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Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

you want two chairs? i got two fuckin chairs



and 7 foot ceilings so they are pushing to the MAX

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
7 foot ceilings? u live in a loving 18th century farmhouse?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Uh oh looks like the anty just got upped

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

i dont know about this chair standing business... Im Out before my career is retired by injuries,

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Ruby got Railed posted:

you want two chairs? i got two fuckin chairs



and 7 foot ceilings so they are pushing to the MAX

how do you make lifting chairs look so terrifying?
this is a very specific talent, please make a video of you lifting chairs and edit it like a horror movie, be pretty funny

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

i m quaking in my pants at the thought of ruby... drat It...

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

a hole-y ghost posted:

i dont know about this chair standing business... Im Out before my career is retired by injuries,

Start small and work your way up. For instance in stead of stanind on a chair you could stand on a piece of cardboard . Also take prenatal vitamins they have iron

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Ruby got Railed posted:

you want two chairs? i got two fuckin chairs



and 7 foot ceilings so they are pushing to the MAX

:eyepop: How did your traps feel after that???

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within


solid craftsmanship on this baby

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Do you live in a 1950's era travel agency

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

a starwar betamax posted:

Do you live in a 1950's era travel agency

obvi

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

I dressed up just for the event. :neckbeard:

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

Over There posted:


I dressed up just for the event. :neckbeard:

u totes have that back leg on ur shoulder for support.

pick it up rite or not at. all

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Yeah pussy. Pick it up over your head not lift it onto your shoulder. Did you see my picture? That's a full lift.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Office Commando posted:

u totes have that back leg on ur shoulder for support.

pick it up rite or not at. all

Nuh uh. I was only holding it with my hand. :colbert:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Over There posted:


I dressed up just for the event. :neckbeard:

loving one percenter just doing this as a publicity stunt to show us common men he is one of us

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Yes because my $120 dollars in the bank is more than enough to get me in that percentage. :allears:
I plan to own a condo just like 3o one day.

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

Over There posted:

Nuh uh. I was only holding it with my hand. :colbert:

bullshit nigga no 1%er (ty mr.capps) can lift poo poo one handed u got servants or slaves or whatev

gb2wallst

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Mods???

archerb
Mar 3, 2005
I don't own any chairs... I just lay down on a foam mattress... feeling very othered right now... please be more considerate of others in the future...

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

drat it, in this case, the enemy (the 1%er) of my enemy (the guy who said the n word) has now become my friend, because now I must team up with the 1%er to defeat racism

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within
i'm taking it back haven't you seen clerks2?!

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Office Commando posted:

i'm taking it back haven't you seen clerks2?!

Nice back peddling.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Office Commando posted:

i'm taking it back haven't you seen clerks2?!

hmm

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Office Commando posted:

i'm taking it back haven't you seen clerks2?!
___/

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Over There posted:


I dressed up just for the event. :neckbeard:

can one be too dapper

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

How did decent looking dudes end up in GBS

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Over There posted:


I dressed up just for the event. :neckbeard:

Everyone always calls this a chair on a head, but the correct name is trilby, pisses me off :argh:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Picnic Princess posted:

How did decent looking dudes end up in GBS

All gbs poster are v handsom actually

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
do you have chairs n your house? :hfive:

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001



Any hand chair fans out there? For being plastic, its heavy as hell

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
lets all give him a hand for a job well done haha

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
a handjob?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
also why do you have a surveillance camera on your ceiling

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

a starwar betamax posted:

also why do you have a surveillance camera on your ceiling

so he can watch the people that "want to play a game"

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

a starwar betamax posted:

also why do you have a surveillance camera on your ceiling

because America

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ruby dont you know nsa is using that camera right now. there are potentially hundreds of nsa agents jerking it to your hand antics.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

this ableist poo poo is sickening

some of us don't have arms, y'know?!

and others of us, like me, have enormous asses such that sitting in a chair would be impossible.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

actually its a fake with a 9V battery that makes it blink and look intimidating. havent been robbed yet so it works

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Ryoshi posted:

this ableist poo poo is sickening

some of us don't have arms, y'know?!

and others of us, like me, have enormous asses such that sitting in a chair would be impossible.

lift yo couch. i'm working up the liquid strength to muscle up my ugly green $25 la-Z-boi

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