NCAA Week 9 Aftermath: Kliff to restart career as gigolo

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Ugly John: Jul 18, 2009; [img]https://forums.somethingawful.com/attachment.php?postid=514899866[/img]

Welp. You live by the chaos, you die by the chaos (and Les Miles Bullshit (tm)).

I know Wallace hates the "Good Bo/Bad Bo" shtick, but maybe if you didn't overthrow God and everybody? I also don't know wtf was up with that last play. That was not a time to put it in his hands. Kick the drat field goal and do something in overtime.

Oh well. GG LSU, sorry one of your fans died there.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 15:07

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 10:45

Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

HooverDam posted:

After getting embarrassed by UCLA, ASU has rebounded and is in sole possession of 1st place in the P-12 South.

You do realize this is only because Arizona and Utah haven't played as many conference games as ASU, right?

# ? Oct 26, 2014 15:11

JesustheDarkLord: May 22, 2006; #VolsDeep; Lipstick Apathy

After getting in a 27 point hole we looked pretty good. There were I think 8 freshmen who specifically made good plays last night for Tennessee.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 15:11

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

JesustheDarkLord posted:

After getting in a 27 point hole we looked pretty good. There were I think 8 freshmen who specifically made good plays last night for Tennessee.

Dobbs is a gamer. Unless he transfers after losing the job to Worley or something he's going to make you dangerous.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 15:20

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Adun posted:

Not Fully Aware: The Brady Hoke Story

Hahahahh.

Grats to Miss. St. that is awesome for you guys and I hope you run the table.

If I died in death valley on a :02 interception to seal the victory in an upset that would be just fine with me.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 15:36

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Ahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99AtCY--hBE

"If you don't get bad, you get hosed"

# ? Oct 26, 2014 15:44

Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Hackenberg is really bad

he really is

# ? Oct 26, 2014 15:51

Rad Valtar: May 31, 2011; Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.

Farking Bastage posted:

It's going to be pretty funny if(when) UGA wins the SECCG after 12 weeks of the ESPN SEC west fluffjob.

Danny Kanell predicted this to happen last week on ESPN. He has 0 SEC West teams making the playoff and Georgia winning the SEC.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 15:54

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Raku posted:

Dobbs is a gamer. Unless he transfers after losing the job to Worley or something he's going to make you dangerous.

That won't happen. Worley is gone after this year and Dobbs will likely be the starter next year, especially if he continues to improve. Also taking into account one of the reasons he came to UT was because he wanted to take aerospace engineering. The kid is smart.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 15:59

Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

gameday is going to morgantown next week

# ? Oct 26, 2014 16:02

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

Anyone have that Les Miles Deal With It image that a goon had made handy? I need to remember to save it this time..

(though Ole Miss seemed to have all the luck in the first half at least)

# ? Oct 26, 2014 16:04

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Roasted Donut posted:

gameday is going to morgantown next week

Hopefully Lee Corso wears some flame retardant clothing...

edit: ^^^^ This isn't that one, but it's much better...

Scarf fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Oct 26, 2014

# ? Oct 26, 2014 16:05

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007

cletus42o posted:

Anyone have that Les Miles Deal With It image that a goon had made handy? I need to remember to save it this time..

(though Ole Miss seemed to have all the luck in the first half at least)

Here you go. I made this a few years ago and it still makes me smile.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 16:11

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I'll just look at this to cheer up.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 16:24

Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

Pakled posted:

Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I'll just look at this to cheer up.

Did Pitt lose?

I mean I assume so because :laffo:

but you never know.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 16:28

KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Did Pitt lose?

I mean I assume so because but you never know.

Ga Tech 56 pitt 28.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 16:32

cletus42o: Apr 11, 2003; Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.; College Slice

Silly Burrito posted:

Here you go. I made this a few years ago and it still makes me smile.

Me too, thanks!

# ? Oct 26, 2014 16:33

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/10/26/7072779/tcu-texas-tech-score-fireworks

TCU ran out of its season supply of fireworks yesterday.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 16:37

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Shame on you, Minnesota

# ? Oct 26, 2014 16:40

wtftastic: Jul 24, 2006; "In private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools."

gently caress UVa football.

gently caress Mike London.

Please just loving fire him already. I feel like I was lied to for the first 5 weeks.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 17:05

C2C - 2.0: May 14, 2006; Dubs In The Key Of Life; Lipstick Apathy

I haaateee LSU!!! I hope they DIIIEEE!!!!

LSU boyfriend, Ole Miss girlfriend. Real video.

:lol:

C2C - 2.0 fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Oct 26, 2014

# ? Oct 26, 2014 17:12

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

C2C - 2.0 posted:

I haaateee LSU!!! I hope they DIIIEEE!!!!

LSU boyfriend, Ole Miss girlfriend. Real video.

"AH HAAAYTE UHM!!!"

# ? Oct 26, 2014 17:15

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

strong take

# ? Oct 26, 2014 17:17

JonathonSpectre: Jul 23, 2003; I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck; Soiled Meat

C2C - 2.0 posted:

I haaateee LSU!!! I hope they DIIIEEE!!!!

LSU boyfriend, Ole Miss girlfriend. Real video.

From the behavior on this video I think she's probably totally reasonable and a great catch when she's not dealing with a football loss.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 17:18

Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

C2C - 2.0 posted:

I haaateee LSU!!! I hope they DIIIEEE!!!!

LSU boyfriend, Ole Miss girlfriend. Real video.

ahahaha

# ? Oct 26, 2014 17:19

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Hackenberg is really bad

I don't think it's necessarily him. Playing behind that awful offensive line just ruined him

# ? Oct 26, 2014 17:30

Ben Has Tiny Weenus: Feb 17, 2007; MSU Will Not Be National Champions

So I really should learn to shut the hole under my nose.

Verisimillipede posted:

After reading the disgusting racism of Ole Miss in the Douche of the Year thread, I'm glad they got beat by Les Miles in typical Les Miles fashion.

This post warms my heart. I'm doing God's work here.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 17:34

Emron: Aug 2, 2005

C2C - 2.0 posted:

I haaateee LSU!!! I hope they DIIIEEE!!!!

LSU boyfriend, Ole Miss girlfriend. Real video.

This girl is TFF as hell

# ? Oct 26, 2014 17:35

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

MourningView posted:

I don't think it's necessarily him. Playing behind that awful offensive line just ruined him

Yeah, he plays a lot like Devin Gardner. Hearing footsteps constantly due to getting sacked frequently, never being able to trust the line to give him a pocket so panicking and doing dumb things.

Not that Hack is a great quarterback, but he looks far worse behind that bad line.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 17:35

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Roasted Donut posted:

he really is

So was O'Brien just a wizard or some sort of magic entity?

# ? Oct 26, 2014 17:38

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:

This post warms my heart. I'm doing God's work here.

Link to pertinent page in douchebag thread please?

# ? Oct 26, 2014 17:38

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

PSU o-line literally

# ? Oct 26, 2014 17:40

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

R.D. Mangles posted:

PSU o-line literally

Good form by 72 there. Really clears out a lane.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 17:42

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Thoguh posted:

Good form by 72 there. Really clears out a lane.

that was a fourth and one as well

# ? Oct 26, 2014 17:43

JonathonSpectre: Jul 23, 2003; I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck; Soiled Meat

R.D. Mangles posted:

PSU o-line literally

These dudes are good enough to play for UF.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 17:50

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Coaches Poll is out.

http://sportspolls.usatoday.com/ncaa/football/polls/coaches-poll/2014/12/

code:

1 	Miss State 	7-0 	
2 	Florida State 	7-0 	
3 	Alabama 	7-1 	
4 	Auburn 	        6-1 		
5 	Michigan State 	7-1 	
6 	Oregon 	        7-1 	
7 	Notre Dame 	6-1 	
8 	Georgia 	6-1 	
9 	Ole Miss 	7-1 	
10 	TCU 	        6-1 		
11 	Kansas State 	6-1 	
12 	Baylor 	        6-1 	
13 	Ohio State 	6-1 	
14 	Arizona State 	6-1 	
15 	Arizona 	6-1 	
16 	Nebraska 	7-1 	
17 	LSU 	        7-2 		
18 	Utah 	        6-1 		
19 	East Carolina 	6-1 	
20 	Oklahoma 	5-2 	
21 	Clemson 	6-2 	
22 	West Virginia 	6-2 	
23 	Marshall 	8-0 	
24 	Duke 	        6-1 	
25 	UCLA 	        6-2

# ? Oct 26, 2014 17:59

Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

Pakled posted:

Coaches Poll is out.

http://sportspolls.usatoday.com/ncaa/football/polls/coaches-poll/2014/12/

code:

1 	Miss State 	7-0 	
2 	Florida State 	7-0 	
3 	Alabama 	7-1 	
4 	Auburn 	        6-1 		
5 	Michigan State 	7-1 	
6 	Oregon 	        7-1 	
7 	Notre Dame 	6-1 	
8 	Georgia 	6-1 	
9 	Ole Miss 	7-1 	
10 	TCU 	        6-1 		
11 	Kansas State 	6-1 	
12 	Baylor 	        6-1 	
13 	Ohio State 	6-1 	
14 	Arizona State 	6-1 	
15 	Arizona 	6-1 	
16 	Nebraska 	7-1 	
17 	LSU 	        7-2 		
18 	Utah 	        6-1 		
19 	East Carolina 	6-1 	
20 	Oklahoma 	5-2 	
21 	Clemson 	6-2 	
22 	West Virginia 	6-2 	
23 	Marshall 	8-0 	
24 	Duke 	        6-1 	
25 	UCLA 	        6-2

More than half of the Pac-12 South is ranked :getin:

# ? Oct 26, 2014 18:02

Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

Good. gently caress Mississippi. I will not call them "Ole Miss" except in this sentence.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 18:03

Regnevelc: Jan 12, 2003; I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

MourningView posted:

I don't think it's necessarily him. Playing behind that awful offensive line just ruined him

Sounds familiar, I hope he gets out of Penn State alive.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 18:06

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 10:45

Ben Has Tiny Weenus: Feb 17, 2007; MSU Will Not Be National Champions

So I really should learn to shut the hole under my nose.

pillsburysoldier posted:

Link to pertinent page in douchebag thread please?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3631289&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=55#post434383603

Read every link in the Ole Miss write up. The last youtube link is especially pertinent, as it turns out that just saying their name is pretty racist. They are the Redskins of College Football.

Ben Has Tiny Weenus fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Oct 26, 2014

# ? Oct 26, 2014 18:10

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