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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Pro Gun Control kids are selfishly getting shot at a high school in Washington State in an attempt to get a ban on all guns passed

CNN posted:

(CNN) - Investigators are responding Friday to a reported school shooting in Marysville, Washington, just north of Seattle, said Inci Yarkut, a spokeswoman for the Washington State Patrol.

CNN affiliate KIRO-TV in Seattle showed police cars and ambulances outside the school. Aerial shots showed students running out of the buildings, many with their arms up.

The Marysville Pilchuck High School is on lockdown "due to an emergency situation," the school district said in a statement, according to KIRO.

Will gun owners ever stop being victimized by these tragic false flag attacks?

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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
what if a grown man walks into a school and starts shooting is that still a school shooting?


I need to know for some reason.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




I'm glad the seargant-at-arms of the canadian parliament had a gun

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

who are the really disturbed ones here? the people who wanna shoot high schoolers, or the people who don't wanna shoot high schoolers???

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Feranon posted:

who are the really disturbed ones here? the people who wanna shoot high schoolers, or the people who don't wanna shoot high schoolers???

neither, it's gbs posters who hyperventilate at the thought of guns existing

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Moloch: "I will grant you weapons with which to defend yourselves against the Dark Ones but in return you must use them to slaughter your children as payment"

Gun Nuts: "Deal!"

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Yaldabaoth posted:

Moloch: "I will grant you weapons with which to defend yourselves against the Dark Ones but in return you must use them to slaughter your children as payment"

Gun Nuts: "Deal!"

By "dark ones" you mean anyone as dark or darker than a brown paper bag right?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I dunno why these children are using firearms





children are small and better served on stationary or crew-served weapons.

YourHealthyColon
Nov 21, 2013
#YetAnotherSchoolShooting #Washington #Marysville #LoneGunman #YOLO

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
hey wwn why does it make you cry that guns are so cool?

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

YourHealthyColon posted:

#YetAnotherSchoolShooting #Washington #Marysville #LoneGunman #YOLO

#NotAllGunOwners

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

LifeSizePotato posted:

neither, it's gbs posters who hyperventilate at the thought of guns existing

Who? You mean this poster?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Miltank posted:

hey wwn why does it make you cry that guns are so cool?

I'll tell you when it happens.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I'm not the shooter.

And you can't prove it!

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I remember that bazillion page long gun thread

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
every classroom should have a machine gun hanging from the ceiling hooked up to a microphone that sprays the room in a random pattern if the mic picks up another gun's report

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
if i had a gun right now id be like click-clack bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang!

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Miltank posted:

if i had a gun right now id be like click clack-bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang! bang!

at pictures of obama and feminists, right? :hfive:

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

the food fight scene in animal house would have played out a lot differently in modern america

amuayse
Jul 20, 2013

by exmarx
Was he playing Depression Quest

CAPS LOCK BROKEN
Feb 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
white culture in action

Psygnosis
Jul 30, 2003
I blame the video games. If kids didn't play violent video games this wouldn't happen.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

A Winner is Jew posted:

By "dark ones" you mean anyone as dark or darker than a brown paper bag right?

Exactly

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I have cousins from Marysville, although if one perpetrated this the official story I'm going with is I don't know anyone from Marysville.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
white culture needs to admit it has a problem

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
What was his SA username?

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Psygnosis posted:

I blame the video games. If kids didn't play violent video games this wouldn't happen.

checks out. looks like it didn't really happen back before video games, when you could have machine guns mailed to your door with no background check

http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/19/us/u-s-school-violence-fast-facts/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

once pong comes around, though...!

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

No More Heroes posted:

I'm glad the seargant-at-arms of the canadian parliament had a gun

I'm not, I wish he used the mace.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Just another beta bitch bullied by jocks

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Chinatown posted:

white culture needs to admit it has a problem

whatever, you're responsible for anime.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Chinatown posted:

white culture needs to admit it has a problem

And that problem is they refuse to accept that they're mortal men instead of gods

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Give every kid a gun so that way during a school shooting incident they can shoot themselves and save everyone a lot of time.

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

As a former Ottawa-guy I still shocked by shooting two days ago. Rosie O Donnal says stuff like that is just another day in US.

Open the newswebpage ax-murderer and school shooting in US.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Guns are cool and every mass shooting is a false flag operation by liberal hired goons.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

was he a LoL player or a dota player?

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Professor Tomtom posted:

Guns are cool and every mass shooting is a false flag operation by liberal hired goons.

I'm not saying there might be some greater conspiracy behind mass shootings, but it is miiiiighty suspicious how most of the shooters commit suicide before they can be captured and questioned

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

crowoutofcontext posted:

As a former Ottawa-guy I still shocked by shooting two days ago. Rosie O Donnal says stuff like that is just another day in US.

Open the newswebpage ax-murderer and school shooting in US.

Canada needs to stop being a beta country and start gunning down people en-mass like the USA and Mexico does on a daily basis.

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

A Winner is Jew posted:

Canada needs to stop being a beta country and start gunning down people en-mass like the USA and Mexico does on a daily basis.

There have been school shootings in Canada but they've managed to stay beta.

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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Professor Tomtom posted:

Guns are cool and every mass shooting is a false flag operation by liberal hired goons.

As a liberal goon I can't wait till they let me shoot up a school,

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