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Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Did you recently find a news article that you thought was interesting, but not interesting enough to write an actual O.P. about?

Did you just come up with an awesome euphemism or neologism that the world must know about?

Want to tell everyone how gay you are, but would be embarrassed by having another of your threads gassed?

This is the place for you. As many of the forums have a "small questions that don't deserve their own thread" thread, so too GBS has one now, it is right here, this thread.

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Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Don't call it an affair, say that you are experiencing marital augmentation.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
i mastrubate daily. i release the sperm after 3min.after that nothing happens. every morning i get mood.Is there anything wrong with it.my friends say atleast you should have sexual intercourse for atleast 15 minutes. how to increase time of sperm ejection from 3min to 15 minutes.is there any problem with 3min.please i need a good reply.i need to enjoy with my partner for 15 minutes(inserting penis and taking out) and atlast release sperm.is it possible.please help me.please suggest me good diet and exercise to increase the time of sperm release

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

can a mod please move every post i've ever made to this thread

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Ghaz posted:

can a mod please move every post i've ever made to this thread

lol well done Ghaz, well done

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


agreed Ghaz, well played

plus I like your avatar, it makes me smile

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

Ruggan posted:

agreed Ghaz, well played

plus I like your avatar, it makes me smile

oh stop. (actually thats me irl (actually i wish!))

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



20 years from now vhs tapes will be popular with that generation of hipsters

yuppies will argue with their friends and insist that vcrs are the proper way to watch movies

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Business Gorillas posted:

20 years from now vhs tapes will be popular with that generation of hipsters

drat my insane horde will pay off!!

Pantsless Hero
May 25, 2004

Serv-Bot will kick your ass.

Business Gorillas posted:

20 years from now vhs tapes will be popular with that generation of hipsters

I really don't understand why they're not already. Rewinding represents such an appreciation for the fine art of film, you see.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Business Gorillas posted:

20 years from now vhs tapes will be popular with that generation of hipsters

I'm more excited about the ths vapes, or I guess the teayches vapes formerly known as ths vapes

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Ruggan posted:

I'm more excited about the ths vapes, or I guess the teayches vapes formerly known as ths vapes

hmmm

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
so what are you guys drinking? I got a sixer of redhook longhammer because it was on sale for a nice price.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSnhHq4K37o&feature=youtu.be&t=1s

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 14 days!)

Pantsless Hero posted:

I really don't understand why they're not already. Rewinding represents such an appreciation for the fine art of film, you see.

This is how and where it starts. I hope you have made peace with god.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
holy crap Jimmy Carter is here

"Taste the malaise, sucka!"

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 14 days!)

Hi

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Hi Jimmy!

I'm glad you let Willie Nelson smoke weed on the roof of the White House. :)

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Im being super bad and eating graham crackers.

Oh my god, carbtacular.

:drool:

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Yeah, sorry that rear end in a top hat reagan tore down your solar panels or solar water heaters or whatever they were. At least the people of panama still revere you.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 14 days!)

You guys act like I don't post in GBS

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Peanut President posted:

You guys act like I don't post in GBS

On behalf of GBS I apologize

we get so upset about how awful Reagan was that we forget to see what a great president you were

can you forgive us?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Peanut President posted:

You guys act like I don't post in GBS

Were you the one that was on the Simpsons or the one thats on futurama?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 14 days!)

gnarlyhotep posted:

On behalf of GBS I apologize

we get so upset about how awful Reagan was that we forget to see what a great president you were

can you forgive us?

No.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
America could choose Peanuts or Jelly Beans...

:cripes:

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 14 days!)

psyopmonkey posted:

Were you the one that was on the Simpsons or the one thats on futurama?

The one no one voted for.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Peanut President posted:

The one no one voted for.

Hitler?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i ran over a super long rattlesnake today and stopped to watch it die with sadness, hosed up

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

i ran over a super long rattlesnake today and stopped to watch it die with sadness, hosed up

snake be all



drat bae, don trip

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
and now he's back

with an october surprise of his own

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
Yeah OP, what kind of shoes are in style these days? I need new shoes

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

1gnoirents posted:

Yeah OP, what kind of shoes are in style these days? I need new shoes

I've been getting New Balance from famous footwear for the last year or two. they're comfy, light, come in an array of colors and styles (in so far as sneakers come in different styles), they're reasonably cheap and, most importantly, I can find them in wide sizes to accommodate my loving enormous feet.

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
I just can't get the poop off my rectum!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


BASF posted:

I just can't get the poop off my rectum!

are you a bull

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I just discovered that sometimes ships are launched sideways

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-yh5XPzZyI

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
anonymous gay sex used to be strictly oral. why, you ask? no zippers!

https://archive.org/details/ssfHAYBVDCT

man does this dude ever sound like my mother in law

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Report just in: lovely thread about to be gassed

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