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http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/national/1-percenter-decries-influx-trick-o-treaters-less-f/nhq8Y/ TL;DR 1% decries that less fortunate people come to his neighborhood to Trick or Treat. Calls it a "Social Service or Charity" I live on a main road and don't get any trick or treaters. If I did though, full size candy bars would be handed out. One day a year, kids go out and walk their asses off for a bunch of sugary treats and fun with friends and family. Then they go home and pay "Parent Tax" as the Adultigarchy picks through their haul and cherry picks the best bits. Honestly, what else could prepare them better for the real world?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:38 |
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Parent tax? If your parents actually stole your Halloween candy I hate to break it to you but you have lovely parents that don't love you.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:39 |
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i hope god gives cancer to all the trick or treaters who ring the doorbell when no lights are on.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:40 |
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wow loving imagine if your parents stole your candy and called it a tax now imagine its the government i am a free man of the land and I support this message!!!
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:41 |
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it's neat to boast about how rich you are and at the same time complain about buying like £5 worth of sweets
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:42 |
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God that is even worse than people bringing their kids to the condo pool, I mean at least they have to go through security to get to the pool. She should call the police on them.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:43 |
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You know on the other hand she could treat this as charity outreach and give out fruit and vegetables so that poor people can learn about proper nutrition and not just get fat on candy.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:45 |
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Three Olives posted:You know on the other hand she could treat this as charity outreach and give out fruit and vegetables so that poor people can learn about proper nutrition and not just get fat on candy. I don't know, I think people have given out apples before and it didn't work so well.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:45 |
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Children are rude and terrible in general and they're even worse on Halloween. If you think children are awesome and amazing then try working at a lower class daycare for like a week. (No, not be a teacher, go work at a daycare in a poor/rich neighorhood. Do it.) I completely understand why trick-or-treating is a dying tradition. I completely understand why Americans hate each others children.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:46 |
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Tsinava posted:i hope god gives cancer to all the trick or treaters
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:46 |
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VendaGoat posted:TL;DR 1% decries that less fortunate people come to his neighborhood to Trick or Treat. Calls it a "GET YOUR loving HANDS OFF MY poo poo IT'S MY poo poo YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY gently caress YOU AND DIE"
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:46 |
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I usually give out canned goods like wax beans or beets
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:47 |
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Tsinava posted:Children are rude and terrible in general and they're even worse on Halloween. If you think children are awesome and amazing then try working at a lower class daycare for like a week. (No, not be a teacher, go work at a daycare in a poor/rich neighorhood. Do it.) i teach at a preschool in a rich as gently caress neighborhood and aside from all the parents talking about how gifted their husky crayon chewing son is its a v cool job and i like it
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:48 |
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Just leave a big candy bowl out with a sign like 'Only take 1!' and then whatever lucky poor kid finds it first can just dump the entire thing in his dollar store plastic bag or whatever the gently caress poors use for trick or treating
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:49 |
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the only thing I give out on halloween is an apathetic sigh.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:50 |
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americans are terrible people and have terrible children because they are terrible people who are terrible at raising children. the stretch between halloween and christmas is the special time of the year when people realize this because it's the moral of an ongoing story called life being screamed into their faces. I call this the Christmas Story Effect because it's perfectly illustrated in the movie: A Christmas Story if you pay any amount of attention to what's going on in that movie.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:50 |
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who goes to rich neighborhoods to trick or treat? you get way more candy if you go to the middle/lower middle class neighborhood since the houses are closer together and people aren't miserable assholes
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:51 |
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Tsinava posted:americans are terrible people and have terrible children because they are terrible people who are terrible at raising children. the stretch between halloween and christmas is the special time of the year when people realize this because it's the moral of an ongoing story called life being screamed into their faces. why are you watching christmas movies at halloween you weirdo
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:51 |
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Business Gorillas posted:who goes to rich neighborhoods to trick or treat? you get way more candy if you go to the middle/lower middle class neighborhood since the houses are closer together and people aren't miserable assholes This man knows his poo poo.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:51 |
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Isn't this was food pantries are for anyways? When the Halloween candy goes on sale I am going to put a few bags and put it in the winter condo food drive bin with all the creamed corn I buy for it I think that evens things out.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:52 |
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Business Gorillas posted:who goes to rich neighborhoods to trick or treat? you get way more candy if you go to the middle/lower middle class neighborhood since the houses are closer together and people aren't miserable assholes
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:52 |
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If DeShawn Shawnarius Lashawn Shawn Sean Shaun wants to trick-or-treat on my block he's more than welcome but he better be wearing a loving costume and say the words
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:52 |
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Business Gorillas posted:who goes to rich neighborhoods to trick or treat? you get way more candy if you go to the middle/lower middle class neighborhood since the houses are closer together and people aren't miserable assholes Yup
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:53 |
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Action Yak Police posted:Parent tax? If your parents actually stole your Halloween candy I hate to break it to you but you have lovely parents that don't love you.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:53 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:i teach at a preschool in a rich as gently caress neighborhood and aside from all the parents talking about how gifted their husky crayon chewing son is its a v cool job and i like it
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:54 |
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:If DeShawn Shawnarius Lashawn Shawn Sean Shaun wants to trick-or-treat on my block he's more than welcome but he better be wearing a loving costume and say the words please dont use my full name on the something awful forums
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:54 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:why are you watching christmas movies at halloween you weirdo The Nightmare Before Christmas is a Halloween movie actually.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:55 |
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One of my friends married a lady who turned into some sort of super-yuppy, complete with complaining about lower-class people moving into their millionaire neighborhood, and being terrified of letting their four year old son go trick or treating, even supervised. A lot of the other Stepford wives felt the same so they came up with a plan. Trick or Trunk. All these rich ladies drive their kids to a parking lot, and then their poor kids get to wander around the parking lot for a bit, taking a bit of candy from each car 'house'. It was the saddest loving thing I ever heard. He told me he put his foot down this year and is taking his son out for trick or treating proper. Good for him. Hometown Slime Queen fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Oct 24, 2014 |
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This is how food charity should work.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:56 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:One of my friends married a lady who turned into some sort of super-yuppy, complete with complaining about lower-class people moving into their millionaire neighborhood, and being terrified of letting their four year old son go trick or treating, even supervised. A lot of the other Stepford wives felt the same so they came up with a plan. lmao just throw a loving party. jesus christ.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:56 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:One of my friends married a lady who turned into some sort of super-yuppy, complete with complaining about lower-class people moving into their millionaire neighborhood, and being terrified of letting their four year old son go trick or treating, even supervised. A lot of the other Stepford wives felt the same so they came up with a plan. whitewomen.txt
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:58 |
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Tsinava posted:it's nice to know that at least the rich children and their parents are relatively well behaved. i used to teach at a poor preschool and the kids were always off the wall in the morning b/c they had lucky charms and vanilla coke for breakfast but here theyre all quiet and dopey in the morning b/c for breakfast they had kale infused muesli and ritalin
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:59 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:One of my friends married a lady who turned into some sort of super-yuppy, complete with complaining about lower-class people moving into their millionaire neighborhood, and being terrified of letting their four year old son go trick or treating, even supervised. A lot of the other Stepford wives felt the same so they came up with a plan. I'm going to find where one of these is happening and show up in a sketchy van with free candy etched in the side.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 20:01 |
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So, if I give out candy on halloween does that count as a donation for tax purposes?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 20:01 |
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seriously what do these white women think is gonna happen to their kids under their direct supervision? is someone gonna just be waiting at the door with a harpoon and just launch it into their kids through the doggy door when they ring the doorbell?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 20:01 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:One of my friends married a lady who turned into some sort of super-yuppy, complete with complaining about lower-class people moving into their millionaire neighborhood, and being terrified of letting their four year old son go trick or treating, even supervised. A lot of the other Stepford wives felt the same so they came up with a plan.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 20:01 |
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If you give candy to poor people they will keep coming back and eventually forget how to forage for themselves and will have to be put down, it's all very sad.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 20:10 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:One of my friends married a lady who turned into some sort of super-yuppy, complete with complaining about lower-class people moving into their millionaire neighborhood, and being terrified of letting their four year old son go trick or treating, even supervised. A lot of the other Stepford wives felt the same so they came up with a plan.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 20:24 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:...but here theyre all quiet and dopey in the morning b/c for breakfast they had kale infused muesli and ritalin Breakfast of loving champions right there. e: Edited out the poor people food.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 21:05 |
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Business Gorillas posted:seriously what do these white women think is gonna happen to their kids under their direct supervision? is someone gonna just be waiting at the door with a harpoon and just launch it into their kids through the doggy door when they ring the doorbell? Think of the children!!!1!!!
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 21:32 |