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They like pointing out black people the same way a driver would point out a cop car on the freeway.
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Oct 24, 2014 15:07
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post on internet forums
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Oct 24, 2014 15:13
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actually read spam mail. actually click the fuckin links in spam mail. ask you to come over and fix their computers. do the same poo poo again every couple months.
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Oct 24, 2014 17:06
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sleep on the couch because a homeless man invited himself in and is sleeping in your bed for like a week
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Oct 24, 2014 17:07
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that's a irl true to life story about my old neighbor
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Oct 24, 2014 17:08
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Oct 24, 2014 17:10
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Leave their fake boob somewhere in the apartment even when you have guests over DAMMIT GRANDMA
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Oct 24, 2014 17:11
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Fall over and have their extremities gnawed off by their pets.
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Oct 24, 2014 17:11
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Sweet Tea posted:my grandmother told me this story once. it was the 1950s she was giving birth to my uncle and was on a lot of painkillers. she always gets extremely insane on painkillers but this was before we realized that. Soo....what is an orgasm? You forgot to finish your story.
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serious norman posted:Soo....what is an orgasm? You forgot to finish your story. ahahah, oh man, now i know you're joking, but just the thought, of someone posting on this board and NOT knowing what an orgasm is oh man, you owe me a new keyboard sir
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Oct 24, 2014 17:15
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shoot their relatives with the gun they shouldn't have cause they're old and don't recognize that their nephew just came over with dinner and is warming it up for them in the kitchen. fuckin Uncle Junior
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Oct 24, 2014 17:17
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Hanging an onion from their belt.
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Oct 24, 2014 17:52
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I always hate at work, when i have to deal with one of those old people who speak english, but don't seem to have any grasp of modern english and it's like dealing with an immigrant just off the boat.
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Oct 24, 2014 18:23
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my driving instructor a few years ago was in his 70s. every driving lesson he played Abba and occasionally he would take off his socks (never wore shoes in the car) and clip his toe nails. a couple of times i almost got toe shrapnel in my eye
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Oct 24, 2014 18:49
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They like to to take a poo poo, wipe their rear end, then walk around with a big stream of toilet paper coming out of their pants like its some sort of wedding dress tail. Think they're so loving cool when they do this too, the loving assholes.
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Oct 24, 2014 18:56
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horde all the loving jobs and gently caress the entire world and economy.
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Oct 24, 2014 18:56
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Motherfucker posted:horde all the loving jobs and gently caress the entire world and economy. lol abloo bloo I can't live a middle class lifestyle pressing a button in a factory anymore gently caress the olds!!
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Oct 24, 2014 18:59
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what the gently caress is ribbon candy and why won't old people stop talking about it?!
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Oct 24, 2014 18:59
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Plafop posted:lol abloo bloo I can't live a middle class lifestyle pressing a button in a factory anymore gently caress the olds!! I forget some goons are old people. Please die asap tia
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Oct 24, 2014 19:00
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Motherfucker posted:I forget some goons are old people. Please learn useful skills if you want goodies, tia.
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Oct 24, 2014 19:02
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crawl under porches and won't get out until you put a sock on a broom handle, light it on fire and shove it under there.
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Oct 24, 2014 19:03
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well, I imagine that's what I'll do when I get old.
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Oct 24, 2014 19:04
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Plafop posted:Please learn useful skills if you want goodies, tia. I have one useful skill that is breaking your brittle bones you old fart!! I can't really do this over the internet though.
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Oct 24, 2014 19:05
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A lot of old people phantom chew. In other words, they look and sound like they're chewing gum or something but there's nothing in there.
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Oct 24, 2014 19:07
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Psychotron posted:A lot of old people phantom chew. In other words, they look and sound like they're chewing gum or something but there's nothing in there. moving their dentures around or making sure they are in place.
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Oct 24, 2014 19:07
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EllisD posted:bitch about the bad manners of the younger generations I'm 43 and I play a game or two of League of Legends every night after everyone is in bed and the house is quiet. After the game in the post-game window, if there was a turd on the team, I will see how long I can lecture that person on manners before he closes the window. Sometimes it goes on quite a while before they realize they aren't going to win. Sometimes I will spend 10 minutes explaining how nobody wants to play with someone who continually derides them, and how it hurts the team as a whole, and no one is suddenly going to learn how to play better because they are cursed at, while they cuss and call me a human being. Kind of killing the trolls with kindness. And I delay them joining the next game for a while. You're welcome. Also I don't like kids using my lawn as a path between blocks because they always litter their Monster Energy cans and I have to pick them up before I mow.
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Oct 24, 2014 19:21
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Date people 20-30 years their junior.
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Oct 24, 2014 20:08
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Oct 24, 2014 20:11
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save all bags, boxes, and 'reusable' food containers they get. also, have a lot of really old food in their freezers.
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Oct 24, 2014 20:56
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cut out their old organs and replace them with good ones from dead younger people so they can get ten more years of being old.
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Oct 24, 2014 21:16
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Michael Corleone posted:save all bags, boxes, and 'reusable' food containers they get. Thats just being frugal. 
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Oct 24, 2014 22:02
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Oct 24, 2014 22:03
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psyopmonkey posted:Thats just being frugal. I tend to agree and I am embarrassed to say I save a lot of poo poo like that.
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Phaxtor posted:I tend to agree and I am embarrassed to say I save a lot of poo poo like that. I have a small box full of the plastic bags from the produce section. I dry them out and then use them like saran wrap. I dont like it when old people vote. If youre gonna die in 10 years why do you get to decide whats gonna happen for the next 50?
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Oct 24, 2014 22:06
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Oct 24, 2014 22:08
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My dad enjoys going on Amazon and browsing the best seller lists because "I like seeing what other people buy sometimes."
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psyopmonkey posted:I have a small box full of the plastic bags from the produce section. I dry them out and then use them like saran wrap. I never thought about using the produce bags... I may start keeping them for marinating and mixing spices with <insert food before its cooked here>. I do re-use a lot of jars and containers for various cooking and household things.
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Phaxtor posted:I never thought about using the produce bags... I may start keeping them for marinating and mixing spices with <insert food before its cooked here>. I do re-use a lot of jars and containers for various cooking and household things. Ciabani Yogurt containers are amazing mise en place dishes. Barracks Protip!: If youre super lazy you can use the produce bags to line a plate or bowl for a zero cleanup meal.
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Cthulu Carl posted:My dad enjoys going on Amazon and browsing the best seller lists because "I like seeing what other people buy sometimes." http://www.goodreads.com/boo...
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