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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Top Question you NEVER ask an Athiest: What size would you like your combo? The answer will always be a yes and you are needlessly prolonging the time it takes for the food to be served.

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

its like a doorknob on a dollhouse

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
thats the guy that does the sex things

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
  :butt:
:sotw:

vvv ty

whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Oct 25, 2014

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

ftfy

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

haaa ha ha ha ha ha ha

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
:coffee:
:butt:
:sotw:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

do we have a micropeen smilie yet? i think this woulf be the time for one

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004


lmbo

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Omi-Polari posted:

the banana in the butt was a cry for help

bananas disprove the validity of evolution

etalian fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Oct 25, 2014

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

red state bait
Dec 9, 2006

Posts: 26,721
Rank: Ultra Patriot

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
This banana fits perfectly into my anus. Checkmate, atheists

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
I really don't want to watch that vid but why is he pouring hot oil on his dick? That doesn't even approach erotic, but this is a certified bitchmade retard so I guess I shouldn't think too hard about it.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

I really don't want to watch that vid but why is he pouring hot oil on his dick? That doesn't even approach erotic, but this is a certified bitchmade retard so I guess I shouldn't think too hard about it.

right when youre pouring it the pain does feel kind of nice actually. that said, serious burns and weeping sores that take weeks to heal will hurt in a way that's not good at all

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
I just watched one of his vids (BANNED from WENDYS)

and I just want to beat the gently caress out of this retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YgkC1PLrBg

seriously, all his exaggerated mannerisms and manner of speech just instinctively make me want to hurt this guy

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Ghaz posted:

right when youre pouring it the pain does feel kind of nice actually. that said, serious burns and weeping sores that take weeks to heal will hurt in a way that's not good at all

well on the bright side at least he didn't need much hot wax

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

I just watched one of his vids (BANNED from WENDYS)

and I just want to beat the gently caress out of this retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YgkC1PLrBg

seriously, all his exaggerated mannerisms and manner of speech just instinctively make me want to hurt this guy

i like the taped nietzsche marilyn manson and ftw pieces of paper on his wall

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

I just watched one of his vids (BANNED from WENDYS)

and I just want to beat the gently caress out of this retard

seriously, all his exaggerated mannerisms and manner of speech just instinctively make me want to hurt this guy
i cannot watch those videos. i get stressed and wigged out. cannot understand how people can.

like literally shaking

no, more shuddering

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofPKbl6yCKU

He's like a really, really lovely Ulillillia that somehow gets as much attention.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofPKbl6yCKU

He's like a really, really lovely Ulillillia that somehow gets as much attention.

how dare you comapre this man to ullillila except as some sort of polar oppposite


also yeah im pretty sure my blood pressure starts going up as soon as i hear this guys awful voice. i wish i could sue him to stop calling himself an atheist because hes ruining the brand

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofPKbl6yCKU

He's like a really, really lovely Ulillillia that somehow gets as much attention.

originally it was gonna be a top 10 list but then i was like *closes window*

Arri
Jun 11, 2005
NpNp
we gays took a vote and don't want him sorry you breaders are stuck with him

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

Arri posted:

we gays took a vote and don't want him sorry you breaders are stuck with him

now you take a vote, after he spent years loosening himself up

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Arri posted:

we gays took a vote and don't want him sorry you breaders are stuck with him

dunno if he fits with us either though, with a dick like that i dont think hes got much chance of breeding

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
it's me. i'm the amazing atheists boyfriend.

Arri
Jun 11, 2005
NpNp

Tsinava posted:

it's me. i'm the amazing atheists boyfriend.

a top eh

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
i'm whatever TeeJeePoo wants me to be. a top a bottom a coffee a banan

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Tsinava posted:

it's me. i'm the amazing atheists boyfriend.

does he ever make you dress in a banana costume?

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
bananowned

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
TJ makes me dance and sing along to this video on repeat while dressed as a banana and pouring hot coffee all over his naked body. It's real.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

stop giving this person attention

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


FuhrerHat posted:

stop giving this person attention

this dude makes a lot of money on his videos one thread on gbs getting a couple thousand views at most aint doin nothin

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
Trigger WArning - *cocks revolver pointed at an already damaged dick*

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Tsinava posted:

it's me. i'm the amazing atheists boyfriend.

i didnt realize love pillows could post on forums

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004


sometimes i wonder if he's even truly real,

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009


id lose faith in THE LORD too if He gave me a dick that small

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