If God's not real then how do you explain the giant isopod

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Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Seriously look at its loving face!

It looks mean and angry! That is not the face of something that evolved naturally, it's the face of something that was designed to be an enemy in a videogame!

# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:18

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Tubgirl Cosplay: Jan 10, 2011; by Ion Helmet

god isn't real

but Satan is

# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:24

Tubgirl Cosplay: Jan 10, 2011; by Ion Helmet

hail Satan

# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:25

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

I guess He does have an inordinate fondness for giant, adorable sea beetles after all.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:25

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

Holy poo poo what is that I have never seen that picture before or other pictures of cretures the same or much like it ever, thank you for this thread my stars!!

# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:28

Kukash: Apr 22, 2010

hey man even god smokes weed and creates stupid stuff sometimes.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:31

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

There.

/thread

# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:34

Butthead: May 31, 2011

Which God created them tho?

# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:36

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Butthead posted:

Which God created them tho?

Poseidon.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:37

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; Can't post for 24 minutes!

I'm convinced. I will, from now on, devote myself to the worship of the giant isopod.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:41

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Rapman the Cook posted:

Holy poo poo what is that I have never seen that picture before or other pictures of cretures the same or much like it ever, thank you for this thread my stars!!

You may have seen the pic before but did anyone ever point out how ridiculously artificial these creatures look? It feels like something Master Chief should be shooting at

Basically they're a reused art asset from a previous world God made is what I'm saying

# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:42

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:44

ashgromnies: Jun 19, 2004

giant centipedes look pretty creepy too op

# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:47

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Yaldabaoth posted:

Seriously look at its loving face!

It looks mean and angry! That is not the face of something that evolved naturally, it's the face of something that was designed to be an enemy in a videogame!

It's a god not the God. The existence if minor deities does not prove the existence a major one. Quite the opposite!

# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:58

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

here's what i don't get, if god IS real AND the bible is real, how do we know he's not just lying to make himself look good and he's actually just a petulant toddler and satan is getting a bad rap because he keeps trying to be the voice of reason and god doesn't want any of it

# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:01

concerned mom: Apr 22, 2003; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It's a god not the God. The existence if minor deities does not prove the existence a major one. Quite the opposite!

Explain?

# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:02

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Cardiovorax posted:

heh

# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:02

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

ashgromnies posted:

giant centipedes look pretty creepy too op

Yeah but they don't have faces that were designed to be permanently stuck in a pissed-off expression like the sectoids from XCOM

# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:03

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Dolphin posted:

here's what i don't get, if god IS real AND the bible is real, how do we know he's not just lying to make himself look good and he's actually just a petulant toddler and satan is getting a bad rap because he keeps trying to be the voice of reason and god doesn't want any of it

If that's the case then the bible is doing a poo poo job of covering it up because that's pretty much exactly how they come off in it

# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:06

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

concerned mom posted:

Explain?

Perhaps an analogy is in order. The existence of a poodle does not prove the existence of a labradoodle.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:13

concerned mom: Apr 22, 2003; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Perhaps an analogy is in order. The existence of a poodle does not prove the existence of a labradoodle.

That's an awful example. The existence of a poodle does however prove the existence of mammals

You've gone from no proof of god or gods to proof of gods. How does that make the existence of god less possible

# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:15

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

concerned mom posted:

That's an awful example. The existence of a poodle does however prove the existence of mammals

You've gone from no proof of god or gods to proof of gods. How does that make the existence of god less possible

Sorry that was a terrible analogy. A can of diet coke does not prove the existence of a bottle of Dr Pepper.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:18

Rexim: Jun 2, 2006; I wants flies in on a dragons, okay?

Isopod? Wish you'd isolate your posting.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:20

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

You both need a remedial course in syllogisms.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:20

concerned mom: Apr 22, 2003; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

Cardiovorax posted:

You both need a remedial course in syllogisms.

I gave ur mom a syllogism last night

# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:30

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

I hope you washed up afterwards, because after three years underground she's probably kinda drippy.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:32

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

We were having a good time talking about monstrous gods with neither the capacity to love nor hate, only hunger, eternal hunger and you had to take it to a really dark place Cardiovax.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:35

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

I think it looks happy, although actually it's not happy or angry. It's dead which is too bad I would like to watch some play in a big version of this

# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:36

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Myron Baloney posted:

I think it looks happy, although actually it's not happy or angry. It's dead which is too bad I would like to watch some play in a big version of this

OH MY GOD! Do they roll up into little balls and go down the slide?? :kiddo:

# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:38

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Myron Baloney posted:

I think it looks happy, although actually it's not happy or angry. It's dead which is too bad I would like to watch some play in a big version of this

That is the cutest thing. God, I love pill bugs.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:39

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Myron Baloney posted:

I think it looks happy, although actually it's not happy or angry. It's dead which is too bad I would like to watch some play in a big version of this

That looks cramped, cute pill bugs deserve a much bigger playland

# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:43

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Yaldabaoth posted:

That looks cramped, cute pill bugs deserve a much bigger playland

I don't think they could stay in there too long their gill-lung things would dry out

# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:58

ohsosad: Feb 11, 2012; Why is every game i play unbalanced in the other guys favour?

Myron Baloney posted:

I don't think they could stay in there too long their gill-lung things would dry out

Well if God wasn't real they would evolve to live in there wouldn't they.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:31

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

*looks around thread nervously*. No one is gonna say it....? Ok, here goes...

Rapman the Cook posted:

There.

/thread

What are those?

# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:36

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Luvcow posted:

What are those?

Doritos.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:37

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

Cardiovorax posted:

Doritos.

Like a pro, high fives all around

# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:38

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Luvcow posted:

Like a pro, high fives all around

Thanks. Anyway, those are just more Giant Isopods. The picture is fake, though. They're actually dead and just posed around the bag like that.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:40

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:42

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

Cardiovorax posted:

Thanks. Anyway, those are just more Giant Isopods. The picture is fake, though. They're actually dead and just posed around the bag like that.

Serious question: can you eat a giant isopod and does anyone? I'm assuming its
Iike lobster.

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Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Luvcow posted:

Serious question: can you eat a giant isopod and does anyone? I'm assuming its
Iike lobster.

They're bottom feeders, so not all that great. Kinda like crab, from what I'm told.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:47

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