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i used to be good friends with this dude but then we drifted apart. i still have him on fb. unfortunately he is totally into USANA and is pitching their products non-stop with weird cult friends commenting and being like 'good job!' 'first step to success' and other bs like that. even the wiki page for USANA says that their products are just the same as lower-branded stuff. what do you do when your friend's into mlm and you're totally not??
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 08:55 |
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Buff Baby posted:what do you do when your friend's into mlm and you're totally not?? sever.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 08:56 |
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take htem into the woods and beat it out of em
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 08:56 |
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should i take him into the woods and then sever for best results?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 08:57 |
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Buff Baby posted:should i take him into the woods and then sever for best results? Anal rape is always an option, Whatever feels best.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:05 |
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You're just jealous of all the sweet money your friend is going to be bringing in.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:22 |
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kill and eat the friend
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:29 |
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MLM?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:30 |
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What?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:30 |
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Jobs are for poors.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:34 |
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Butthead posted:Jobs are for poors. Same Im gay
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:36 |
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you're a fuckin loser op, your friend sounds like my kinda guy
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:37 |
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mercy kill too dumb to live
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:41 |
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Buff Baby posted:should i take him into the woods and then sever for best results? Sounds like you already knew the answer. Next time don't waste valuable goon time please and thank you
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:55 |
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I don't have friends that have been sucked in by an MLM because 1. I wouldn't have any dumbass friends that are gullible enough to fall for an MLM scam, and 2. I don't have any friends
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Lol, I have a friend who bought an OUYA, and joined an MLM called WakeUpNow Me and some dude trolled the poo poo out of him and he seems to have given up trying to sell it to his facebook friends because he realized it doesn't work and he arrived in the pyramid (sorry, marketing scheme) too late
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 10:07 |
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What's OUYA?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 10:26 |
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probably some new military vehicle
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 10:36 |
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not surprising a lot of these MLMs are based in Utah and have religious undertones.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 10:38 |
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wow making GBS threads on USANA op? maybe if you werent a closed minded little pissant this wouldnt be an issue
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 10:38 |
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spooky girlfriend posted:What's OUYA? It's the linux of consoles. A small % of gamers will preach that it's the second coming of Christ, every other gamer will ignore it. It will fizzle out and people will remember it like the Atari Jaguar.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 10:46 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Im gay too bad you didnt realize that before buying the Discovery Channel Grow Titties At Home funkit for kids
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 10:47 |
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kill the friend. as a bonus, slenderman might let you be a proxy
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 10:59 |
spooky girlfriend posted:What's OUYA? A bomb.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:05 |
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Noyemi K posted:The bomb. it's really good everyone buy one
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:09 |
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:it's really good everyone buy one do they still make them
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:10 |
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i saw one at gamestop and it was still 100 bucks
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:11 |
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men who lick men
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:25 |
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Cubone posted:men who lick men Seems harmless enough. Carry on op.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:34 |
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are you really okay if a random man came and licked you like think about it you don't know where his tongues been man
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:35 |
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Is this one of the vitamin or health product MLMs? Those are the best. They'll do "experiments" and post the results on Facebook. And then their MLM partners will comment and say things like "I did an experiment too and found the same!". And the experiment is actually something they say to do in the manual, and it's basically mixing the product into water and seeing if it dissolves or not.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:37 |
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Buff Baby posted:i used to be good friends with this dude but then we drifted apart. i still have him on fb. unfortunately he is totally into USANA and is pitching their products non-stop with weird cult friends commenting and being like 'good job!' 'first step to success' and other bs like that. even the wiki page for USANA says that their products are just the same as lower-branded stuff. Yeah, its a real shame theres some turd-guy you once knew but you drifted away from on your Facebook and you just havent bothered to Un-friend them. What crisis.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:46 |
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he wasn't always a turd guy... hopefully when i take him into the woods it will make him a cool guy again!
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:49 |
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Have his other non-stupid friends band together and all tell him what a loving scam it is. Then give him an application to IHOP or something. Jesus.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:55 |
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Buff Baby posted:are you really okay if a random man came and licked you i thought it was a consensual thing. like a club. like NASA.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 11:57 |
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my old roomate dropped out of community college and then dropped out of regular college and then got a dui and now he works for his dad and sells amway on the side lmfao e:lol Miltank fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Oct 24, 2014 |
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an adult beverage posted:not surprising a lot of these MLMs are based in Utah and have religious undertones. amway basically owns grand rapids, mi but i was glad to see they had a bar there called "the pyramid scheme" so there are at least some clever ppl there
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 13:00 |
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drop him a message and find out if he has better thread ideas than you op
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 13:08 |
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tell him you work for a company who is interested in buying tens of thousands of dollars worth of product from him. after making him jump through insane hoops for your amusement, fake an email from the company to him to bring all the product to the foyer of the company and you'll be there with a big cheque for him. then don't show up and block him. since the point of mlm is to gently caress people specifically though making them overstock he will not be able to return all the poo poo and he'll go bankrupt, which will either solve all his problems or make his old problems pale in comparison, and either way he'll be out and you'll never have to deal with him again.
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my old boss was a Herbalife dude and it was hilarious
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