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Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
Stay hidden behind the tree.

Lizards hate clowns.

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paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

Don't let the clowns see you.
Clowns are evil, and this is too many to fight.

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer
They catch the chicken. They rip it apart and start eating it raw.
Their faces and chins are red with blood

Streetwise roll, difficulty 23 - failed

You can't stop yourself crying out in disgust.

They hear you. Before you can react they're on you.

They pick you up, and throw you into a deep pit.

You fall for hours. At last you land on jagged rocks.
You feel agonising pain, but are surprised to find yourself still alive.
You look around, and see a cackling, hideous grey creature.
It strikes you with a cruel whip, demanding you join a procession of similarly bloody and bewildered captives.



You are set to a pointless and unending labour, carrying rocks from one place to another.
Your skin is burned by flames, and your eyes sting from the noxious ash in the air.
The overseers visit hideous tortures on anyone for so much as wiping the sweat from their brow, or for no reason.
A howling wind stops you talking to anyone, and the gruelling labour seems to weaken rather than strengthen.

You cry in despair as you recall stories of the Land of Thin Flowers,
or the World Lit Only By Fire, the place of punishment of the wicked dead.

Stamina -3
Heroism -2

After a time you notice that the demons, who you thought the masters of the place, are also captives.
You see one set to work, upon which it loses its demonic form and becomes a 'thin flower' like yourself.
You see a fellow captive given a whip, and he becomes grey and demonic.
The sight revives a spark of hope in your tortured mind, and you begin to consider escaping.

Try to become an overseer
Try to work with other captives
Try to run away

pre:

Class: Lizard-Man

Name: Bright Skin Young Jewel

Stamina:	20/25 (robust)
Charisma:	3  (hateful)
Duelling:	19 (deadly)
Brawling:	19 (legendary)
Seafaring:	1  (gets seasick in the bath)
Magic:	        17 (superb)
Heroism:	20 (bold)
Scouting:	22 (legendary)
Roguery:	1  (terrible)
Luck:	        4  (ill-starred)
Healing:	1  (terrible)
Streetwise:	1  (babe in the woods)

Cowrie Shells: 95
 
Blessings:
Heroism (1)
 
Items:
Rod of Puerile Humour
goblin-tailored cloak
crown
black pearl
book


Piteous Mew

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
:wtc:

We stared too long into the abyss, and became a monster ourselves.

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
Try to work with the other captives. Let's spread revolution to hell!

ViggyNash
Oct 9, 2012

Slaan posted:

:wtc:

We stared too long into the abyss, and became a monster ourselves.

Embrace the power.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Kanthulhu posted:

Try to work with the other captives. Let's spread revolution to hell!
Same.

Let's not tank our Heroism by being an rear end in a top hat.

Arbitrary Coin
Feb 17, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
Work with others Prob going to be a failed Charisma check, but our Herosism is pretty much our highest stat

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

This is our show! OVERSEER!

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
Work with the captives. No way we're turning into a clown.

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer
You find that you can make yourself heard if you speak directly into another's ear.

Streetwise roll, difficulty 20 - failed
Charisma roll, difficulty 20 - failed

You gain the angry attention of a demon who seems to be in charge.
As with all other offenses, the punishment is horrible torture.
But this time it's too severe for whatever magic is keeping you alive here.




RIP Bright Skin Young Jewel


RIP Piteous Mew


Died because he was a hideous lizard man with no social skills or awareness. So he was a goon.

Gildiss fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Nov 19, 2014

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer
The swift death finally comes.


Let's pick what we will get horribly murdered as next!

A choice from the Human Characters

A choice from the Non-Human Characters


After this is decided we will choose the name of our next hideous monster adventurer!

Gildiss fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Nov 19, 2014

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Bright Skin Young Jewel coulda gone all the way if he had flipped his Magic and Streetwise skills :(

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Lets check out the Human classes to see what is there before returning to the non-humans.

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
So is there any ending/goal to this game other than death?

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer

mycot posted:

So is there any ending/goal to this game other than death?

I guess maybe if you survive every possible encounter?

KittyEmpress
Dec 30, 2012

Jam Buddies

mycot posted:

So is there any ending/goal to this game other than death?

I've reached an 'end game' multiple times since yesterday. It generally ends either when you die, or when you're in a position so secure, there's no logical reason to adventure anymore. I could give specifics of the four I've found, but you know, spoilers.

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

Well, that's a pretty lovely way to die.
I vote we get a Human character this time.

Ghostwoods
May 9, 2013

Say "Cheese!"
Let that be a lesson: clowns are the minions of Satan, and they will knife you.

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer
Alright, let's take a more human approach for this time.
Give a suggestion for names also.


pre:

Class: Explorer

Stamina:	24 (unstoppable)
Charisma:	15 (charming)
Duelling:	1  (clumsy)
Brawling:	1  (puny)
Seafaring:	19 (old salt)
Magic:	        1  (powerless)
Heroism:	19 (bold)
Scouting:	19 (legendary)
Roguery:	1  (terrible)
Luck:	        14 (auspicious)
Healing:	15 (great)
Streetwise:	1  (babe in the woods)
pre:

Class: Wizard

Stamina:	8  (sickly)
Charisma:	8  (annoying)
Duelling:	8  (slow)
Brawling:	8  (unremarkable)
Seafaring:	12 (good)
Magic:	        20 (overwhelming)
Heroism:	15 (good-hearted)
Scouting:	12 (good)
Roguery:	9  (fair)
Luck:	        10 (fair)
Healing:	16 (great)
Streetwise:	4  (clueless)
pre:

Class: Courtesan

Stamina:	6  (sickly)
Charisma:	20 (mesmerizing)
Duelling:	1  (clumsy)
Brawling:	1  (puny)
Seafaring:	8  (fair)
Magic:	        10 (fair)
Heroism:	20 (bold)
Scouting:	1  (gets lost in the back yard)
Roguery:	8  (fair)
Luck:	        20 (blessed)
Healing:	1  (terrible)
Streetwise:	1  (babe in the woods)
pre:

Class: Pirate

Stamina:	18 (healthy)
Charisma:	13 (likeable)
Duelling:	13 (agile)
Brawling:	13 (strong)
Seafaring:	20 (old salt)
Magic:	        1  (powerless)
Heroism:	10 (selfish)
Scouting:	5  (poor)
Roguery:	14 (great)
Luck:	        9  (fair)
Healing:	1  (terrible)
Streetwise:	13 (alert)

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Arrrrrrrrrrr you ready for the restart of the game?

aerion111
Nov 29, 2011

Prodigy of Curiosity.
Master of Jacks.
Apprentice of Masks.
And, when fighting the forces of darkness, always remember: "Armor of Darkness, Weapon of Light"

Slaan posted:

Arrrrrrrrrrr you ready for the restart of the game?

Nah, sea-skill is a waste it seems.
We only used it like once.

I say we go for The Wizard Rincewind, for two reasons: 1) I'm bad with names, 2) It's the only one with crap sea-skill but high Heal. I want to see what happens when you succeed on the various healing checks that keep happening.

KittyEmpress
Dec 30, 2012

Jam Buddies

aerion111 posted:

Nah, sea-skill is a waste it seems.
We only used it like once.

A small spoiler and I'll edit it out if the OP wants but if you dock in town, you get entire sets of 'set out to sea' missions just like the 'travel inland' and 'explore town' ones. They're pretty hilarious too.

For this reason, I vote for a Pirate named Neckbeard

ViggyNash
Oct 9, 2012
The adventures of Jake Sparrow.

Ghostwoods
May 9, 2013

Say "Cheese!"

KittyEmpress posted:

I vote for a Pirate named Neckbeard

This.

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer
n a clear morning,
before even the seagulls have woken up, you make your way to the jetty to set out for the great city of Karrakara.
Your ship, really a coracle with ideas above its station, slips into the water.
You look at your small pile of cowrie shells, the islands' most common currency.
You wonder whether you should return some to the sea god Numen Mari, to ensure a safe journey.

Do so

Decide not to


pre:

Class: Pirate

Name: Neckbeard

Stamina:	18/23 (healthy)
Charisma:	13 (likeable)
Duelling:	13 (agile)
Brawling:	13 (strong)
Seafaring:	20 (old salt)
Magic:	        1  (powerless)
Heroism:	10 (selfish)
Scouting:	5  (poor)
Roguery:	14 (great)
Luck:	        9  (fair)
Healing:	1  (terrible)
Streetwise:	13 (alert)

Cowrie Shells:20
 
You have no blessings.
 
Items:
your quarterstaff
 
You have no companions.

ViggyNash
Oct 9, 2012
Nah, we like to play it dangerous.

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

Being a pirate is alright with me.
We don't need a god's blessing. We can do this on our own.

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
Make the offering.

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer


Seafaring roll, difficulty 13 - made it
Seafaring roll, difficulty 15 - made it
Seafaring roll, difficulty 17 - made it

The gods must be looking the other way today,
because you reach your destination of Karrakara without incident.

Luck +2

Karrakara is the main town on the island of the same name.
You're still outside the city walls but you can already hear the harsh,
carping cries of street sellers, which supposedly give the city its name.



The docks at Karrakara have ships from all over the known world, and sometimes beyond.

The dockmistress tells you that the fee to dock here is four shells.
You protest at this outrageous sum, and she tells you that this allows you to leave your boat here indefinitely.
It occurs to you that you could sail to the swamps outside the city and find a deserted spot to hide your boat.

Pay the fee

Haggle

Hide your boat in the swamp


pre:

Class: Pirate

Name: Neckbeard

Stamina:	18/23 (healthy)
Charisma:	13 (likeable)
Duelling:	13 (agile)
Brawling:	13 (strong)
Seafaring:	20 (old salt)
Magic:	        1  (powerless)
Heroism:	10 (selfish)
Scouting:	5  (poor)
Roguery:	14 (great)
Luck:	        11 (lucky)
Healing:	1  (terrible)
Streetwise:	13 (alert)

Cowrie Shells:20
 
You have no blessings.
 
Items:
your quarterstaff
 
You have no companions.

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
Haggle

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Arrrr ye be willin' ta lower yer tariff, lass, or do I gotta stick a knife ter ya throat? Haggle

ViggyNash
Oct 9, 2012
Haggle

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer
Seafaring roll, difficulty 18 - made it
Streetwise roll, difficulty 18 - made it

Lowering her voice, the dockmistress tells you that she can charge you only two shells.



You reluctantly hand over the shells and custody of your boat, and head into town.

lose 2 shells



You spend a shell on a meal and a room.

lose 1 shell
Stamina roll, difficulty 10 - made it
Heroism roll, difficulty 10 - ADVANCED
Healing roll, difficulty 20 - failed

You consider your next move.

Visit the docks

Explore the city

Leave the city and travel inland

Set out to sea


pre:

Class: Pirate

Name: Neckbeard

Stamina:	18/23 (healthy)
Charisma:	13 (likeable)
Duelling:	13 (agile)
Brawling:	13 (strong)
Seafaring:	20 (old salt)
Magic:	        1  (powerless)
Heroism:	11 (selfish)
Scouting:	5  (poor)
Roguery:	14 (great)
Luck:	        11 (lucky)
Healing:	1  (terrible)
Streetwise:	13 (alert)

Cowrie Shells:17
 
You have no blessings.
 
Items:
your quarterstaff
 
You have no companions.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Explore the city. Some stuff do do here, then we'll visit the docks and take off on our ship.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
City to buy supply before going on a sea advanture.

ViggyNash
Oct 9, 2012

Nyaa posted:

City to buy supply before going on a sea advanture.

I like this idea. Vote for same.

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer


You walk through a deserted and ruined square, which feels as if it has stood undisturbed for centuries.
The square is silent but for a vile noise in the distance, which sounds like the tortured cries of something inhuman.

Investigate

Leave it


pre:

Class: Pirate

Name: Neckbeard

Stamina:	18/23 (healthy)
Charisma:	13 (likeable)
Duelling:	13 (agile)
Brawling:	13 (strong)
Seafaring:	20 (old salt)
Magic:	        1  (powerless)
Heroism:	11 (selfish)
Scouting:	5  (poor)
Roguery:	14 (great)
Luck:	        11 (lucky)
Healing:	1  (terrible)
Streetwise:	13 (alert)

Cowrie Shells:17
 
You have no blessings.
 
Items:
your quarterstaff
 
You have no companions.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Not here for this bullshit, here to buy supplies. Pass.

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Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
Nope, we aren't a damned hero, we are a pirate.

Get out of there.

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