a move all over your face!

MourningView posted:

I'm probably good!

.....



:(

Nah, you are good. You just have a stinger. I can tell because I've had hemorrhoids several hundred times. CHILL THE gently caress OUT GOD

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Even with all of our concern here about concussions, I was playing pickup basketball and got hit hard in the head and was embarrassed to ask my own friends for a few minutes to see how I felt. It's really hard to acknowledge head injuries.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

MourningView posted:

He threw a bunch of times in that game!

Had no zip. Myth status confirmed.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
My favorite part of Earthly Ape Unit not being able to stop was when he rallied against e-doctor diagnosing because no one here is a doctor

then he argued with Swickles

who is an actual doctor


Anyway that Chargers player was treated for a stinger but after collapsing once and then walking around like he has a seizure he never should have stayed in the game to begin with. It's hard to see either of those hit reactions and think "Yeah, this guy should still be in the game" regardless of what the injury ends up being.

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Oct 24, 2014

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Febreeze posted:

My favorite part of Earthly Ape Unit not being able to stop was when he rallied against e-doctor diagnosing because no one here is a doctor

then he argued with Swickles

who is an actual doctor


:allears: beautiful

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Alouicious posted:

"I give a hot gay gently caress what congress says, legalize weed now dude!" Goku said before slamming down the phone

God drat this post is beautiful

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

African AIDS cum posted:

Had no zip. Myth status confirmed.

I think you'll find that the zip was 07073, actually.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

African AIDS cum posted:

Had no zip. Myth status confirmed.

That may be true but it certainly had a long of pop, bam, and a little yowza

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


waah posted:

God drat this post is beautiful

President Goku owns

Dr Tran
Dec 17, 2002

HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!

Ramadu posted:

President Goku owns



5'd

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

This thread just informed me of fanfictionimg and I am infintely grateful

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

MourningView posted:

I'm probably good!

.....



:(

I'd prefer a mod who didn't see things in black and white. :colbert:

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

MourningView posted:

I'm probably good!

.....



:(

Follow The Light

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Follow the fleshlight

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Ramadu posted:

President Goku owns



goku/snoop dogg 2014

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Tremendous Taste posted:

must have CTE to post in TFF

Eh, I only had 4 concussions in high school

oh gently caress

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

I never got a concussion in PE class :smug:

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Nail Rat posted:

It's still one of my favorite things about the stadium how it gets so loud on defense and everyone shuts the hell up on offense. Every time I bring someone new there, they agree there's no other place like that.

That's because it's quiet 100% of the time but they just pump in stadium noise through the speakers when they're on defense.

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Borsche69 posted:

That's because it's quiet 100% of the time but they just pump in stadium noise through the speakers when they're on defense.

I already made this joke.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Oh of course.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000416814/article/chargers-jahleel-addae-diagnosed-with-concussion

@AroundTheNFL
Chargers announce Jahleel Addae diagnosed with concussion

quote:

Asked if he saw the hits Addae absorbed against Denver, McCoy said: "I watched the film about three times. And I was at the game. I was watching the game. I was there. I was watching it."

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ozu posted:

Oh of course.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000416814/article/chargers-jahleel-addae-diagnosed-with-concussion

@AroundTheNFL
Chargers announce Jahleel Addae diagnosed with concussion

oh well everything's a-ok now

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ozu posted:

Oh of course.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000416814/article/chargers-jahleel-addae-diagnosed-with-concussion

@AroundTheNFL
Chargers announce Jahleel Addae diagnosed with concussion

He probably got concussed walking yo the training room to deal with his stinger :jerkbag:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ozu posted:

Oh of course.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000416814/article/chargers-jahleel-addae-diagnosed-with-concussion

@AroundTheNFL
Chargers announce Jahleel Addae diagnosed with concussion

Wait wait wait, did McCoy get a concussion or Addae?

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Hell, I remember in a game in 10th grade, I was THROWN the gently caress out of bounds by that big ugly fucker they had at SS at PB Dollarway. Dude was too loving fast for how big he was. If it wasn't for him I'd have had a TD on that play. I'd gotten to the sideline and I didn't even loving see him coming. Suddenly my 175 pound body is flying into the bench and hit it head first. This was 1993 and I don't remember anything that happened between that hit and when I went back in to play in the 4th quarter. I didn't even remember it the next day. It happened in the 2nd quarter and I don't think there's any time that I remembered what happened or what Coach G. or Coach S. said during halftime. I sat out for about 18 minutes of game time plus halftime then went back in because we were down by 10. We still lost.

I'm really glad football is paying at least some sort of attention to this kind of poo poo now because I know for drat sure we didn't 20 years ago. My brain was a mess after that play and it wasn't even the only time.

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Oct 25, 2014

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
you are a warrior

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Pron on VHS posted:

you are a warrior

His massive brick breaking fingers are barely capable of the dainty motion of typing.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Ozu posted:

Oh of course.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000416814/article/chargers-jahleel-addae-diagnosed-with-concussion

@AroundTheNFL
Chargers announce Jahleel Addae diagnosed with concussion

Paging earthly ape unit

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

Here is a tip when considering posting about your high school football career: Don't.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

beejay posted:

Here is a tip when considering posting about your high school football career: Don't.

I trucked a guy once :black101:

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Chichevache posted:

I trucked a guy once :black101:

Well I don't consider your real doll a person but I heard there are groups that do so maybe you did

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

One time I played football in the snow and I broke two fingers. I never got then properly set and now I have two crooked fingers.

Thanks for listening.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

ZenVulgarity posted:

Well I don't consider your real doll a person but I heard there are groups that do so maybe you did

Well if you count my real doll then I cucked a guy once too.

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
This is cool

http://media02.nfl.info/NFL/Media/2014/Video9/Officiating_Media_Video_10-24-14.mp4

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
cool story bro

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I went to football practice on the first day but all the coaches were really mean and yelled a lot so I left like one hour in. I ended up doing cross country because those guys were super chill. I hope you enjoyed my football story.

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