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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
dat a table it a chair for your dinner!!

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Michael Corleone posted:

Someone should lift 4 loving chairs at once, would really be something imo.



So what'd you do this weekend?

Oh you know, just lifted some chairs and poo poo

Feels good, man

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames


Heavier than they look btw.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Kids you really should be wearing your PPE. After this shot was taken 2 of those chairs became seperated and now i have a brain injuryryryry

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
Cool, on my way to your house to fight you in your weakened state for strongest man on the forums honors.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

I live in the furniture district


You have been warned

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

nice flat handed technique! do you compete?

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
What is the next challenge going to be boss? I really want to get ripped as gently caress! Make the other posters lift chairs, bunch of weaklings in this thread. Lift like a heavy book if you can't manage a chair, tia :)

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

texaholic posted:

All I see is people posting pics of real alpha male poo poo....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Michael Corleone posted:



Heavier than they look btw.

What are those

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

Weights, when you lifted the table I thought we could just lift anything we wanted. Sorry boss, :ohdear:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Michael Corleone posted:

Weights, when you lifted the table I thought we could just lift anything we wanted. Sorry boss, :ohdear:

Oh no weights are fine I guess.. if thas all you have access to. So congrats on improvising

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

To allow that i think he needs to post a pic using the weights as a chair

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Ruby got Railed posted:

To allow that i think he needs to post a pic using the weights as a chair

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Someone please donate a chair to mr. Corleone :cripes:

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
i already lifted 2 chairs at ONCE today. going to get my recorder ready, lift chairs with weight on them, then post a screen shot, challenge anyone who isnt a bitch to do the same.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Ruby got Railed posted:



So what'd you do this weekend?

Oh you know, just lifted some chairs and poo poo

Feels good, man

is nobody gonna acknoledge this

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
10 pound weights and a heavy chair in each hand.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Michael Corleone posted:

10 pound weights and a heavy chair in each hand.



What happens if they slip off and crush your head :ohdear:

You just took this to another level :vince:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Michael Corleone posted:

10 pound weights and a heavy chair in each hand.



Photoshop?

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

just lift something heavy. tomorrow i will have people over and won't have to worry about taking the pic, so gonna lift some heavy rear end poo poo.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

ok lets be a litte creative here guys. for example, the op didnt say anything about lifting with your hands.....
















Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
I bet Ruby could lift at least 10 chairs with his legs.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

i could too but idont have that many chairs, and the ones i have arent stackable

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Panniculus Rift posted:

i could too but idont have that many chairs, and the ones i have arent stackable

What if you put a dog or small farm animal in the chair?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
dang, this are gettingrowdy round here...just the way we like it :twisted:

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

Luvcow posted:

What if you put a dog or small farm animal in the chair?

you cant see it because of the angle, but theres actually a 70 lbs kettlebell on the chair (about the same weight as a german shepherd)

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Panniculus Rift posted:

you cant see it because of the angle, but theres actually a 70 lbs kettlebell on the chair (about the same weight as a german shepherd)

:drat:

Skeletome
Feb 4, 2011

Tell them about the tournament!


ur cute

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

Panniculus Rift posted:

you cant see it because of the angle, but theres actually a 70 lbs kettlebell on the chair (about the same weight as a german shepherd)

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

good job. also how do you reach those books on the high shelve

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

theyre just there for decoration tbh, i never read books. i used a ladder when i put them up there.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Logan?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Seriously Toni use your adamantium claws to lift that chair and you could win this!

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

if not balanced against the ceiling, pretty impressive.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


I will consider doing this later MAYBE

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Ruggan posted:

I will consider doing this later MAYBE

Do it

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im going this right now

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