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Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

Izumi Konata posted:

there is a real commodity being overlooked in this whole decryption process i believe is being concealed. what is the blockchain, what is being decrypted, and why is every explanation veiled in ignorance or insincerity? i have a hunch the whole concept has darker connotations. it reeks of game theory.

the blockchain is a list of lottery ticket winners and nothing is being decrypted, a million monkeys are banging on a million typewriters until they produce mlp fanfictions.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice



bitcoin phrenology

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Shifty Pony posted:

what dumbass in any place where it gets cold cold for more than a week or so is heating with electric anyway?

5.4¢ per kw/h, way loving cheaper

though i do prefer heating via hot water distribution, it doesn't dry up the air, but most places i've seen over here have a really anaemic system and it sucks

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Buttcoin purse posted:

Fixed typo for you.

is it a bad thing that my mostly work phone opted to autocorrect with poo poo instead of shut?

rim :argh:

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

wanna compress dat sidechain

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

disruptive

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

ayn rand hand job posted:

it's better than his old one



we meet again, old friend

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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can someone explain to me how a sidechain is different from an altcoin running in parallel w/ bitcoin over the same sha256 miners like namecoin?

i mean apart from buzzwords

tia

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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rationalactors.txt

How many people are holding still from $700+? (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 8 hours ago by btc4me1
Anyone? Bitcoin has hands down been the worst investment I have ever made. Granted I only put in $5k so it is not even remotely the end of the world. Average price per btc was $700

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[–]ztsmart 9 points 3 hours ago
I stand with you. If we are right our wealth will rival that of the oil barons of the late 1800s

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[–]kiisfm 3 points 2 hours ago
I am happy to hodl no matter the price

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[–]iasudhf 25 points 5 hours ago
The people who understood what they were buying into, and why, who understood how Bitcoin has a serious chance of changing the world, are still holding (and buying/spending too).
I've been buying bitcoins for a while, have bought at both below and above the price you quote of $700.
If you bought in early this year expecting to go to the moon in 6 months and are now quitting cos it didn't happen I think you need to re-evaluate Bitcoin.
Bitcoin still has the potential to go to the moon price wise - and change the world for the better in various ways too - but don't expect this to happen ultra short-term. You need to think further ahead than that.

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[–]leakypat 10 points 7 hours ago
i bought 5k at around 630 and don't think i ever will sell

[–]bitemperor 6 points 5 hours ago
I also bought at around 630...

[–]13-23 3 points 18 minutes ago
Buy in again now to lower your average buy in price.

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[–]time_dj 20 points 7 hours ago
Thats not holding .. You got a vulkan death grip going on! ahaha
I got a lil spok in me myself..

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[–]ciscofrisco 8 points 2 hours ago
Yeah I got about 15000 worth at 594 I'm 25 have a great job no debt. Why not take a lil risk.

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[–]tom_buzz 8 points 5 hours ago*
I bought some at £11, sold at about £100 (badly needed the cash, the major price rises of a year ago started the next day... gently caress). My current holdings have an average buy price of ~£550 (~$880) and I have zero intention of selling.
When I bought them at that inflated price I thought the price could go in either direction over the next year, I had no idea really. One thing I did know is that 1-5 years down the line I'd be right. That's the timescale I'm operating on. gently caress the rollercoaster. The people like me who bought and held bitcoin while it was up last April are still the smart ones. Even more so than the people who've bought in the post-$1200 trough.
If your timescale for the investment was any less than two years, you're a get-rich-quick speculator, not an investor. I'm all about long-term value, not price. My bitcoins are a share in the world's first Decentralised Autonomous Corporation. As long as I have that stake, the medium-term price concerns me little.

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literally quoting the first block of replies almost integrally, it's all terrible

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2k9xcx/how_many_people_are_holding_still_from_700/

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

surebet posted:

I got a lil spok in me myself..

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

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Buy in again now to lower your average buy in price.

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Buy in again now to lower your average buy in price.

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Buy in again now to lower your average buy in price.

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Buy in again now to lower your average buy in price.

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Buy in again now to lower your average buy in price.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

surebet posted:

can someone explain to me how a sidechain is different from an altcoin running in parallel w/ bitcoin over the same sha256 miners like namecoin?

i mean apart from buzzwords

tia

cause I think they're hard-pegged to bitcoin and can't really challenge it for cryptocurrency supremacy since they're all coded on the same blockchain

or something

also it helps get around the 7 tx/s limit by using coins on a sidechain

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
i always love when they drop the whole democratization/transparency/save-the-developing-world/fight-the-fascist-banKKKers shtick and openly admit that bitcoin is really about them getting rich rich rich and nothing else

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

FMguru posted:

i always love when they drop the whole democratization/transparency/save-the-developing-world/fight-the-fascist-banKKKers shtick and openly admit that bitcoin is really about them getting rich rich rich and nothing else

the best thing of all was the "bear whale" crap where it was pretty obvious that a guy was jumping out of the scam and looking for someone else to hold the bag, and despite everyone knowing that they want to sell their bags off to other suckers, they somehow convinced themselves to fall in line and buy the bag off of the original guy

it's like a ponzi scheme where the guy running the scheme notices the investment returns of his marks, and buys into his own scheme hoping to make a few extra bucks

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

ps bitcoin is not a decentralized autonomous corporation, the people who update the protocol are very much centralized

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Ursine Asylum posted:

well now that you said that he's going to ban you instead of probating you three more times just to piss you off

lemme know sham, I can make this happen

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Heresiarch posted:

rotor was just doing his job and i am not bitter

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


Adam Back ‏@adam3us 3h3 hours ago
.@KonradSGraf @aantonop claim non-negligible imperfect substitution only arises in event of failure of a sidechain with time-preference.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Adam Back ‏@adam3us 4h4 hours ago
.@comefrombeyond @aantonop there are ongoing risks to holding bitcoin, losing money due to core defect is a very small risk component...

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

duTrieux. posted:

Adam Back ‏@adam3us 3h3 hours ago
.@KonradSGraf @aantonop claim non-negligible imperfect substitution only arises in event of failure of a sidechain with time-preference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gjHmEUiaxo

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

theflyingexecutive posted:

ps bitcoin is not a decentralized autonomous corporation, the people who update the protocol are very much centralized

what can they even do, any important bitcoin upgrade would require a full consensus and last itme that happened we had a fork :v:

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
how the gently caress do bitcoiners think hoarding bitcoin is going to help it change the world?

like, surely the only way it could even theoretically have an impact on society would be if people were using it for something

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Soricidus posted:

do bitcoiners think
no

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

duTrieux. posted:

Adam Back ‏@adam3us 3h3 hours ago
.@KonradSGraf @aantonop claim non-negligible imperfect substitution only arises in event of failure of a sidechain with time-preference.

bitcoin_ebooks still going strong I see

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Soricidus posted:

how the gently caress do bitcoiners think

they don't :xd:

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Soricidus posted:

how the gently caress do bitcoiners think hoarding bitcoin is going to help it change the world?

like, surely the only way it could even theoretically have an impact on society would be if people were using it for something
they believe the current monetary order is a house of cards that will come crashing down any moment now and that in the rubble people will flock to bitcoin as the replacement currency - and as the holders of that currency, this will make them insanely rich

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

FMguru posted:

they believe the current monetary order is a house of cards that will come crashing down any moment now and that in the rubble people will flock to bitcoin as the replacement currency - and as the holders of that currency, this will make them insanely rich

yeah that's the best part, the insane assumption that if every single currency failed, everyone would come grovelling to a bunch of dorks in control of like 50% of all the money that will ever exist instead of doing literally anything else

like, even if some stupid cryptocurrency was the answer, why would the global economy settle on the one that's being held onto in mass quantities instead of idk creating a new one?

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

Plank Walker posted:

yeah that's the best part, the insane assumption that if every single currency failed, everyone would come grovelling to a bunch of dorks in control of like 50% of all the money that will ever exist instead of doing literally anything else

like, even if some stupid cryptocurrency was the answer, why would the global economy settle on the one that's being held onto in mass quantities instead of idk creating a new one?

you know how i can tell u havent read the whitepaper?

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

FMguru posted:

they believe the current monetary order is a house of cards that will come crashing down any moment now and that in the rubble people will flock to bitcoin as the replacement currency - and as the holders of that currency, this will make them insanely rich

yeah, I get that bit

but they talk like they think hoarding is doing society a favor, not just benefiting thenselves

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Soricidus posted:

but they talk like they think

i know right

its so funny

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Soricidus posted:

how the gently caress do bitcoiners think hoarding bitcoin is going to help it change the world?

like, surely the only way it could even theoretically have an impact on society would be if people were using it for something

while someone, you ideally, is coming up and deploying a killer app for bitcoin, they add value by making sure the supply is artificially restricting the supply of butts

they add value by denying value

it's kind of like diamonds, except diamonds have various intrinsic values features like being associated with long standing cultural norms, having many industrial applications and being pretty to look at

the problem is that anyone actually working on anything bitcoin is either selling dusty strawberries or discovering new and exciting ways to hodl off with your money

Herman Merman
Jul 6, 2008

surebet posted:

can someone explain to me how a sidechain is different from an altcoin running in parallel w/ bitcoin over the same sha256 miners like namecoin?

i mean apart from buzzwords

tia
the most recent incarnation is all about two-way pegging which is a lot less fun than it sounds

a sidechain is an independent blockchain (which may still be merge mined with bitcoin) with its own rules. you can "transfer" butts from the bitcoin chain to the sidechain by rendering them temporarily unspendable, after which the sidechain logic grants you a corresponding amount of its own asset. at some later point you can get your buttcoins back by freezing the sidebutts in a similar fashion, after which a corresponding amount of the frozen bitcoins are freed.

you can in principle link any number of sidechains together in increasingly byzantine ways. the technical details are still murky but undoubtedly this will enable countless new ways of stealing other people's butts. as far as i can tell a linked system of sidechains is only as secure as the least secure chain in the bunch in the sense that once you somehow crack the security on chain A you can also steal all the butts that have been bound to chain A on every other chain


tl;dr
sidechains are going to be a haven for scammers as well as a security nightmare, i can't wait for them to be implemented

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Plank Walker posted:

like, even if some stupid cryptocurrency was the answer, why would the global economy settle on the one that's being held onto in mass quantities instead of idk creating a new one?
because its a matter of settled scientific fact that the first v1.0 version of something is the most perfect and ideal version and all that later versions do is mess things up

so bitcoin as the first cryptocurrency is therefore the best cryptocurrency and will be the one that the masses will adopt

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

FMguru posted:

because its a matter of settled scientific fact that the first v1.0 version of something is the most perfect and ideal version and all that later versions do is mess things up

so bitcoin as the first cryptocurrency is therefore the best cryptocurrency and will be the one that the masses will adopt

no you don't get it, bitcoin will just incorporate any good ideas! decentralization peer-to-peer anti-fragile

people also get super defensive when you suggest changing the confirmation time because OBVIOUSLY 10 minutes is the most correct one. satoshi picked it therefore it's correct

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Herman Merman posted:

freezing the sidebutts

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Jan 10, 2013

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Herman Merman posted:

the most recent incarnation is all about two-way pegging which is a lot less fun than it sounds

a sidechain is an independent blockchain (which may still be merge mined with bitcoin) with its own rules. you can "transfer" butts from the bitcoin chain to the sidechain by rendering them temporarily unspendable, after which the sidechain logic grants you a corresponding amount of its own asset. at some later point you can get your buttcoins back by freezing the sidebutts in a similar fashion, after which a corresponding amount of the frozen bitcoins are freed.

you can in principle link any number of sidechains together in increasingly byzantine ways. the technical details are still murky but undoubtedly this will enable countless new ways of stealing other people's butts. as far as i can tell a linked system of sidechains is only as secure as the least secure chain in the bunch in the sense that once you somehow crack the security on chain A you can also steal all the butts that have been bound to chain A on every other chain


tl;dr
sidechains are going to be a haven for scammers as well as a security nightmare, i can't wait for them to be implemented

but then who holds the inactive pogs on either side of that equation?

please tell me it's something involving dacs or skynet, also lol if they gently caress it up and something gets created in double, because lol either accepting new value has been created out of thin air (versus your parent's basement's electricity) or lol forking the thing to cancel out that and any subsequent transaction

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

surebet posted:

but then who holds the inactive pogs on either side of that equation?

please tell me it's something involving dacs or skynet, also lol if they gently caress it up and something gets created in double, because lol either accepting new value has been created out of thin air (versus your parent's basement's electricity) or lol forking the thing to cancel out that and any subsequent transaction

it looks like you 'lock' coins on chain A by sending them to a special output, and then you can 'create' coins on chain B by proving that you locked them. so nobody holds them, they're completely unusable

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



vOv posted:

they're completely unusable

Not really seeing what's different here.

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wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Boxturret posted:

i know right

its so funny

its like theyre people

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