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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
He apparently tried to start a fire in an attempt to burn it down and one of the owners shot him when he pulled out a sword. He was angry at Rich people and stuff and wanted to relieve them of their supposed excess.


But now everything has crime scene tape around it and I can't go to the mall and poo poo is in lockdown.

So are any frequent D&D posters MIA today?

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Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




The Taint Reaper posted:

He apparently tried to start a fire in an attempt to burn it down and one of the owners shot him when he pulled out a sword

I was gonna say: somebody better fess up.

amuayse
Jul 20, 2013

by exmarx
Was it a thousand folded katana

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
it was you wasnt it op

ZergRushing
Oct 1, 2004

amuayse posted:

Was it a thousand folded katana

Umm I think you mean a thousand feld katana, baka-chan.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Da....ad?

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine
Good riddance! Is he dead?

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Don't worry op they just grazed me!


e: be a dude and hang on to my sword willya?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
the dude had the right idea but the revolution isn't on yet.



also the OP will the first to die.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Muttonchips posted:

Good riddance! Is he dead?

Yeah. He was also apparently fat.

Maybe he should have burned his excess resources first, eh?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I think we all know whose condo the crazy angry dude really should have attacked

amuayse
Jul 20, 2013

by exmarx

Chinese cartoon dramatization

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine

The Taint Reaper posted:

Yeah. He was also apparently fat.

Maybe he should have burned his excess resources first, eh?

He should have set himself on fire and started a thread on GBS about it.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
do you actually own condo space op because lol

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Tsinava posted:

do you actually own condo space op because lol

Hey renters pay minimum 5k a week during peak season days. That's nothing to scoff at.

I mean you could make 20k or more in a single month if you decide to rent out.

Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

Fun Shoe

Tsinava posted:

do you actually own condo space op because lol

around a lot of metro areas a condo is a good way to avoid being shitted on by a crazy rent market while not having to buy a home in a bad area

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Do live in the same condo block as ThreeOlives?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Crow_Rodeo posted:

Do live in the same condo block as ThreeOlives?

No, not even in the same state.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
When you buy and own a piece of airspace, do you have to pay taxes on it? I don't get it i'm a pleb.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Tsinava posted:

When you buy and own a piece of airspace, do you have to pay taxes on it? I don't get it i'm a pleb.

That's like for New York city helicopter routes and some poo poo. helicopters are probably as bad as boats in terms of purchases.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

walcome to america! may I offer you a gun violence?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Condo owners are the truly oppressed minority.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
i guess i'm just really weird and i just laugh at people who buy property they can't grow trees or build houses on.


it doesn't click in my simple brain.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
are there any ways you can increase the value of your condo without spending shitloads of money on renovating?

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
maybe that guy in your condo realized he paid thousands of dollars for measured dimensions of empty air and just lost his mind. i know i would.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
gods way of telling you to stop going to malls imo

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Tsinava posted:

are there any ways you can increase the value of your condo without spending shitloads of money on renovating?

Condo's tend to be build in areas with already high property values. That plus you pool money for building renovations, we're doing a $2m renovation and my share was like $4k paid over a year.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
now u must take up his blade and carry on the legacy of the ronin op

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
its similar to the santa clause but with more arson

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
This wouldn't have happened if he had a band of merry men

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Tsinava posted:

are there any ways you can increase the value of your condo without spending shitloads of money on renovating?

It's the same thing as maintaining the value of a house.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

The Taint Reaper posted:

It's the same thing as maintaining the value of a house.

so fill it with 8 foot tall onyx Anubis statues?

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
tell us about your condo plz.

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine
lmao so hard irl right now of COURSE three olives has to chime in when people start talking about condos.

Good lord

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Nathilus posted:

tell us about your condo plz.

Well it's on an island and has a view of the water. It's got a pool and an open air plaza.

Free Alcohol is served at all events, and they allow pets of any number or size.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Motherfucker posted:

the dude had the right idea but the revolution isn't on yet.



also the OP will the first to die.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

The Taint Reaper posted:

It's the same thing as maintaining the value of a house.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I lived in a condo when I was a kid and it wasnt particularly nice or expensive

:confused: whats up with da condo hate

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

1gnoirents posted:

I lived in a condo when I was a kid and it wasnt particularly nice or expensive

:confused: whats up with da condo hate

Three Olives has colored people's opinions of what a condo owner is.

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
He's "one of the good ones".

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