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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

If you can find an actual live stream, Smackdown is on now and Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins are having an argument over who gets to call who out. These contract negotiations are always so complicated!

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
It was me Ambrose!!! :vince:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
IT'S ME AMBROSE, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AMBROSE!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

achillesforever6 posted:

It was me Ambrose!!! :vince:

So either Rollins has always been Vince in disguise, or a very young Rollins managed to sneak backstage and take control of the Corporate Ministry.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Ambrose is amazing and I love him and I kind of want a pocket version that just insults me constantly.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
SETH ROLLINGS IS JERK!

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lunatic fringe was funny when he was in the SHIELD. Like, he was the extremist bloc of a three man group. Now it don't make no sense.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Toothless aggression always bugged me too, cuz like, nobody told those dummies it meant impotent rage.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Toothless aggression always bugged me too, cuz like, nobody told those dummies it meant impotent rage.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

was that the guy who "won" tough enough so he got to come out on RAW and get beat up by Vince before he disappeared forever?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
IT'S DAMIEN MIZDOW


and the miz

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Pariah Rex posted:

was that the guy who "won" tough enough so he got to come out on RAW and get beat up by Vince before he disappeared forever?

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I hate Sheamus as a face, to bad as a heel he suddenly transforms into a massive loser.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Pariah Rex posted:

was that the guy who "won" tough enough so he got to come out on RAW and get beat up by Vince before he disappeared forever?

it's actually me reading your posts

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haha, that figure 4 combo was awesome.


I know I'm not telling anybody anything they don't already know but holy poo poo was Steve Austin an absolutely incredible pro-wrestler and just a total package - he did EVERYTHING so well :allears:

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I was sure Bo Dallas was dead.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

I know I'm not telling anybody anything they don't already know but holy poo poo was Steve Austin an absolutely incredible pro-wrestler and just a total package - he did EVERYTHING so well :allears:




Whoa a bunch of my favorite people were on the tv at once!

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006
Hissing Stardust! I hope someone makes a gif

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Last week Alicia Fox beat AJ Styles in a match. This week... parity booking!

Edit: I'm gonna go ahead and leave that typo in there :colbert:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
...Is it bad that I think the black part of Goldust's facepaint makes him look a bit like Bill Duke?

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Pariah Rex posted:

I was sure Bo Dallas was dead.

You just didn't BO-lieve enough!

That he's dead, I mean.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rhonne posted:

...Is it bad that I think the black part of Goldust's facepaint makes him look a bit like Bill Duke?

Goldust brings out a mini-gun in a No-DQ match.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

Goldust brings out a mini-gun in a No-DQ match.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Seconds later, Austin sets his face and gets ready to fight!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Jerusalem posted:

Seconds later, Austin sets his face and gets ready to fight!

"gently caress you rear end in a top hat"

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I can't wait for Bray to come back and begin his reign of terror by defeating his most powerful opponent yet.... probably Dolph Ziggler.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

This is a surprisingly good smackdown.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Pariah Rex posted:

I can't wait for Bray to come back and begin his reign of terror by defeating his most powerful opponent yet.... probably Dolph Ziggler.

It would be amazing if they brought him back to job out to Cena again.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I can't wait for Big Show to fail.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Pariah Rex posted:

I can't wait for Bray to come back and begin his reign of terror by defeating his most powerful opponent yet.... probably Dolph Ziggler.

I bet R-Truth.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Don't wrestlers take cheap shots at dumb fans rushing the ring all the time?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Oh using the "I have BlackRussian friends" defense Big Show :jerkbag:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

achillesforever6 posted:

Oh using the "I have BlackRussian friends" defense Big Show :jerkbag:

Some of his best friends are Russian!

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
After Big Show losses I hope Lana plays this video on the tron and does that little crying gesture with her hand.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Pariah Rex posted:

After Big Show losses I hope Lana plays this video on the tron and does that little crying gesture with her hand.

Stop encouraging JBL to yell "WAH".

e: Why isn't Cesaro/Ziggler on PPV?

Xerzes fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Oct 25, 2014

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
They should just make the Intercontinental title like a reverse title. Whoever losses the match has to keep it until they manage to win another match then the person they beat has to take it.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Xerzes posted:

Stop encouraging JBL to yell "WAH".

e: Why isn't Cesaro/Ziggler on PPV?
There will be a 2 out of 3 falls match at NOC

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

You know this introduction is the first time since Brock won the World Title that the IC Title has actually been treated as anything of value whatsoever. They really dropped the ball on upping the IC Title's visibility while Brock is mostly away, especially by putting this match on Smackdown rather than a Raw or PPV, and especially by not even making it the main event of this Smackdown.

Sramaker
Oct 31, 2012

by Cowcaster
What did i miss guys?

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Sramaker posted:

What did i miss guys?

Big Show: I have nothing against Russians! Some of my best friends are Russian!

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