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Fenrir posted:Hell, I remember in a game in 10th grade, I was THROWN the gently caress out of bounds by that big ugly fucker they had at SS at PB Dollarway. Dude was too loving fast for how big he was. If it wasn't for him I'd have had a TD on that play. I'd gotten to the sideline and I didn't even loving see him coming. Suddenly my 175 pound body is flying into the bench and hit it head first. This was 1993 and I don't remember anything that happened between that hit and when I went back in to play in the 4th quarter. I didn't even remember it the next day. It happened in the 2nd quarter and I don't think there's any time that I remembered what happened or what Coach G. or Coach S. said during halftime. I sat out for about 18 minutes of game time plus halftime then went back in because we were down by 10. We still lost. Bit of writing critique here, you use the personal pronoun way too much (ideal should be zero times) and Raymond Carver is rolling over in his grave
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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:cool story bro This but unironically.
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Fenrir posted:Hell, I remember in a game in 10th grade, I was THROWN the gently caress out of bounds by that big ugly fucker they had at SS at PB Dollarway. Dude was too loving fast for how big he was. If it wasn't for him I'd have had a TD on that play. I'd gotten to the sideline and I didn't even loving see him coming. Suddenly my 175 pound body is flying into the bench and hit it head first. This was 1993 and I don't remember anything that happened between that hit and when I went back in to play in the 4th quarter. I didn't even remember it the next day. It happened in the 2nd quarter and I don't think there's any time that I remembered what happened or what Coach G. or Coach S. said during halftime. I sat out for about 18 minutes of game time plus halftime then went back in because we were down by 10. We still lost. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p30QHbD8018
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Oct 25, 2014 22:19
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One time when I playing flag football, I juked a bunch of fools and scored a touchdown. It was rad. I'm rad.
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Oct 25, 2014 22:22
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Alright lets make a thread listing everyone who played football in high school and we can figure out whose opinions on football are legit or not I protected my QBs blind side 
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one time in pop warner i was on the line on the punt return team and off the snap for some reason got quadrupled teamed and blown the gently caress up by four fat gently caress 10 year olds we blocked the punt and scored a td (because 4 dudes decided to block me, you see) and my entire team was celebrating in the end zone, except me. i dont even get it i was a really really lovely defensive lineman but then i switched to RG and was good and played a little in hs. that's my football story.
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Oct 25, 2014 23:45
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I played basketball in middle school. And sprained my ankle. In my therefore informed opinion, concussions are bad.
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Oct 25, 2014 23:47
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One time I was loving around before a game of pickup basketball and threw a football through the hoop
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My older brother played O-line and when some ghetto white kid took money from me and punched me, my brother and the rest of the starting O line kicked his rear end and got my money back. I was a dork back then but then I found Something Awful and learned to be cool and confident, plus my katana keeps enemies at bay.
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Intruder posted:One time I was loving around before a game of pickup basketball and threw a football through the hoop Did you gently caress around and get a triple double. Man, that would be a good day
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blue squares posted:My older brother played O-line and when some ghetto white kid took money from me and punched me, my brother and the rest of the starting O line kicked his rear end and got my money back. I was a dork back then but then I found Something Awful and learned to be cool and confident, plus my katana keeps enemies at bay. same
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blue squares posted:Did you gently caress around and get a triple double. Man, that would be a good day You make me want to use my AK.
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I was on the D-line for my fifth grade team. I was also less than seventy pounds. I didn't want to end up on my rear end every play so I scooted over and I ran around the O-linemen. I officially registered three (3) tackles and more than a few QB rushes, though, so that was braggable!
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Oct 26, 2014 00:26
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I'm worried about Wheez
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I wrestled in high school. Then I graduated high school, gained 20 lbs, and became a person of normal weight for my height.
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Petite Dinklage posted:I'm worried about Wheez Sounds like an average Saturday night for him to me.
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Petite Dinklage posted:I'm worried about Wheez Couglyfe.txt   
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Petite Dinklage posted:I'm worried about Wheez Cougin it
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Petite Dinklage posted:I'm worried about Wheez I feel like texting Wheez is amazing
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Chichevache, he bequeathed you his first edition copy of Leather Daddies
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Petite Dinklage posted:I'm worried about Wheez I mean, Wazzu really didn't have that much of a chance against the Wildcats.
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Petite Dinklage posted:Chichevache, he bequeathed you his first edition copy of Leather Daddies Oh wow! His whole collection of Hindu fetish magazines. 
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Oct 26, 2014 05:58
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What do I get?
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swickles posted:What do I get? dick literally
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I was at the urgent care center today and a HS football player came in with a broken arm, followed by someone from the other team with a broken collar bone, and then a cheerleader came in with a hosed up ankle. Football. Not even once.
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They all had stingers actually
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It's not a concussion until there's a fencing response.
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"concussion" is shorthand for "pussy" imo, leach had the right idea
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football fuckerman posted:They all had stingers actually 
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did you really spend time making this
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Ken Hamlin was loving amazing til he got beat nearly to death with a stop sign
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You forgot this stinger
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Intruder posted:You forgot this stinger You bastard
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Tremendous Taste posted:did you really spend time making this Sorry but that picture owns
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Sorry but that picture owns It is also not that complicated a picture so I doubt Swickles had to spend time making it. It does indeed own, however.
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Mike Smith is so fired
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Lions get a delay of game penalty with 4 seconds left. Isn't there some kind of 10 second run off?
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First the saints game now this. I love being on the good side of bullshit.
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That WR screen on 3rd and 10 in a run out the clock/kick field goal scenario was an absolutely criminal call
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