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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
This thread is for boners. Boners only. Nothing but boners. Please post about boners. I dont have a boner right now but I hope to later. Boner

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Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




When I woke up from my afternoon nap today I had a boner which is bizarre because I was dreaming about getting fired :cripes:

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
was it because of all your afternoon naps

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

No More Heroes posted:

When I woke up from my afternoon nap today I had a boner which is bizarre because I was dreaming about getting fired :cripes:

just means you want to gently caress your boss!

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



No More Heroes posted:

When I woke up from my afternoon nap today I had a boner which is bizarre because I was dreaming about getting fired :cripes:

you were gonna be fired but your boss gave you one last opportunity to keep your job ;-*

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

either of you fags got a sister?

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone
http://gfycat.com/ExhaustedHiddenGavial

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




"That dick right there's the one I want"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ouch!

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005


not to brag, but if that had been me, the doors would have bent around it and also those girls would have gone home with me

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

LifeSizePotato posted:

not to brag, but if that had been me, the doors would have bent around it and also those girls would have gone home with me

hmm. I find that hard to believe.

amuayse
Jul 20, 2013

by exmarx

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
My wife was telling me about a heroin od that got dropped into their er. She said the kid was unresponsive with his face turning purple, but he had this giant boner raging hard as gently caress through his boxers.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I am Toni Lippi posted:

My wife was telling me about a heroin od that got dropped into their er. She said the kid was unresponsive with his face turning purple, but he had this giant boner raging hard as gently caress through his boxers.

does your wife have big boobs?

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

that dude on the left has a weird dick. It should be out of his shorts. Where is his dickhead?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

those are some powerful nipples

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

that dude on the left has a weird dick. It should be out of his shorts. Where is his dickhead?


Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Spanish Manlove posted:

those are some powerful nipples

this artist really likes to give men lady nipples

not sure if im ok with this

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

lol

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.
come on boys lets see tose boners


Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

enziarro posted:

come on boys lets see tose boners




Scandinavia is gay as hell!

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

enziarro posted:

come on boys lets see tose boners




yeah have whiskey dick right now sorry op

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.

School Nickname posted:

yeah have whiskey dick right now sorry op

i am not OP i am just a guy the OP got all riled up aboiuyt boner



Uberskooper
Apr 30, 2007
Skoops up goood

enziarro posted:

come on boys lets see tose boners




You have a lot of strange art lying around.

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.




Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

you should hook up with that guy who says he's gay. You'd have alot in common

Bike without wheels
Jan 2, 2005

this post

its acually kinda hard to figure out what's going on here. its like an m c escher drawing

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.




Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

you are the boner king. post all the boners.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

its funny when chinese people say "bonus" like "boners"

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
feeling pretty bicurious right now

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

a hole-y ghost posted:

its funny when chinese people say "bonus" like "boners"

it would be funny, but it never happens.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

i was at target and a chinese lady was looking at a package of cookies thoughtfully and said "hmm... boners size..."

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I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

does your wife have big boobs?

I don't know, I guess I'd have to say...kind of?

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