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Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
The ball. It is so small.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I think that's the smallballest run of the series so far.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
OH COME ON.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Finally, some bullshit.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

alpha_destroy posted:

God gently caress drat gently caress poo poo.

Sigh. Could have been worse.

Isn't over yet.

Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

Time to run up the pitch count.

Hey, there's Marlin's guy.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Sandoval's 2-0 approach

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Worthleast posted:

Time to run up the pitch count.

This part already happened and the Giants had nothing to do with it.

Luckily Herrera is nice and rested...uh...poo poo I don't even know, is Duffy available tonight?

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
That could've been a lot worse I guess. Can't see Vargas getting beyond the 5th, though.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Vargas is going to no-hit the Giants because they'll fail to make the adjustment to a guy throwing like poo poo.

Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

Vicissitudes.

Riveting commentary.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

New Concept Hole posted:

Vargas is going to no-hit the Giants because they'll fail to make the adjustment to a guy throwing like poo poo.

And win 1-0 :getin:

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Yeah this is what I want to hear about, a chronically sick mother. Depress the poo poo out of me, baseball, please.

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
My wife "I don't understand, is Moose what's wrong with her?"

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Jon Miller telling Perfume story

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
Is pence the most .gifable baseball player?

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Colonel Whitey posted:

Is pence the most .gifable baseball player?

Adrian Beltre

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
Who's crazier? Perez or Pence?

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Are Buck and Reynolds in different booths or something?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Colonel Whitey posted:

Is pence the most .gifable baseball player?

Pretty decent in series fight with Aoki. Pence is more successful but that doesn't make a .gif necessarily.

FoglyOgly
Sep 23, 2009

alpha_destroy posted:

I just found my wallet that has been missing since the Royals won the ALCS. So I just made an emergency booze run.

I'm loving ready. Let's do this Royals.

Some things never change, do they?

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Dyson looks like a loving pitcher at the plate.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

alpha_destroy posted:

Dyson looks like a loving pitcher at the plate.

agreed

Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

giantsfan.gif

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night

FoglyOgly posted:

Some things never change, do they?

Haha, I've changed: the other ones were never found!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Let's go long delay that fucks everyone's bullpen up.

Right before Bumgarner/Shields...maybe I should rethink this.

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
I bet those concussions did put him in a dark place.

Malaclypse
Sep 12, 2000

alone in the dark and scared always scared as hell

New Concept Hole posted:

Jon Miller telling Perfume story

HoF Broadcaster Jon Miller

FoglyOgly
Sep 23, 2009
Since MLB.tv didn't show it: did Mo'ne throw a strike? If so can we sign her and put her in for Vargas?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
"I've been a professional sports broadcaster for a couple decades, and lemme tell ya, until now I thought concussion rehab was just taking a nap."
"Truly eye opening"

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
That's an... interesting shirt choice, Erin.

Highbrow Slick
Jul 1, 2007

it is a fool who stays alive - but such fools are we.
I have no opinion on that sweater.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Come on Perez, at least make Vargas work.

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug
Erin Andrews wearing hipster camo.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Come on Perez, at least make Vargas work.

Look he just calls the pitches :v:

poo poo lucky he didn't turn an ankle there.

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Wow, that was the ugliest put out. Jesus.

I'm watching the game with a friend. We watched the out and inning end and the broadcast go to commercials. Then he goes "how many outs?"

I uh... I didn't know if I should say 3 or 0.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Juan Perez and Crawford not going to see any pitches.

FoglyOgly
Sep 23, 2009

alpha_destroy posted:

Wow, that was the ugliest put out. Jesus.

Almost would've felt better if Hosmer had dove for the bag again.

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
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