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ITT: Post funny articles and vids from The Onion. Use a VPN or whatever to get around the one article a day bullshit. http://www.theonion.com/articles/bl...view:NA:InFocus http://www.theonion.com/articles/ad...view:NA:InFocus http://www.theonion.com/articles/ha...t&recirc=dinner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvb8Skhd0nQ Also this book is loving comedy gold: http://www.amazon.com/Our-Dumb-World-The-Onion/dp/0316018430
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:25 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:40 |
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Nah, its cool. You see they keep the articles and videos and stuff on their own website now, and they dont delete them like after a couple of days, or whatever. So protip: you can go to theonion.com and read them all there!! Thanks for the effort though.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:33 |
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Rapman the Cook posted:Nah, its cool. You see they keep the articles and videos and stuff on their own website now, and they dont delete them like after a couple of days, or whatever. Don't tell me I've been changing my IP address after ever article for nothing god dammit. I'm happy they stopped being stingy though.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:36 |
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I bought our dumb world and accidentally bought the audio book. It started out with telling me I'm stupid for buying an atlas as an audio book.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:45 |
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Voice of the People is my favorite, the guy on the left (I guess on top if you are on a cell phone) is my favorite: http://www.theonion.com/articles/louisiana-restaurant-offering-10-discount-to-diner,37065/
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:52 |
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I have scans of the chapter on the US. http://imgur.com/ZLkEOmF,fIHdKj6,ETRD1C3,5CCN8Qn,2DJSxLP,yv70OKU,78TErwp,Ju8TnvK,Xc9ZENA,bmNRelb,v8CA4cX,koNCAmL,VcmdgFcquote:America is a place where even the poorest immigrant can, through hard work and dedication, achieve the american dream for his employer. quote:A nation where any determined individual can climb to the top of the corporate ladder and kick it down so that nobody else can
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:54 |
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clickhole better now
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:06 |
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Ferroque posted:clickhole better now Do they share the same writers? Here's a decent one from a few days ago: http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-put-700-red-dots-map-947
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:08 |
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clickhole isnt funny its just dumb
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:12 |
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http://literallyunbelievable.org/
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:24 |
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Just look at all these idiots who don't get it.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:29 |
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krampster2 posted:Just look at all these idiots who don't get it. it is my favorite webpage
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:32 |
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:37 |
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The Onion is really unfunny. Typical goon thing to like.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:39 |
a lot of it is trite poo poo but the sex house series was legit good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0App7QizQCU
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 14:54 |
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Guy needs to learn how to chop an onion properly.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:00 |
this series was also good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwQns6vGfj4
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:02 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:13 |
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The Onion is funny. I came here to talk about sweet onions though, bc I love them. Great for soups, stews, meats, etc.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:14 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFb-N8jzYMI
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:21 |
my favorite thing about the onion is that an article's headline is literally the entire joke and then the rest of the content related to that headline isn't funny at all.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:27 |
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Dave Concepcion posted:this series was also good The best thing they have ever done honestly. Last I checked it had like 5000 views or something pathetic
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:32 |
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Luvcow posted:The Onion is funny. It really isn't funny, but a lot of unfunny people think so.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:34 |
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Plafop posted:It really isn't funny, but a lot of unfunny people think so. Look at you confusing opinions with fact
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:37 |
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the sad truth of the onion is that they have been writing the same jokefor 15 years,
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:54 |
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the same unfunny joke
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:55 |
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a starwar betamax posted:the sad truth of the onion is that they have been writing the same jokefor 15 years, Tbf I think they have two or three jokes that they've been repeating, but yes
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:55 |
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the comics are still good tho
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:56 |
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-pros,464/quote:Jan 17, 2001 quote:Bush swore to do "everything in [his] power" to undo the damage wrought by Clinton's two terms in office, including selling off the national parks to developers, going into massive debt to develop expensive and impractical weapons technologies, and passing sweeping budget cuts that drive the mentally ill out of hospitals and onto the street.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:58 |
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Elukka posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-pros,464/ lol
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 15:59 |
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Juice Box Hero posted:my favorite thing about the onion is that an article's headline is literally the entire joke and then the rest of the content related to that headline isn't funny at all. I will admit this is true 75% of the time. I prefer their shorter articles otherwise it's just 300 words of the same joke used in the title being repeated.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 00:08 |
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I liked that film review where the guy starts to review a movie and rates it based on how hot the guys are lol that was great why's it called the onion though it's like it doesn't make me cry maybe a little chuckle now and then
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 00:41 |
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you did my joke better than I could
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 00:42 |
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Elukka posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-pros,464/
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 00:46 |
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Elukka posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-pros,464/ quote:Mar 4, 1998 quote:The highly touted "Internet Revolution" took another major step forward Monday, when Compaq unveiled the breakthrough Compaq Presario 6000, a $4,995 multimedia computer system that enables users to download files containing network-television programs and display them on a computer monitor.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 01:15 |
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Al Cowens posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-5000-multimedia-computer-system-downloads-real,1618/ drat they nailed it
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 01:25 |
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real talk they stole my joke of saying things were in the internet in 1850 and poo poo loving assholes
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 01:26 |
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I have been choking back tears for the last 20 minutes from that literally unbelievable link
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 01:48 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 08:40 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:real talk they stole my joke of saying things were in the internet in 1850 and poo poo alot of gbs posters including myself have had jokes stolen by the onion. IT's loving bullshit.
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