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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Hi. U top/bottom?

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gorki
Aug 9, 2014
wut u lukin 4 m8 7" uc here hngry hole 2

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
were gay

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Gas

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
8============================D

u interested

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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gorki posted:

wut u lukin 4 m8 7" uc here hngry hole 2

lookin for a pb to bb w/ my 6/6 dong. no dd

u got fart fetish?

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
middle, wtfu talking about?

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
hey

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




hey wuu2

dtf?

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

hey

hey

hey

wut r u up to?

hey

u lookin'?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
im not gay my uncle just died and his vcr repair shop has a poo poo ton of poppers

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Hi!
Hi... :-) I like you! Talk to me brother
Hey friend!
Hi handsome! how's life?
Hi***
Hey :)

Verbatim 6 messages in a row I've gotten from different guys online.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Like a fag thread? Interesting.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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hey im not gay or bi or anything, i just got the app for a joke

but can i suck ur dong?

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
6`8, 9.6 inch, uncut, muscular build, looking for zaftig twink with a sincere love for Dr. Who

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
really though being gay can be tough if you really want a fulfilling relationship :(

rather than just a filling relationship :laugh:!!!!!!

YerAuraBoresMeAlice
Dec 26, 2005

Vers

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

muscular fem azns w/ appendectomy scars only, please

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Tweet Me Balls posted:

muscular fem azns w/ appendectomy scars only, please
I can tell this is fake because no gay man wants to date asians.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
IS this thread about sandwiches? Because I love a good grinder.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

gorki posted:

really though being gay can be tough if you really want a fulfilling relationship :(

rather than just a filling relationship :laugh:!!!!!!

ive got a monogamy fetish surely theres a gay subculture for that

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

shiksa posted:

ive got a monogamy fetish surely theres a gay subculture for that

it only exists as a substrate for the gay cucking scene

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
hey

hey

hey

hey

hey

hey

u look like a serial killer

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
i wouldnt mind getting my rear end rammed, op

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!

hey

pippy
May 29, 2013

CRIMES
I got bareback'd on a stairwell because of Grindr.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Bobert Bobertson posted:

i wouldnt mind getting my rear end rammed, op

i know some dumpsters we can meet behind, see you there

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I took me all afternoon to realize this was some variant of "what you up to?" maybe I'm not very good at the gay casual sex scene.

pippy
May 29, 2013

CRIMES

Ratjaculation posted:

i know some dumpsters we can meet behind, see you there

Can I come? I've done this before.

I'm white, bottom and no azns plz.

pippy fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Oct 26, 2014

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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pippy posted:

Can I come? I've done this before.

I'm white, bottom and no azns plz.

yea sure. oiybaf

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

The Taint Reaper posted:

IS this thread about sandwiches? Because I love a good grinder.

grindr is a online dating app, it's pretty similar to tinder but caters to gay dudes mostly, maybe chicks too? anyway, now you're up to speed!

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

poz me w/ ur p3cker m8

pippy
May 29, 2013

CRIMES

Ratjaculation posted:

yea sure. oiybaf

R U POZ?

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

ArbitraryC posted:

I can tell this is fake because no gay man wants to date asians.
Can anyone tell me why this is true though, I'm a bisexual and one of my first male crushes (in high school) was an asian dude. He's still a good friend of mine (straight tho), but super cute, smart, and fit and I dunno why anyone would pass that up.

Arri
Jun 11, 2005
NpNp
hey
hi
grrr
woof!

oh wait i thought you said growlr

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Arri posted:

hey
hi
grrr
woof!

oh wait i thought you said growlr
I fill my growler up most fridays. I think you might have a vastly different interpretation of what that means tho.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



pippy posted:

R U POZ?

PROB

Arri
Jun 11, 2005
NpNp

ArbitraryC posted:

Can anyone tell me why this is true though, I'm a bisexual and one of my first male crushes (in high school) was an asian dude. He's still a good friend of mine (straight tho), but super cute, smart, and fit and I dunno why anyone would pass that up.

Racism, internalized homophobia about fems, and asians don't fit a hyper-masculine stereotype, stereotypes about penis size etc

asian dudes are cute

pippy
May 29, 2013

CRIMES

ArbitraryC posted:

Can anyone tell me why this is true though, I'm a bisexual and one of my first male crushes (in high school) was an asian dude. He's still a good friend of mine (straight tho), but super cute, smart, and fit and I dunno why anyone would pass that up.

Asian guys are stereotypically fem exclusive bottoms. Everyone wants the masculine hot white guys as a first choice to gently caress, even gaysians do. Or so the story goes...

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Arri
Jun 11, 2005
NpNp

pippy posted:

Asian guys are stereotypically fem exclusive bottoms. Everyone wants the masculine hot white guys as a first choice to gently caress, even gaysians do. Or so the story goes...

white gym bunnies are the worst

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