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Spoiler: Everyone dies in the end, except for the few children saved by aliens to start human life anew on some distant planet that recreates Biblical stories and also the aliens are very angelic
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 00:50 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 11:05 |
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I don't feel like this deserves its own thread but should I see John Wick or Dracula Untold tonight?
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 00:51 |
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John Wick, are you crazy?
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 00:51 |
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ConAir is the best Nic Cage movie, although theyre pretty much all good.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 00:52 |
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John Wick looks rad.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 00:52 |
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Professor Shark posted:John Wick, are you crazy? Arguably but yes I'll see John Wick
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 00:53 |
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Changed my mind: make this the John Wick Megathread instead of some terrible Nic Cage movie
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 00:53 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:John Wick looks rad. It looks like (and from critics, reportedly is) everything good about a trite 90's action-revenge movie times ten
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 00:54 |
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Professor Shark posted:Everyone dies in the end, except for the few children saved by aliens to start human life anew on some distant planet that recreates Biblical stories and also the aliens are very angelic Does every sci-fi movie and TV show have to be an allegory for Christianity now?
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 00:55 |
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i like watching any movie where nicholas cage learns the real treasure is his family
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 00:55 |
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Professor Shark posted:Changed my mind: make this the John Wick Megathread instead of some terrible Nic Cage movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnPagmeLm-g yyyeeah guess it was a dumb question
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 00:55 |
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Nic Cage stars in the new Left Behind movie hahaha where is your god now
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 00:57 |
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"That dog was a present from my dying wife"
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 00:59 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:Nic Cage stars in the new Left Behind movie hahaha where is your god now
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 01:00 |
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there he is. youre looking good god did you lose weight
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 01:06 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:Nic Cage stars in the new Left Behind movie hahaha where is your god now Obviously dead because what kind of god would leave Nic Cage behind?
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 01:10 |
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Knowing is rad because it's one of the few films that goes "yeah gently caress it everyone dies"
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 01:36 |
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Just got back from John Wick and it was really good. So good that I didn't go to the bathroom during it and let me tell you I pregame heavily before my action movies
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 06:05 |
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so basically it's about aliens reading the bible and trying to fan recreate it is what you're saying like alien fan fic
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 06:09 |
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where the hell do i buy one of these things, i have a halloween party coming up
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 06:09 |
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Nic Cage is garbage.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 06:11 |
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 06:14 |
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OP, don't assume anyone is with you - it's just where their mortal bodies happen to be.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 06:15 |
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Ryoshi posted:where the hell do i buy one of these things, i have a halloween party coming up thats not a costume
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 06:16 |
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i watched a couple bad movies for a bad movie ngiht and knowing was half the battle
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 06:17 |
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Nick Cage actually provides his own cool jackets in all his movies, I would give his jacket in "Knowing" a 5/10. National Treasure jacket is a solid 6 but NT2 was a major jump up to an 8.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 06:17 |
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:thats not a costume costume, fetish gear, same diff really
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 06:20 |
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carrion kit posted:Nick Cage actually provides his own cool jackets in all his movies, I would give his jacket in "Knowing" a 5/10. National Treasure jacket is a solid 6 but NT2 was a major jump up to an 8. Ghost Rider is a cut above tho I hope he provided his own leather pants too
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 06:22 |
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carrion kit posted:Nick Cage actually provides his own cool jackets in all his movies, I would give his jacket in "Knowing" a 5/10. National Treasure jacket is a solid 6 but NT2 was a major jump up to an 8. Did he provide his own low-budget Batman knockoff costume for Kick rear end?
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 06:25 |
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Nick cage auctioned some poo poo including a bunch of his jackets, sometimes this keeps me up at night
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 06:30 |
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Harime Nui posted:Ghost Rider is a cut above tho drat, youre right -
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 06:32 |
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i like the scene where he chases the aryan into the corn field and starts shrieking "give me my son back" and the aryan is all like "BAWWWWWWW" and nic cage is blind
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 06:47 |
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i like when the plane crashes and he just runs into the crash stuff and walks around for a bit
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 07:25 |
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its the only film where the plot (cause it gets so hot) forces Nick Cage to take off his jacket
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 07:28 |
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the only reason nicolas "cage" coppola ever got a job as anything greater than a career telemarketer is because he's francis ford coppola's nephew and he begged his uncle to make him into a star
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 07:31 |
Harime Nui posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnPagmeLm-g Matrix in slow motion.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 07:34 |
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The White Dragon posted:the only reason nicolas "cage" coppola ever got a job as anything greater than a career telemarketer is because he's francis ford coppola's nephew and he begged his uncle to make him into a star but he changeed his name to avoid these accusations of nepotism, surely it worked?
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 07:38 |
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 07:45 |
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The White Dragon posted:the only reason nicolas "cage" coppola ever got a job as anything greater than a career telemarketer is because he's francis ford coppola's nephew and he begged his uncle to make him into a star you know why franky finally relented? he had a coppola glasses of wine.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 08:02 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 11:05 |
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I prefer Melancholia for my pick in thr "everyone dies by a big fuckoff celestial object" category.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 08:46 |